>Walk me home gently tonight anon.
Just going to rape you instead.
Fuck off cunt
My home is in the opposite direction. Yours is out of the way for me. Find another guy who lives closer to you.
Without protection?
but you're already there
>>119696818
You lost me
>>119696818
I was thinking of walking you home a bit more roughly today.
That's way too lewd, we should start off with some gentle text-messaging. Please don't use any hearts or smileys though, I don't want to rush things.
>>119696818
>Walk me home gently tonight anon.
That anon was just too pure, OP
>>119696818
It's fucking raining. I only have one umbrella. No.
>>119696818
how would sex with Senjougahara feel like?
>>119697294
you'd get crabs
>>119697294
crabby
>>119697294
Like sex, I imagine.
>>119697294
very loose and flabby, as expected of used goods whore
>>119696818
Is this the new meme?
>>119697294
qt I will never ever
do you think hitagi's pussy smells nice?
>>119697294
I would imagine that the smell of her body, the softness of her curvature and the warm, stimulating tresses of her vagina would send my orgasm surging through my penis with the white hot intensity of one thousand suns.
>>119697501
If you had been here for the thread, you would be doing it too.
>>119697041
I want to send Senjou an ex dee.
>>119697294
Like trying to stuff limp lunchmeat into a tight hole because my dick don't work.
>>119697294
"You can insert now"
"Uh..I did?"
"Oh, I hadn't noticed."
>worse girl thread
>tfw just finished watching that episode
>can't stop thinking about what that anon said
>>119697820
>worse
This isn't a snake thread, anon.
>>119697820
There's already a Nadeko thread up, though it's pretty gay
>>119697848
>>119697857
well yeah but that has nothing to do with a worse girl thread which is what crab thread is
>>119697743
>This happens to Araragi on a regular basis.
Good thing he's a masochist.
>>119697743
>My older brother had this happen to him
Convinced me to stick to 2D and my hand.
>>119696818
It was fun at the time, but now not so much.
>>119698064
It was mildly amusing for two minutes.
>>119697294
It would be the snarkiest, joke-laden sex ever. It would be magnificent.
>>119698144
No, the moment it happened it went to shit and I was dreading it turning into some "nandatte" tier meme the moment it happened.
>>119697545california roll
>>119698387
>/a/ - No fun allowed.
