Monkey has the best bod of the whole freaking series, that pretty much negates anything you could possible have to say.
What if I want to say monkey abest?
>>119981687
How can she have the best body when she's not even a loli?
this is now a thread about how tomboys are superior and everyone else is wrong
Monkey's body is off the chain, but Crab a best.
>>119981687
gahara should too; just not as big a slut
>>119981687
She's not described as having the best body in the novels
>>119981840
It's okay. The anime is cannon now.
But snake is a cutie
No Hanekawa easily has the best body, though she is not the best girl
>>119982014
>Hanekawa has fat tits, but a beer gut
>>119981687
monkey is my favorite gatari. holy shit I want to sex her so hard.
>>119981687
She looked better with long hair, I was furious when she cut it off at the end.
>>119982299
End of what?
>>119982343
you know
that part
where he goes all like 'ahh what a shame!'
I don't know why the mangaka has a giant boner for shorthair
>>119981687
Someone post the webm already.
>>119982526
All I got anon
>>119982624
It's this one but jumpier.
http://a.pomf.se/bsspgh.webm
While that may be true, Hitagi is altogether much better.
>>119982526
Is the gif enough?
>>119982679
>http://a.pomf.se/bsspgh.webm
There is not a plumper ass in all of the anime world
>>119982754
I got that from google myself but thanks.
>>119982679
2d>>>>>3d. I can see 10/10 sluts getting banged in pornos but their bodies still can't lay a finger on that.
>>119982699
>Loves you
>insults you
>>119982834
>Autists on /a/ don't know what playful teasing is
>>119982834
It's great.
Rewatching Hana now. The girls in monkey's class were all lusting over Araragi. What happened?
>>119982825
>3D shit
Durr
>>119981975
Best body. Worst everything else.
>>119982834
>Hating on monkey's waifu in her thread
You're only allowed to hate snake here anon.
>>119982834
best gahara
>tfw m like rarararagi
>>119983021
>>119981975
>>119982970
He's way too gangster for them to handle.
Plus his new car and hair makes them all wet.
>>119982970
Araragi was famous in middle school for him doing what the Fire Sisters currently do then in High School he got all depressed and shit and was a total loner.
Then he got a smoking hot girlfriend and started hanging out with with Hanekawa, who is canonically beautiful and Kanbaru, who if I remember correctly is pretty popular at school.
So Araragi goes from "That kinda weird loner guy" to "That badass mysterious guy surrounded by hot girls."
Plus Hana is told from Kanbarus perspective and she thinks Araragi is fucking awesome so of course she'd hype him up.
>>119983106
You can't be serious
ok looks like its time for me to read some monkey doujins
>>119983194
Hey, at least he drives a manual
>>119983194
i would donate myself for a guy like that
>>119983194
You don't understand because you're not a japanese schoolgirl anon.
>>119981687
I think Senjougahara's best girl but Monkey makes my dick rock fucking hard. Too bad she's a lesbo, and also not real.
>>119981687
I just fucking love her voice.
>>119983924
Honto?
>>119982468
>I don't know why the mangaka has a giant boner for shorthair
Sometimes it works, sometimes it really doesn't
>>119984014
It's almost like it's a completely subjective aesthetic taste.
>>119984169
>Taste
>Subjective
What? No way, /a/'s always told me the opposite.
>>119984169
Top right the best.
>>119984261
There are some things that are objectively shit anon. Like snake.
Do you think the next novel will feature college stuff?
>>119984464
No, It will postpartum
>>119984014
mangaka?, its araragi who has that fetish
>>119984372
Top and bottom right are pretty great.
Top and bottom left are acceptable.
Middle is the worst.
>>119984464
>next novel
>>119983343
>at least he purposefully hinders himself in order to feel superior
>>119984390
Now hold on just a cotton-picking moment, that's not a very nice thing to say.
>>119984577
>Middle is the worst.
Say what.
We're getting Koyomimonogatari next, right?
>>119984781
You mean Kizu?
>>119984652
Stop that snake fanfair.
As long as we all agree that monkey would definitely fuck Karen.
Am I trolling? Yes, yes I suppose I am.
>>119984589
It's called Tsugimonogatari
>>119984781
I don't know how will shaft make it work. Maybe 2 short stories per episode?
>>119984763
>liking stubby twintails
>liking twintails on Kanbaru at all
Well at least you still realize that monkey is a best. I guess I will just leave it at that.
>>119984871
>Kizu
>Ever
Funny joke
>>119984938
>>119984871
>Implying we'll ever get Kizu
>>119984903
How long are the stories?
>>119981687
sorry bro but >>119981804
http://a.pomf.se/epxeer.webm
/thread
>>119985108
>implying yay>squeak
http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm
Please anon, don't start a fight you can't win.
>>119985174
Wow > Squeak > Yay
http://a.pomf.se/wbufke.mp4
>>119984652
>finally started watching bake
>finish monkey's arc
>next up is snake's
>i'm scared to watch it because i'm scared SHAFT put flashing scenes of real snakes in it
fuck
>>119984897
Here we go again...
>>119985029
Their length varies though I guess some could be stretched into a whole episode.
>>119985323
>Not liking snakes
m8, you need to visit straya, cunt.
