THESE FOUR GIRLS WALK INTO YOUR ROOM
WHAT DO YOU DO
>>119942774
HIDE
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
>>119942774
Why would they do that?
Tell them to leave. I locked the doors too, what the hell.
>>119942812
>implying slyphy can't find you with air currents
>>119942774
Kick them out besides fujoshi, she's bro tier.
>>119942901
Why would they want to find me?
I dunno, what do they want?
>>119942774
I'd stand muh ground.
>>119942915
>having taste this good
Didn't expect that here.
>>119942774
THESE FOUR GIRLS WALK INTO YOUR ROOM
WHAT DO YOU DO
inb4/bawls of eggs
Touch Salami-san-samas butthole.
>>119942976
Ask for the fifth one
>>119942774
sexual activities with them
>>119942976
>that Yui
>>119942976
tell them their cosplay is shit
they didnt even dye their hair
>>119942976
Ask them why they are in my living room and dressed like the elementario
>>119942915
muh nigga
>>119942774
Throw all but Kobori out and proceed to ask her for Latifas number.
[x] Genuflect
>>119942976
Two lesbians, a slut, and a girl who can't even wipe her own ass properly. I think I'd have to ask them to leave.
>>119942774
Begin spilling spaghetti all over my keyboard explaining why I'm fapping.
>>119942774
THIS ISN'T MY ROOM
>>119943131
don't you mean muse
>>119943176
there is a narrowband of motivations for masturbation, anon. I think they can figure it out themselves.
>>119943186
WELCOME TO THE VOID
>>119942774
Put on some pants maybe?
Ask muse to partner up with me doing bench press.
Ask sylphid to dance in front me in order to make hard and hence boost my testosterone level.
The rest can go fuck themselves
Castle doctrine. I'm well within my rights to use deadly force. God bless America
>>119943135
Thank god someone said it.
Invite them to my huge bed.
scream for mom to come kick them out as I throw pissbottles at them
>>119943312
>implying that applies to attractive middle class white women
Invite Tiramie into my room too.
>>119943391
a real human bean
>>119943392
>attractive middle class white women
You're forgetting "foreigners" in that statement. It's open season on foreigners coming into your house, yee haw cowboy
>>119943514
they're from a magical realm so their apparent ethnicity is not clear
the police might just assume you killed some prostitute jane does
>ask where Sento is
>ask Fire, Water, Earth to leave
>Tie and Blindfold Sylphy, then play a "game" w/ her
>>119942774
clean up my messy room...
Sento is garbage
>>119943340
You know you have a twin bed, don't lie.
Also is the girl the first openly non functioning autistic character ever?
This show is totally garbage
>>119943669
>>119942774
Invite them in and ask if they'd like something to drink.
>>119942774
I'd fuck Kobori in a heartbeat.
play video games with slyphy
>>119943392
What if I'm an attractive, middle class white woman myself? Ha ha!
>>119943873
its a coin toss
>>119942774
>implying you have a choice in the matter
muse is more ripped than 98% of the userbase
>>119943669
Call the cops. They clearly trespassed and broke into my apartment.
>>119944139
>implying they can do anything against slyphys kendo skills
>>119943979
Yeah but that's not really much of an achievement when you consider that every /a/non is a little girl.
>>119942774
Get embarrassed because:
1.- I've been jacking off nonstop and my room reeks of cum
2.-I've been farting nonstop and my room smells like farts
3.-It's a mess
4.-I'd probably ask them to stay and finish me off.
Salama tier:
Salama
God tier:
Muse
Kobori
Shit tier:
Slyphy
>>119944395
>Salama not in Shitposter tier
But great taste nonetheless.
>>119943920
I'll take those odds
>>119942774
why does fire have fangs while everyone else is normal
>>119942976
See, I knew Salami was always the best fairy.
