ITT: Girls who are on birth control
Araragi is infertile though. Vampires can't beget children.
Because she was walked home gently?
>>120065299
fuck off you fat gay cunt
>>120065299
Yes, and fucked ungently right after
>>120065286
>Vampires can't beget children.
say what?
>>120065317
You're pretty mad.
>>120065299
epic4tw
Crabfags are retarded as hell.
How do they imagine this works with Shinobu being around? Araragi sleeping with another girl right in front of her?
>>120065428
What part of "undead" do you not understand?
>>120065246
Sadly your mom was not.
>>120065473
>implying Shinobu doesn't disguise herself as Araragi and fuck crab
>>120065506
>>120065286
How do you know? The biological barriers that impede pregnancy should not be there, seeing how they're from the same species. If what you said were true, at worst Gahara would birth an infertile offspring. Araragi's vampiric nature is probably caused by genetic mutation more than anything.
This girl right here
>>120065286
He's only 10% vampire though.
>>120065473
Do Crab and loli vampire ever talk ?
Woah, Hitagi really is kinky.
I'm starting to actually like her.
>>120065557
>genetic mutation
>magic
No.
Living vampires (in stories such as in Chibi Vampire) can get children.
But undead people cannot.
If the vampires don't age, you can bet that they're not getting any children.
>>120065596
I was of the expectation that as of the last anime, he's almost over the edge.
>>120065428
why did this response make me laugh so heartily?
>>120065473
Fucking hell. The one who made that walk her home gently post was probably a batfag
>>120065473
Yeah I guess Araragi doesn't masturbate either.
Batfags are retarded.
>>120065596
I thought he was almost a complete vampire now.
>>120065691
And he's right.
The "be gently with me" line is pretty much a meme. It's used in all types of contexts in anime, especially in order to create misunderstandings.
The point is: with Shinobu being around Araragi clearly can't sleep with any girls.
>>120065473
So what? Do you think Shinobu is just going to cockblock her master?
Do you honestly believe, Araragi and Senjougahara do not kiss or have nothing sexual going on after years of dating?
I mean, I know this is bait. At this point there is no other way to explain it but I find incredible how people keep falling for this shit.
>>120065725
>I guess Araragi doesn't masturbate either.
You don't understand the difference between masturbating and having sex with another girl in front of a girl who means a lot to you?
>>120065800
>Do you honestly believe, Araragi and Senjougahara do not kiss or have nothing sexual going on after years of dating?
Not until confirmed otherwise.
Also
>tripfag
>thinks his opinion was of relevance
>>120065766
>this is what bat-fags actually believe
>>120065672
B-b-but muh science...
>>120065473
Araragi cant fuck, he don't have a penis.
>>120065246
birth control refrence please
If a full vampire can get pregnant and give birth to half-vampire (Episode), there's no real reason to think a psuedo-vampire couldn't get a human pregnant.
>>120065766
>>120065814
Shinobu is sleeping most of the time so Araragi probably fucks before she wakes up.
Also so what? Araragi kissed Ononoki and Hachikuji and Shinobu didn't gave a shit.
If Araragi fucked Gahara and Shinobu got mad then he'd only have to fuck Shinobu as well.
Why are you so against Araragi and Gahara fucking? It's normal, bruv.
>>120065914
I remember her saying her father makes her take the pill.
>>120065918
>If a full vampire can get pregnant and give birth to half-vampire (Episode),
What are you talking about?
>>120065928
>Shinobu is sleeping most of the time so Araragi probably fucks before she wakes up.
And risk getting caught? No.
>Araragi kissed Ononoki and Hachikuji and Shinobu didn't gave a shit.
Because it's nothing serious.
>Why are you so against Araragi and Gahara fucking? It's normal, bruv.
I'm against fanfiction.
>>120065730
>complete vampire
Considering that he can see his own reflection in Hana I guess you can say he fixed his problem
>>120065967
The character called Episode (showed up Neko White, but is also in Kizu and Owari 2) is a half-vampire. His mother was vampire.
>>120065928
>Shinobu is sleeping most of the time so Araragi probably fucks before she wakes up.
Literally impossible as she shares his orgasms.
>>120065766
>The point is: with Shinobu being around Araragi clearly can't sleep with any girls.
But Shinobu climaxing too means it's like a threesome, not cheating.
>>120065246
>>120065562
Not because of you
>>120065562
>implying girls can get pregnant from fucking their bandmate or their little brother
>>120066054
Sure, if you call not using a toilet because it'd overflow "fixing it" then yeah, he fixed it.
>>120066028
>I'm against fanfiction.
Okay, then they fucked during Valentine's day in Tsukimonogatari. What can you say about that?
>>120066103
>Literally impossible as she shares his orgasms.
Then he can't masturbate either because she'd share his orgasm and if they share everything then it must be hell for Shinobu since Araragi gets turned on by virtually everything in his sight and if they share emotions wouldn't that mean that Shinobu is in love with Gahara as well?
>>120066144
Because of her brother. It's true, I saw it in a doujin once
>>120066176
>Then he can't masturbate either
Continue reading.
Would Arararagi molest his own daughter?
>>120066176
>Then he can't masturbate either because she'd share his orgasm
Are you too stupid to understand the difference between masturbating and sleeping with another girl?
>and if they share everything then it must be hell for Shinobu since Araragi gets turned on by virtually everything in his sight and if they share emotions wouldn't that mean that Shinobu is in love with Gahara as well?
No.
In any case, you've been given good enough arguments why Araragi can't sleep with any of the girls.
>>120066232
Ah I see.
But I don't like your implications. Girls having orgasm during sleep is a real thing.
>>120066028
Araragi hasn't Shit on screen so assuming he has bowel movements is fan fiction. Derp
>>120066283
>Girls having orgasm during sleep is a real thing.
Pro-tip: porn isn't real. It's fake.
>>120066257
>In any case, you've been given good enough arguments why Araragi can't sleep with any of the girls.
No, you have literally given no argument other than "He can't because Shinobu is important to him"
Araragi has a lot of important persons to him but I don't think that would stop him from getting his dick wet.
Also, Valentine's dick, try to argue against that, faggot.
>>120066313
Then I guess wet dreams are fake.
>>120065473
Bat understands it's Crab's time right now, as Crab is best girl.
There's an unspoken agreement that Bat is the silver medal.
>>120066293
Given that he's a vampire you could question indeed how things work physiologically, however, the comparison doesn't fit.
Bowel movements are a physiological process that happens to everyone and without peoples' consent. Thus it's reasonable to assume that a character shit off-screen.
When it comes to sex, things are completely different - and if you were capable of logical reasoning, you'd have realised that yourself.
>>120066418
Fucking autist needs to get outside once a year or so.
>>120065246
>>120066326
>Araragi has a lot of important persons to him but I don't think that would stop him from getting his dick wet.
>I don't think that would stop him from getting his dick wet.
>I don't think
And that's your right to think whatever you want. That still doesn't make it canon.
>Valentine's dick, try to argue against that, faggot.
The same argument applies.
>>120066418
I know that you are a virgin, and that sex is sacred and abnormal to you.
But to the rest of us, sex is a normal, everyday thing we do. Just like taking a shit.
>>120066418
youre waifu fucked me off screen
⑨
>>120066418
Implying sex between young adults in a relationship isn't a natural bodily function.
>>120066457
No dude, they fucked during valentine's day. That is canon, Gahara wanted the dick and she got it.
>>120065562
Whats the point of birth control if you never have sex in the first place?
>>120066482
>to the rest of us
Who is "us"? An irrelevant minority of normalfags that doesn't even belong here?
>>120066086
Batfags BTFO
>>120066482
>everyday thing we do
This nigga gets his dick wet everyday and thinks is normal for everyone to fuck daily.
>>120066511
It's not under the given circumstances.
>>120066554
What?
I'm taking a fan fiction as we speak.
