Does your family know about your obsession with japanese artwork depicting underage girls in suggestive situations?
What is your excuse when they find you masturbating to them?
Everyone knows I watch anime.
They probably assume I masturbate to it, but I've never let them see me watching a scene like that.
Grandad died in the war to protect my right to jack off to Sichuan street graffiti, and by jove I'm going to enjoy while I can.
>>120841093
>tumblr gif
>>>/out/
>>120841179
When I was twelve, I remember getting caught oncewith my pants down and fapping furiously to one of the most hardcore Bible Black scenes (thank you it wasn't one of the futa ones). Within five minutes my entire family knew about it becuause my bitch mother phoned every single living family member in the country.
I got grounded a whole month with no TV, no internet and no going out anywhere.
Now that I have a job and make money, I buy overpriced chinesse plastic and play hentai out loud in my room to spite them.
>>120841355
>Now that I have a job and make money, I buy overpriced chinesse plastic and play hentai out loud in my room to spite them.
Live the life, bro.
I've never been caught masturbating in my life so no they do not.
>>120841964
>not getting purposefully caught by your imouto so she lends a hand
Worst onii-chan
>>120842157
B-but I'm an only child
I'm only comfortable letting them see me watch pure, non-lewd shows like Lucky Star, so I don't think there's a problem.
>>120841093
My Mom knows I like Anime and doesn't give a shit to this day. Hell, she says it's better than hooking up with today's women since in her mind, they are pretty shit.
>>120841093
>What is your excuse when they find you masturbating to them?
Don't get fucking caught anon
my parents food downloaded yaoi hentai on the family computer when I was young and a moron.
hardly the worst in the family, though. I caught my dad fapping to tranny porn on my own personal computer in my bedroom once when I came home early from college
>>120841355
Is this what growing up in bible belt America is like?
>>120841093
>2seasonbudget.gif
>>120842534
You shouldn't have let it use the computer
>>120842485
>Hell, she says it's better than hooking up with today's women since in her mind, they are pretty shit.
Fuck you!
>tfw my mother kept hinting I should get a gf
>Ignored that because I didnt give a fuck
>Now thinks I'm a closet fag because I have no gf
How the fuck did you get such a great deal in comparison?
Hopefully she will give up entirely, eventually.
>>120842534
Did you tell him it's only gay if they arent wearing a skirt?
>>120842664
it's not like I gave him permission to use my computer, ever. I put a password on it after that
>>120842711the worst part is that I'm openly trans myself
Yeah my father or mother sometimes walk in when I watch my animu on my big flatscreen, never been asked about it though.
>>120841322
>filename from 4chan
Stop anon, seriously
My mother thinks that is cute, and my father that all chinese toons are Robotech and my brother used to watch Naruto and Hunter.
>>120841093
"My penis made me do it."
No they don't, I watch anime on very low volume with headphones on and I pause every couple minutes to check outside my room to see if anyone is there.
>>120842760
>the worst part is that I'm openly trans myself
>Father fapping to tranny porn
>On your bed
>When you came home
I didnt think anyone outside of anime protaganists could be this dense.
He wanted you co catch him and give him a hand, it's like you've never watched porn before.
>>120841355
was it because of what you were fapping to? i'm glad i never got caught fapping to ratchet and clank when i was 12, i'm glad i've never been caught fapping in general now that i think about it.
>>120841355
>Now that I have a job and make money, I buy overpriced chinesse plastic and play hentai out loud in my room to spite them.
>>120843380
I choose to believe that he got hooked on it after learning about me, and he's retarded. Besides, even if he wasn't related to me I wouldn't have sex with an old manlet like him.
>>120843693
But apparently he would have sex with you
>>120843508
Dude, coming from a parent let me blow your mind.
They can hear when you masturbate and they make sure not to intrude, but you can be sure they know. At least, that's what the good parents do.
>>120841093
Sauce? Cute girl
>>120843908
the good parents masturbate to the sound you knob
>>120844097
Hannah Montana: the animated series.
>>120843794
no I don't believe you and the time he walked in the bathroom while I was getting out of the shower was an accident I swear
Both my parents, Aunt, and younger sisters have seen me sleeping with my dakimakura
At this point I don't think anyone gives a shit
>>120844327
Maybe you should just fuck your dad and clear the air
>>120844403
how badly do you have to lose control of your life before you buy one of those
>>120844435
You don't have a daki? What a fucking nerd. Get with the times.
>>120844554
What character is in yours? is it a lewd design?
>>120844847
Mines pretty lewd
>>120844847
I wannt a Tomoe Mami one but it's sold out everywhere. Hopefully, Rebellion will increase the chance of a reprint.
I hope.
;_;
>>120845087
Shit taste.
Please tell me she's not you're waifu
>>120845145
Will you cut the top part off once you get it?
>>120844403
I'm kinda interested in getting a daki, I just need something to hug in the night, ya know?
>fapping and your dog walks in your room
>I can't keep fapping because I feel like he's watching
>Pull up pants kick him out, back to fapping
tfw my dog has caught me fapping to loli
>>120845292
Super worth it my friend
>>120842611
Pretty much. I got caught several times as a kid, though it was because of traffic logs my dad set up instead of in the act. You get stern talking tos until the overriding guilt makes you stop for a few weeks, then your dick takes over again and you find a way past the web filters so you can fap and hate yourself some more.
>>120843003
You're retarded.
>>120845346
Are they a lot of money? I'm not made of money.
>>120845145
Daki bootlegs are of acceptable quality.
