Why is she so slutty?
>9 years old
Stop sexualizing best doronjo
>>120232618
Tell her to stop being so sexy first.
She's not slutty, you faggot. Just incredibly sexy.
How is she sexy exactly?
I think you're just some thirsty as fuck pedos.
She' s blond.
>>120232860
I'm not really that thirsty.
where can i watch the 1972 version /a/?
>>120232860
>How is she sexy exactly?
She's 9 fucking years old you pedos,
Stop sexualizing her.
Pic related:
innocent playtime for a kid
>>120233382
9 year olds are pretty sexy, anon.
>>120233382
Exactly!
Anyone who finds that arousing has issues.
>>120233559
Exactly.
Now excuse me while I post some entirely nonsexual cute images of doronjo
>>120233382
Why is she only wearing a bikini?
>>120233720
It's summer, duh.
>>120233789
It's winter
>>120233835
It's summer. Why do you think it's so hot outside?
>>120233983
Because you're living in Ethiopia.
>>120234249
If I'm living in ethiopia then where are my delicious brown lolis?
What is it exactly about lolis in masks that provoke people to make such shitty threads asking about how sexy they are and what their names rhyme with
>>120232688
MadThad, is that you?
>>120234787
They make great cover for loli threads.
>>120234787
Those "loli" shitposting generals dont get saged or deleted as often?
>>120235476
>"loli"
Yes, loli. Do you use those dumb synonyms?
>>120235602
No. Half of them feel forced and the rest are a little too /tv/ for me.
>>120234205
Way too sexy. Please let this show be good.
Such a sexy little girl.
>>120236323
I just want to hug her.
>>120236323
But a child cant be sexy?
>>120237134
Why can't children be sexy? Are you prejudice?
All right guys, it's time to pick one:
Loli sex friend
Pro: Loves fucking, will try any kinky shit you want
Neutral: Wants to fuck every time you are with her. Does not matter where you are or what you are doing.
Con: May not remain faithful, will try to get you to let other guys join in.
Loli Wife:
Pro: Will cook, clean and other household tasks.
Neutral: Likes gentle, vanilla love making only.
Con: Loves shopping and doesn't work.
Loli Imouto:
Pro: Idolizes you, and looks up to you
Neutral: Is embarrassed by you and will push you away when others are around (but it's cute when she gets flustered)
Con: Can be bratty and demanding
Loli daughter
Pro: Will love doing whatever you are doing
Neutral: You also get an old hag wife.
Con: Will not do lewd things with you.
>>120238221
Loli sex friend because I am into that anyway.
>>120236323
She's cute, not sexy. Long months of no contact with girls has warped your mind, anon. Soon you'll be jerking it to pictures of fat faceless old men cutting chicken on a cutting board, or stand alone ironing boards with a bra draped over them.
>>120238221
Loli dom mistress where?
>>120238221
I just look at these and think you're not reading the right doujins.
Is this show any good?
>>120239381
Sex friend covers all your kinks.
>>120239485
Care to provide more choices?
>>120238221
>Neutral: Wants to fuck every time you are with her. Does not matter where you are or what you are doing.
This is what I want
>>120234205
even i'm not loli fans (because i love cake very much).. i admit that she's way too sexy
>>120234787
Well they are very sexy
>>120240551
セクシーãƒãƒª
>>120232109
GOD DAMN IT STOP POSTING THESEShe makes my dick hard
9 year olds are inferior
What would you do if you encountered a spooky loli?
>>120240551
Has no one made them switch costumes yet? You'd think that'd be the first thing they'd go for.
>>120244243
Japan is probably too busy fapping.
>>120244210
Rape spooky loli
>>120232618
What outfits would you dress your Doronjo in?
>>120232109
Sexiest loli of 2015.
>>120244826Naked
>>120244486
The loli witch turns you into a frog.
Try again Y/N?
>>120244961
A frog is fine too.
>>120244826
All of them. At the same time. Maybe that would stop you perverts from sexualizing her.
>>120244961
Y, Even as a frog I can do it.
>>120244826
Her normal clothes. They make her look so damn adorable it nearly gives me a heart attack.
>>120244961
Y
[x] Befriend the shit out of spoopy loli with crucifixes, garlic, wooden stakes, silver bullets, and rosaries.
All loli's are sluts accoridng to /a/.
>>120244961
Stay as a frog and become her pet
>>120245025
Only slutty in appearance. They're all pure maidens on the inside.
>>120244991
She crushes you. Game over.
>>120245000
The loli is confused by your weird accessories and runs away. You gain 15 Exp.
>>120245061
She names you Mr. Hops and the two of you live happily together.
This has probably been asked in previous threads, but at least as far as I can see it hasn't been asked in this one:
Should I have watched any previous Yatterman stuff, or can I enjoy this as-is?
Leopard is a nopan loli slut!
>>120245131
Watch at least 3 episodes of the 2008 remake and you should be fine.
Keep in mind the show is for kids so it might be boring.
>>120245172
>Not just being a big kid
How else do you relate to the lolis?
>>120245188
I want to fuck lolis not be their friend
>>120245131
You can enjoy it as is, but you'll miss out on the references to the original show. As it is, it's the story of a young girl and her mother's friends rebelling against the society that exiled and trapped them for countless generations. It has that early-TTGL feel to it (for a lack of a better comparison), minus Gainax plus loli protagonist.
>>120245198
But what do you do before the fucking? Or after it?
>>120245233
>But what do you do before the fucking?
Tying
>After
Untying/ have a smoke
>Been watching Yattaman since I was a kid
>Wanted Doronjo to be my goofy aunt since forever
>New series comes out
>Welp, Doronjo is now a loli, not what I wanted but alright
>Realize I'll never get a cute Doronjo nephew to play videogames with
>/a/utists will never stop sexualizing little girls
>Feel bad about auntie Doronjo too.
It hurts...Doronjo is one of those characters I'll never, ever be able to sexualize, even with all the dirty gags in the show.
>>120245233
>After
More fucking
Her ancestors were sluts, it's genetic.
This is yatterman, right?
For the subs it seems like I can choose between Funi rips and Commie?
So basically I have to choose between AIDS and cancer? Or is there a third alternative?
>>120249447
>is there a third alternative
You are a funny man, you get to wait until next year.
>>120249447
Do it raw
Because she is 9 years old.
>>120249477
I like way you think.
>>120232860
She isn't. They really are sick in mind people
Britain
France
SpainSoon, you.
>>120252533
If only hitler had won.
>>120244869
There are more lolis to come, anon.Hopefully.
I wonder what she smells like
Anyone find the first episode to be too real? It was the most realistic set up for a anime plot, none of that falling girl from the sky or mysterious power for no fucking reason, she just wants revenge for her mother.
>>120254760
Well we have a guy who can punch and destroy huge boulders with his bare fist, and another guy who can seem to make anything mechanical contraption out of scraps laying around in almost no time at all. Pretty convenient for keeping the plot moving along.
>>120254530
Only one way to find out.
>>120232109
She's pure, you're the slut. With your slutty thoughts.
>>120258267
Girls who are too pure to realize how slutty they really are are the best.
>>120258619
But she isn't at all. If you are making her so in your mind then you are the slutty one.
>>120254760
Her idea of getting revenge on the Yattermeanies is to give them a forehead flicking.
That's it. She's just a little adorable kid who was raised well, and just wants to punish those people she idolized all these years with a forehead flicking so that they'll stop being meanies themselves.
Then it turns out the Yattermeanies are Yatterminators, and she cannot win.
>>120261763
She just needs help from some non-mechanical Yattermen, one of which may or may not be blind.
>>120263106
I haven't seen the original/previous stuff. Swear to god, every 3-5 minutes, I feel like I'm missing out on some reference that was thrown in.
>>120263106
Didn't someone say it was stress related blindess? If so she may become not blind real soon.
![Yattaman (2008) - 19.mkv_snapshot_18.45_[2015.01.20_04.04.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HFJrna1.jpg "Yattaman (2008) - 19.mkv_snapshot_18.45_[2015.01.20_04.04.25].jpg")
>>120246098
>Going to pixiv
>searching the ヤッターマン tag
>I have to switch it from "partial" to "exact match" or I'll drown in shitty Leopard drawings
It's not a spike in Doronjo art when you're drawing the WRONG ONE, Japan
Oh come on, sharing a room with two naked man does not make leopard a slut
been awhile since a loli made my loins stir so vigorously like this one
>>120263274
They're drawing the best one.
>>120263560
>>120263274
>I'll drown in shitty Leopard drawings
>not fapping to Leopard
>>120263709
loli > Old Hag
no exceptions/
>>120263709
Old and busted pls go.
>>120263106
I thought their reaction was that she looked like leopard's mother. What indication is there that shes a yatterman?
>>120263863
It's been a couple of days since I saw episode 2 and I can't remember things very well, but she was saying "Gan-chan," which is the nickname of one of the original Yattermans.
>>120232109
All this tenshi tenshi talk are giving me the creeps.
>>120264094
If anything, at least it made far less of us roll our eyes hard when she passed away from a cough.
>>120263863
Character-bios on official website is that blind girl (named Alouette) is a descendant of the original Yattermen.
Also, her name starts with an A (her ancestor was named Ai-chan). Her friend, who will probably appear in episode 3 is called Galina (the original Yatterman was called Ga-chan).
She's gonna beat the baddies!
I'm confused. Where is this girl from? I get it's Yatterman, but which one?
>>120264629
Yatterman (2008). She looks up to Doronjo and tries copying her whenever Doronbo go out and scam people/steal.
>>120264552
So, why is it that little girls have such fantastic butts. I mean, I'm not an ass man, but there's something special about lolibutts.
>>120264629
The newest one, called Yatterman Night (or Yoru no Yatterman).
>You will never have a nice family will take care of you after your failed suicide attempt
>You will never be appreciated
>You will never marry the only cute daughter
>You will never be the man in the houshold
I'm watching Yoru No Yatterman without watching any previous Yatterman content.
Am I scum /a/?
>>120264734
>>120264750
I now understand. Thanks.
>>120264772
Wrong thread? This isn't the Garo thread.
>>120264780
No. All you're missing out on are the various references and links to the original.
>>120264858
They tend to get pointed out and explained in the threads any way so.
>>120264734
From the looks of the picture book that Leopard has, it seems rather to be the original 1977 incarnation (then again, the 2008 version seems to be a direct continuation of the 1977 original cartoon).
Also, ironically, Leopard does not want to steal or scam people from their belongings. In fact, she's rather trying to emulate the Dorombow's archenemies, the Yattermen, and bring justice to the world. In fact, she was nearly on the point of crying when she was faced with the tough choice to break into somebody's house or not when they had to hide and dry their clothes.
Stealing is bad. Only bad people steal. The Doronbows are not bad people.
It's really endearing what a simplistic and idealistic world view she has.
>>120264858
I'm guess I'm still having a good time and that's all that matters :)
>>120264739
Guys are naturally attracted to younger girls, it's just that rl young girls have meh bodies. Anime allows for young girls to have those features. It's just your natural instincts kicking in.
>>120264927
>Stealing is bad. Only bad people steal.
What is it about Aryan lolis having extremely simple and idealistic world views that make my dick so damn hard?
>>120264949
>rl young girls have meh bodies
Says you.
>>120264739
You can fit a cheek in each hand but they still look proportionately sizable on the loli
>>120264739
Because little, tight, firm lolibutt.
>>120264552
I will miss the cheap-ass costumes that Voltkatze made.
Although it would be funny if the costumes they wear in the intro and that one scene in the outro is never seen or worn in the series itself, and they always only wear their cheap-ass rags because everyone is too poor and has to use hands-me-down.
>>120263357
It doesn't. Being nopan does.
>>120266339
I will too, mostly because lolibelly.
>>120266479
Elephantus and Voltkatze are too pure and gentlemanly to molest their cute little daughteru-imouto.
They seem to have been more interested in Dorothy's older and more mature assets.
>>120266796
They're pure, Leopard is the slut.
>>120266479
Lies.
>>120266860
Stop projecting, you slut.
>>120264552
The black community of /a/ agrees that this ass is too phat.
Will he be the hero that we deserve?
>>120266989
>Lies
>>120267284
I was saying lies to the comment, not the no pantsu. You don't wear pantsu with tights.
>>120267453
Are the neo-Donborows even rich enough to afford pantsus?
They probably had to cannibalize every piece of cloth remaining to create their cheap-ass costumes.
>>120267453
>Wear no pantsu
>not a slut
>>120267622
You don't wear panstu with tights or what ever that swimsuit like thing is. You're the slut for being so impure and not innocent like Leopard.
>>120267758
>what ever that swimsuit like thing is
It's called a leotard and it is the ultimate boner-inducing purity device.
>>120268014
>bullying Leopard's lolibutt
Doujins when?
>>120268014
Slander and lie with your shit art.
>>120268097
I want to bully her lolibutt
>>120268097
Its made for bullyig
>>120267889
>leotard
>purity device
>>120268097
I'd bully it with my dick
>>120268172
>>120268097
>>120268223
I'd rather my dick be bullied by her lolibutt, personally
>>120268223
>>120268196
>>120268172
You are all bad people. You would really bully a cute little loli like Leopard?
>>120268255
Don't be so beta. If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it.
I just dinished the first episode, and she is cute as fuck. She just makes me want to kiss her everywhere.
>>120268301
You know what they say, don't feed the leopards. They have sharp teeth and will tear you apart, or at least ding you in places where the sun don't shine.
>>120268287
Lolis were made for sex and bullying
>>120268301
You're the beta if you're not secure enough with your masculinity to be lolidommed. You'll thurust it in when she says so.
>>120268709
>secure
You mean impatient.
Well, a whole thread full of shitty pedos, nice...
Hope you all die, and in a really bad manner.
>>120270805
rude
>>120270805
What did we ever do to you, anon? That was really mean.
>>120270805
Its not my fault that I'm a pedo!
>>120270805
What is wrong with loving lolis?
>>120270805
I'll be dying in a lolilanche. I'll be cumming as I die.
>>120267236
Looks kinda cute for a dude.
>>120270805
Good thing we're not pedo, even if we're 2
>>120271819
Yeah, I always thought Yatterman was pretty attractive.I want doujins with him raping Leopard with Voltkatze and Elephantus.
>>120272075
No, get out.
>>120272075
And let me guess. Alouette gets to watch, amirite?
>>120272190
Don't bully the blind girl!
>>120272190
>"Gan-chan, what's going on? Are you in pain? Gan-chan, please don't die."
>>120263966
why the fuck did viz translate it as GATCHAN
the guy's name is GALINA. Is it now going to be GATCHINA?
seriously, viz sucks big donkey dicks.
>>120272324
>GATCHINA
No, it's going to beG-G-G-G-GATCHAMAN!
>>120272075
No raping the lolis.
>>120272424
Doesn't count as rape if she likes it 20 minutes in.
>>120266796
I can't wait for them to have a mental breakdown after all their new pals get exterminated by Yattermen.
>>120272324
Well, Alouette does say Ga-chan.
>>120272306
>A-and little angel? Are you also in pain? Oh no, Gan-chan! Cute angel! Nice misters! Please! Don't leave me alone!
>I'm scared.
>>120272520
>they rescue dog
>dog is Oda-tier when it comes to smarts and pilots Yatterwan for blind girl.
>makes all the WAH WAH noises.
>9 years old
When will people stop?
>>120270805
So you just included yourself in the demographic?
That's really retarded.
>>120272653
>dog was cybernetically transformed into Yattercasshernwan
>>120272666
Well.
There are a number of loicons in this thread undoubtedly. Plenty of good lolis who are 10, 9 and 8. Are there any good fapworthy 7 year olds?
>>120272666
When Japan stops making sexy kids.
>>120272975
>Are there any good fapworthy 7 year olds?Ren-chan.
>>120232109
Is this show worth watching if I'm not a lolicon?
>>120273100
I haven't seen 3 yet but the first two episodes are good
>>120273100
Yep. So far it's pretty good. Really cute too.
>>120272666
Stop aging? I hope soon, Satan-sama.
>>120273043
You don't see nearly as much lewd art of Ren-chan compared to other lolis like Fate, Illya or OP slut though
>>120273100
Too soon to say, since it's only been two episodes so far.
But I'd say yes.
>>120273100
You like cute little girls in a non-sexual way?
>>120272979
The same shit posted again. Those are shit quality.
did she have a pixiv tag or something?
>>120272666
Why are you here, normal-kun? This place wasn't made for the likes of you by a long shot.
And lovers of glorious 2D lolis have been around since before your grandparents were little sperms in their parent's balls. We're not going anywhere.
>>120273217
what could go wrong?
Elephantus and Volt dying for extra edge?
T-t-timeskip??'
>>120273229
Because it's not professional grade? You can literally make that video by finding/downloading the model/motion, load them on MMD and hit play.
>>120273128
what the hell is this?
post from the other video instead or something
>>120273339
I know, that's why they are shit.
>>120273100
Yes.
The show doesn't sexualize Leopard anywhere as much as we and the nips do.
>>120273416
Then instead of complaining, why don't you hire some professionals to do the job instead?
>>120273496
Who says I didn't? I would have it for myself and no one else.
>>120265016
Natually, only ubermenchen may produce ubermadchen.
>>120273318
Alouette and Galina dying for extra edge.
No more Yattermen forever. The Yatter-Doronbows must uphold their legacy and be the true champions of justice, rescuing and repairing the old Yattermechas who have been enslaved by the villains to perform heinous deeds (that way, they can uphold the legacy of the Doronbows of stealing mechas, but also use them to do good).
Unfortunately, the Yattermechas also all die one by one every two or three episodes to allow the Yatter-doronbows to escape the hordes of Yatterminators.
>>120265016
I'd kiss her ass.
>>120273318
>T-t-timeskip??'
You shut your whore mouth. Leopard is forever loli doronjo.
>>120273804
http://exhentai.org/s/42b53cd0a3/636593-4
>>120272886
>into Yattercasshernwan
KILL YATTERCASSHERNWAN. EAT YATTERCASSHERNWAN. WAN WAN.Awooo!
am I the only one hoping for another branch of the dorombo family to be the masterminds behind Yatter Kingdom?
loli Doronjo vs torpedo tits Doronjo.
>>120275117
If that happens then I wish Leopard loses.
>>120275175
Fuck you, old hags will go down.
>>120275267
Lolis a shit
>>120275302
Oh god here come those freaks
>>120266339
Hold up, you might by chance have that one image of the group shot? I need an image of those ridiculous costumes.
>>120275302
Faggots and old cows aren't allowed here.
>>120275302
Digusting shit for faggots.
HHNNNNNNNGGGGGG
>>120272306
>>120272520
I want this to happen
>>120276057
The best love juice dumpsters are the ones you watch grow up before your eyes.
>>120276057
Doujins with this Leopard when?
>>120276278
Get out.
>>120276278
a semen demon is a semen demon regardless of age?
>>120276205
>>120276278
Kill yourself.
>>120276429
As long as you can have a conversation with it yes.
>>120276349
I agree. Mixing up doujin and doujinshi is unforgivable.
>>120265022
You're a pedophile.
>>120276468
Don't respond to people's post filled with love with your own post filled with hate. Maybe you should go see a shrink.
>>120276555
No love, just filthy lewd by degerates. My first post was the post of love.
>Her mom just died and everyone in the world sexualizes her
>>120276767
got to repopulate the devastated planet
>>120276695
This might surprise you anon, but love and lewd often go hand in hand.
>>120276814
No! You don't have to lewd what you truly love because the love is a far better feeling then empty lewd.
>>120276767
gotta maintain the bloodline
>>120276814
so you're saying you'd hold hands with leopard while watching the sun rise?
>>120277967
Yes? Who wouldn't want to hold hands with a cute loli and share a moment together?
>>120278071
>Leopard
>cute
>>120278145
She's very cute with her sexy body under a blanket, which will probably be the case if we're watching the sunrise together.
>>120275302
oppai lolis a trash
her chest is no longer glorious
>>120278657
That's not loli at all though, that's just old.
>>120278657
She's obviously aged to late teen/adulthood in that pic
>>120278918
That's not what her entire lower half says.
>>120279392
Yeah it does. Yeah its not over exaggerated but she is still adult there. Her mother was pretty slim too, made me happy, means Leopard will never go piggu.
>>120279392
Her lower part of her legs look that way, yeah. Most likely, the artist was trying to angle her legs to fold behind her but goofed. It's pretty clear that her torso is more of the focal point to the image than her legs, which comes off as something thrown in at the end to complete the image.
>>120272886
>Yatterfriender
Now I'm interested.
Champion of the D.
>>120284864
I like that.
>>120284864
For the first time I want the loli to give me the Ding
Am I the only one bothered by Voltkatze and Elephantus allowing a little girl to engage in deadly combat with an evil empire?
>>120285732
>120285732
god I also want Moot to shut the fuck up already
>>120285732
I've wondered that myself. They're pretty op so I can only guess that they feel confident enough to protect her wherever.
>>120285732
They fight for justice, they will support their leader through it all.
>>120285732
I'm more bothered by why they're letting her dress like a whore
>>120285941
It's not different then a swim suit, not even remotely whoreish.
>>120286109
Would you let your daughteru go out in public while wearing just a swimsuit?
>>120286184
You saying kids don't? Unless you live somewhere cold as fuck constantly.
>>120286184
dude have you ever watched those reality shows with moms pushing their girls into becoming the next Justin Beavers? At least Volt and Elephantus don't make her to dance like a slut.
>>120285941
It's pretty interesting how they can make a giant mechanical hand contraption out of scraps but they can't create a more complete outfit for a small, young girl.
>>120286598
Sewing is hard, anon, none of them know how. Also scrap metal is everywhere, clothes aren't. And cute loli belly is a good thing.
>>120286598
to be fair building mechas and sewing are two completely different things
I find it pretty cute that Voltkatze is self-conscious about his nasty belly button
![[HorribleSubs] Yoru no Yatterman - 01 [1080p][(007727)19-04-37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y4QZS0A.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Yoru no Yatterman - 01 [1080p][(007727)19-04-37].jpg")
>>120286924
Just sayin'
>>120287620
Damn those little cute legs.
