>Go early into your next class
>see this
What do?
Tell her I love her
>>119690857
"Eeeeeeh? Th'hell yah lookin' at?!"
Ask what's wrong.
get ready for class
if she wants to talk to me she can
>>119690857
>class
I'm not underage.
Probably leave because a 21 year old white man might arouse suspicious walking around a japanese highschool uninvited.
>>119690857
Sit in the seat closest to the window, furthest in the back.
Realize that i don't have any teaching degree so i must be a janitor. Then start cleaning.
>>119690857
wonder why the fuck is there an image like that throwed in the classroom
Ask her what it is like to have been created by a god.
>>119690857
Awkwardly start preparing for the material on the board while avoiding eye contact.
>bump into something and fall
>open eyes and see this
What do?
>>119690857
H-Hi...
>Hello, my name is _
>did I scare you? My sincerest apologies. I meant you no harm. Please I insist you continue doing what you were previously without any hesistation despite my presence
She then proceeds to fall in love with me due to my considerateness and gentleness
>>119690857
Awkward greeting incoming
>>119691841
*tips fedora*
>>119691831
No.
>>119690857
"Yo Nakaze, we got a test today?"
Play it cool faggots, goal is to go hard in the anime pussy
Ohio gozaimasu
>>119690857
I would say "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" while I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>>119692059
That would probably be the most charming and confident thing that had ever been said to her.
Wonder why the fuck I am in a classroom when I'm no longer in education
>>119691831
Rape before cement
>>119690857
"A-anon-kun! You're early!"
"Yeah, Chiya-chan, do you know if we have a-"
"..?"
>walk over an take her notebook
"Holy shit-"
"ANON-KUN GIVE IT BACK!"
"YO GUYS!"
"ANON-KUN PLEASE!"
"CHIHAYA WAS DRAWING BOYS LOVE AGAIN"
"! Wa-WAIT!"
1:"Eh, seriously?"
2:"Gross, why does she always do that"
"*sharp inhale*"
>Toss notebook back on her desk
"Stop drawing me, you creep"
"S-Sor..*sob*Sor-..on-ku..*sob*"
>Sit down
>Talk with friends and teacher before class starts
>Take test
Straight A's motherfucker
>>119691779
God I want these swords so bad.
>>119692333
thug life
>>119692333
>Drawing boys love again
Silly Chiya-chan instigating the bully again
This happened in real life once but I didn't do anything about it
>>119690857
Ask if she's from an Atelier game.
>>119690857
If I went into my lecture and saw this, a small room full of big tables, windows, comfy chairs and all that space between the tables so each student has his own personal space instead of the shitty cramped university rooms I would probably be overjoyed.
Fucking high schools. Why do they have better rooms and equipment than universities? Shouldn't unis have the better equipment because they are a higher level of education?
>>119692120
>just eat these eggs
>n-noooo....
>>119690857
Ask her if she'd like me to walk her home gently.
Hello I am American Foreign Exchange Student! I speak American. D-o y-o-u u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d?
>>119692572
>EAT EGG
>why are you doing this...
I really want to know why is she clutching the notebook like so.
>realize that in Japan, the class is in the same location (except for shit like home ec) and that I should have stayed in my own classroom
>in class
>see this
What do?
>>119692754
Ask her why she unbuttons her shirt to check her yeast infection
>>119691630
This
Don't even say hello to her
>>119692636
lol
>>119692754
Discretely point at her so that everyone can laugh at her with me
sasuga /a/
>>119692754
Clench my thighs to divert blood away from my raging hard-on.
>>119692529
Same.
Had noticed a girl constantly staring up to look at me and then back to her notebook while scribbling. When I passed by her, she held it to her chest in a panic.
I suspect it's nothing flattering, if she's that averse against even a sneak peek.
>>119690857
>Walk up to her desk
>"Anon-kun?"
>Pull the desk out a little bit
>"A-anon-kun!?"
>Dump it all out in front of her
>"!!"
>Take the desk to the side of the classroom
>"A-anon-kun wa-wait!"
>Open window
>Chuck her desk down three stories into a stretch of mud
>Walk to my desk without looking at her and sit down
>Take out phone and start fucking around on /a/
>She silently stares at me for a moment in confusion before setting off to retrieve her desk
>She returns moments before class starts
>Entire class stares at her mud drenched figure as she emotionlessly puts the desk and it's contents back to their original (albeit now dirtier) state
>Teacher lectures her once he arrives
>She doesn't say anything about what happened
>She gets suspended
>Pay girls to write mean shit on her desk and tear up everything in her gym locker
>She comes back a week later to a defiled and flower adorned desk
>She cries everyday
>>119691630
Isn't out one seat in front of that our an I forgetting my clichés
>>119692941
I'm afraid it wouldn't end well for you longterm.
It never does.
>Try to say something funny
>She smiles awkwardly
>I apologize
>She laughs it off and admits she would have done the same
>Ask her if she's in any of my other classes since she looks familiar, even though I know she's in one of my other classes
>She mentions the other class we share
>Talk shit about the teacher and/or recent assignment
>Laugh about other funny people in class
>Try to talk about other things we might have in common before class starts
>Pair up with her in class during group work
>Work together on homework
>Find her interests and pretend to share them
>Share at least one secret with her
>Demonstrate value
>Engage physically
>Nurture dependence
>Neglect emotionally
>Inspire hope
>Separate entirely
>Post about it on /a/
Boom.
>>119693041
i want to be killed by a deranged school girl though
>>119690857
Drop my trousers and shit on her cell phone
>"Eh? I thought you liked all that shit on your phone. I just added more for you, that's all."
Tell her to put the book down and stop blushing because those are my triggers and I feel like she's not even trying to be considerate towards me.
>>119690857
I'll ask her to make me food and bombs, because she looks like an alchemist.
>>119690857
>"What are you looking at, butthead?"
>>119692120
classic
>>119692754
Film it.
>>119690857
Is this the work of an enemy stand?!
>>119690857
>take her notebook
>its full of BL
>drawings of you getting fucked by all your male friends
>every page depicts you as the bottom, getting raped again and again
>throw the notebook in the trash
>seduce and fuck all your male classmates int he ass to establish dominance and prove her wrong
>check her notebook after a week or so
>its full of pictures of you raping your classmates
Have to teach those fujoshi's who's boss.
>>119690857
Ask her if she'd join me in my next upper floor event
>>119690857
Tell her the leather club is two blocks down.
Why would you feed her a bowl of eggs but not give her anything to drink?
You are mean, /a/. I would get her a coke so she wouldn't have to be thirsty.
Scream profanities at her and then start barking
>>119690857
Sit next to her and don't say nothing.
Bitches love guys that don't say nothing
>>119693365
FUCK♂YOU
What do?
Sit in the back of class and browse /a/.
>>119690857
>walk over to her desk
>squat down in front of it
>put elbows on desk and rest chin in hands
>stare up at her while smiling
>she turns away while blush
>"Ah, as I thought-"
>brush her hair out of the way
>she twitches slightly from surprise
>"-minori's ears are cute too~"
Were any of you fuckers even sorta popular?
Man this thread has been around for a long time, the last time I saw this thread OP was year(s) ago?
>>119693478
IIE LEATHER OTOKO, FUCK YOU!
>>119692333
>ask her to meet you in a secluded area after class
>she comes looking nervous and ready to run away
>go up to her and get really close to her
"I'm sorry about saying that out loud, I was just nervous about the test and kinda blurted it out."
"Wha-wha... I-it's okay Anon-kun... I forg- ah! What are you doing?"
"You're just so too cute, I wanted to hug you."
"I-I'm not..."
>grab her chin and look into her eyes then slowly move your face in
>she closes her eyes
>you brush her hair back and bite her neck
"Eep!"
"Don't worry Chiya-chan, even if nobody else likes you I always will."
>she blushes
"Th-thanks, that makes me happy"
>you pull her close again running your fingers up her legs lifting her skirt up then stop as you hear her breathe heavier
"Hey Chiya-chan, if you don't have anything to do after school want to walk home with me and come over? My parents are away so it's been really quite at home and it's lonely."
"I''m not sure... that means we'd be a-alone t-"
>grab her neck and brush her hair back and kiss her on the temple
"Thanks Chiya-chan! I'll be really looking forward to it!"
>kiss her on the cheek again and leave
Then you repeat by acting cold and humiliate her whenever you're in public then sweet and caring when you're in private.
>>119693482
Yo, I need SOME alone time. Damn.
Be together ALL THE TIME? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, kid. I got shit to do.
>>119693380
Why can't as109 just draw cute girls without the horrible rape part? ;_______;
My vanilla heart; it hurts.
>>119690857
Tell her to put her phone away because we got a quiz last time thanks to her dumb ass
>>119693210
Good to know it wasn't just me
>>119693532
OH YEAH.... I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
>>119693506
Are you a grill?
Ask how the hell she's earlier than me.
Then take my seat in the back.
>>119693596
There is literally no reason to draw cute girls if they are not going to be raped or tortured at some point.
>>119693548
>ask her to meet you in a secluded area after class
>she comes looking nervous and ready to run away
>go up to her and get really close to her
"I'm sorry about saying that out loud, I was just nervous about the test and kinda blurted it out."
"Wha-wha... I-it's okay Anon-kun... I forg- ah! What are you doing?"
"You're just so too cute, I wanted to hug you."
"I-I'm not..."
>grab her chin and look into her eyes then slowly move your face in
>she closes her eyes
>you brush her hair back and bite her neck
"Eep!"
"Don't worry Chiya-chan, even if nobody else likes you I always will."
>you were a vampire the whole time
>you turn her into your vampire love slave for all eternity
>>119693548
don't ruin my masterpiece
you tsundere faggot
abuse play has no sweet side
>>119690857
The fuck you looking at bitch? You ain't never seen a real nigga before?
>>119693024
No I think you're right. There has to be a seat behind you so you can get poked in the back.
>>119693482
Are you this gar, anon?
>>119693698
>tsundere
>implying I'm not just alienating her from the rest of the class so she feels dependent on me and I can use her and bend her to my will
It's like you've never been in an abusive relationship and emotionally manipulated a girl
>>119693506
>350 pound neck bear doing this
>>119690857
Sit down and fail my class.
>>119693707
She has never seen a man taller than 170 cm, give her a break.
I release me power limiters and creates an explosion of spirit pressure, I put my hand out in front of me and my katana bursts through the wall at 14 googolplex miles per hour and into my hands. Then I teleport behind her and cut her in half at twice the speed of light. "Nothin personnel...kiddo"
>>119690857
Your eyes must be pretty dry by now, slut.
>>119690857
I realize that the current area I'm in is 2D, and proceed to summon my Stand (which has the power to create and control 2D areas, given that I'm already in a 2D area), I then make the desk disappear and transport the both of us to a Reality Marble full of swords where we proceed to do vicious battle. Upon my victory I resurrect her battered body and place her back in the desk from whence she came and disappear, leaving nothing but a perfectly balanced egg on a thumbtack and a vinyl of MACINTOSH PLUS - Floral Shoppe.
>>119690857
Stare at her from across the room and never get the confidence to approach her or talk to her. Repeat until the end of the quarter/semester/year and never see her again
>>119693692
10/10 better than my end
>>119693832
*tips fedora*
>>119693873
>>119693596
But he can draw cute girls without the "getting raped" part.
Oi der gov, wutter yer gobbahs starin' at? You'd bettah get yer wazzle-frazzles a pumpin' lad, dat dere's me spot an' I'll 'ave ta wolix polix yer bumbly wumblies if yehr not outta 'ere 'fore de instructah shows. Swear oi'll knock yeh a hard'n gov.
>"Hey, what's that notebook ya got there? Hiding something"
>tilt desk, sliding her shit to the floor
>watch as she picks up her items off the ground
"I'm gay"
"W-what?"
"I said I'm gay, if you was based you'd understand"
"I-I understand. I'll make sure I won't get in your way"
Dumb bitch. She wasn't based.
Stab her in the eyes while screaming "stop staring at me"
>And so I squeeze the mayonnaise onto the egg
>>119693873
I didn't need those memories dude
>>119694227
better version
What is with that reaction? Did I sexually harass her yesterday?
>>119690857
Form a friendship with her by sitting next to her and having lunch with her. Never ask her out and have to listen to her tell me that she got a new boyfriend. Move away and have her message me saying she used to have a crush on me.
>>119693024
I think you're forgetting your English language, anon.
In response to what you were trying to relay, though, I'm not entirely sure.
>>119694509
He meant
>Isn't it one seat in front of that or am I forgetting my clich[faggot e thing]s
>>119690857
Borrow her notes.
Become friends and flirt with her then start having casual sex with her. Can't move it forward because she doesn't want to attach feelings to it. Have casual sex with the girl I love until she ends up getting romantically involved with a guy and we have to stop but she complains about him to me and talks to me about their sex and stuff. FWB zoned.
>>119693303
lel
Wait after class, search for the book in the desk and read it. Find out she's actually starting and crushing hard at the guy next to you. Proceed to kill yourself for having any semblance of hope on that shit.
>>119693670
Edgy.
>>119694399
>>119694227
To be honest, any girl who would latch onto some faggot so easily and be so emotionally crushed just by his walking away probably wouldn't be worth talking to at all.
Rape upgli
>>119693024
you are forgetting them, back left corner, closest to the window is MC's seat. If the anime includes any sort of romance, that's female MC's seat and the male gets the one youre talking about.
how have you guys not seen way too many SoLs?
>>119690857
"Are you gonna finish those eggs?"
>>119694997
>cooked eggs
>>119693548
do some girls really like yandere boys?
>>119695158They all do.
>write an equation on the board
You should be able to solve this.
This will be on the exam today.
Walk silently to my seat and sit there waiting for class to start.
spin 360 degrees and walk out.
>>119691601
You realize classes for adults exist as well?
>>119690857
Tuck my dick back into my pants. I probably forgot to do it again.
>>119695458
>under 25 years old
>adult
>>119695458
yeah buts thats way past that sort of highschool type situations arn't they?
>>119691601
Read OP's again.
>into your next class
That means you're a teacher. Anon-sensei.
Realistically, I flash a small wave and smile
Then go to the last seats and stare at my lap.
>>119695503
>Be 24
>Chased out of playgrounds
sure
>>119694399
Where's the 2pac version?
>>119695557
does happen
though the context is drastically diffrent
>>119690857>not using the table to masturbate
rape.
"So you just think I'm some kinda clown that you can gawk at whenever you feel like,eh? Is that it?"
*Teleports behind her*
"Well I'll teach you not to stare at your betters!"
*Unsheathes dual-katanas*
"Lets see how you like my secret technique!"
*Charges energy*
*Jumps into the air*
"RAVEN BLOOD SLASH!"
*Swings katanas aimlessly*
*Lands on the ground*
*Girl explodes into a million pieces*
"Pshhh...... nuthin personell.......... kid..."
>>119695158
It's not yandere as you're not really attracted to them, you're just abusing them because girls are easy to emotionally manipulate. You just have to find a girl with either already low self-confidence or just decent confidence then make her have low self-confidence by subtly making her think she's ugly and worthless and annoying while at the same time giving her a ton of attention and putting her on a pedestal buying her gifts and making her feel like the most important person in the world, then when she's crazy about you you have to start using love as a bargaining chip to alienate her from friends and family, convince her to stay home with you instead of going out with friends and family and if she says she doesn't want to tell her she must not love you enough if she picks them over you. Then once she's beginning to become alienated you can start making her feel like she's the problem etc. pic related basic guide.
At the end of it you can generally end up with two outcomes, emotionally damaged used goods who you can use for a quick fuck if you ever want, make sure if that's the case though whenever she's getting close to another guy or seeming to be better come back into her life acting really sweet like you changed, when you come back into their life it's really really easy to start manipulating them again. Or if you really want to be fun wait until they're in a relationship to come back into their life and make them cheat with you and get it exposed and everyone in her life will hate her and she'll be labeled a cheating slut.
Second outcome is you break her so badly she becomes Yandere.
>>119695527
What, people don't have notebooks and their phones on their desks when you walk into a college/university classroom? College isn't all like the movies, /a/non. Some classes are small enough to fit in a high-school sized classroom where you can actually pick a face out of the crowd.
>>119690857
Is this the guy who does the art for the Arland series of Atelier games?
>>119696108
*It was a hologram*
>/a/m teacher early to my next class
>'anon-kun, your'e here early'
>'well i s-suppose s-sir'
>'look, about your last test, you didn't as well as you normally do, I'm going to have you stay late to do extra studying'
>'y-yes Bawarun-sensei'
>/a/fter class pretend to be talking about some shit right beside/behind her as shes doing math problems or what the fuck ever.
>ihaveaplan
>hand on shoulder moves to tits
>'sensei! we cant do that'
>grab her by the collar
>throw her down
>open her notebook from OP pic
>all drawings of her and her female classmates
>'do you want me to tell your girlfriends about your little secret? Or perhaps I'll go straight to your christian parents'
>'no please, Bawarun-sensei, you can't do that!'
>'Then come here andhold my hand'
>i force her into a heterosexual relationship with me, do nothing illegals, wait til shes 18, marry, bang, kids, youaremineforever.jpg
>mfw my wife is a lesbian
>>119690857
"Sorry for disturbing you"
>put my bag in my seat
>go back outside
>wait for a few minutes for the class to get populated
>walk back in
>>119696487
>youaremineforever.jpg
w-what picture is that?
>>119696690
happy?
Ask her if her pussy is reupholstered.
Probably just try to make small talk or something.
Luckily I'm attractive enough that I don't have to try very hard for girls to find me charming. In High School when stuff like this would happen I would just speak politely and later find out the girls I'd talk with were telling their friends how cute I am.
Remember: Rule one is be attractive. Rule two is to not be unattractive.
>>119693478
>>119693532
FUCK YOU
No one seriously draws gay porn or writes fanfiction about their classmates, right?
