How to kill yellow teacher?
Why don't they nuke him during class? He won't run away because he has to protect the kids.
>>119629118
He'll kill their loved ones if they attempt an assassination at that level.
Fill up walls, floor and ceiling of class with anti-yellow material during night. When he comes for class in morning block the door with even a huge container of anti teacher material.
Collapse the ceiling on his ass.
Hire Duke Togo
>>119629183
I'm talking about the government though, they have no loved ones.
>>119629060
Carefully smash and grind the anti-sensei bullest into a fine powder. Acquire means to spread the particles in the air then fill the classroom with this anti-sensei gas. Even his reactions shouldnt be able to outrun gas if its filled from every corner of the classroom, sealing all exits.
From what I understand, the main problem is that he is fast as fuck, and can dodge bullets.
But he can only move at Mach 20, assassinate him with lasers.
Mach 20= 6 805.8 m / s
Speed of light= 299 792 458 m / s
He's fucked.
>>119629192
but the windows
>>119629353
It's a good plan, but how do you seal the exits? The guy has been shown to break out of the class in milliseconds and travel around the world 5 times.
>>119629060
Match him up with Accelerator, let them figure it out.
>>119629060
Put an anti-sensei paper pin on his chair, shit always work.
>>119629402
Good luck finding lasers that squirts pink shit wise guy
>>119629543
Came here to post this.
>>119629696
Why won't regular lasers decimate him?
Even worst case scenario he gets cancer
>>119629695
>not anti-sensei dusters on the door frame
>>119629695
Have you seen him sitting, like ever?
>>119629224
This nigga knows what's up.
>>119629118
>No guarantee nuke would work
>He will just go at the nuke and move it somewhere else
>He is fast enough to move all kids outside the danger zone in time
>>119629192
He will probably notice it if they renovate the class, and he could still run away, taking minor damages.
>>119629224
Now we're talking
>>119629353
Same problem as >>119629192
>>119629402
>He will be able to see the sniper's finger on the trigger from miles away
>Fast enough to dodge on that account
>You can't even know if non-anti-sensei weapons will work
>>119629543
He just won't fight accelerator, and he can't give chase.
>>119629695
Notice that he doesn't have a chair, he never sits
>>119629254
He would notice the nuke, take all the kids and take them to a safe place
After that he would do something really bad to the government.
>>119629060
Let him fuck me so he catch AIDS.
>>119630062
>He will be able to see the sniper's finger on the trigger from miles away
Trigger ?! A laser powerfull enough + it's accumulators should weigh in tens of tons.
>Fast enough to dodge on that account
Dodge. Light. Choose one.
>You can't even know if non-anti-sensei weapons will work
If he is dissablembed he die.
>>119630437
Anon I hate to break it to you but lasers that powerful don't exist.
>>119629060
What are his limits? Like what he can't do?
>>119630437
He will be able to see the set-up though. How is it possible to put something like that up in secret?
Shoot in face. Dead.
>>119630437
>Trigger ?! A laser powerfull enough + it's accumulators should weigh in tens of tons.
And how are they going to hit him with this laser exactly?
Second, he doesn't have to dodge the light if he can tell it's coming, if the laser doesn't immediatly kill him he'll move out of the way and the laser will be unable to track his movements, even if light is faster than he is, whoever is actually aiming the laser isn't
>>119630553
He can't bring Ed's mom back to life
>>119630062
>Notice that he doesn't have a chair, he never sits
You don't think he might be on to us?
Summon Demonbane.
>>119630646
Or his girlfriend.
>>119630576
They tried that in the 1st episode
>>119629060
still think the best way is get him is to tie some serious weights to him and throw him into the bottom of the ocean.
>>119630571
Not a chance but he is a teacher so put it up on a nearby moutain (or kidnap a student).
>>119630515
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1
Let's not talk about Tomahawks
Does he sleep? Just kill him
Or snipe him when he isn't looking
>inb4 muh powerlevel sensing
>>119630659
That's just like putting a smaller fire out with another fire.
>>119629060
Remove his hat.
>>119630762
>Or snipe him when he isn't looking
Good luck sniping anything with bibi pellets.
>>119629060
Call the Flash
>inbf attoseconds
>>119630580
>And how are they going to hit him with this laser exactly?
IA and auto guidance. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1
>Second, he doesn't have to dodge the light if he can tell it's coming, if the laser doesn't immediatly kill him he'll move out of the way and the laser will be unable to track his movements, even if light is faster than he is, whoever is actually aiming the laser isn't
Cover it by sensei material. He can't attack it. And he must give lessons. so AIM for the classroom and vaporize.
Send goku
>>119630830
But he isn't a touhou
Slice him with a katana made from superior Japanese steel folded over 10000 times.
>>119630553
Relative shapeshifting.
Mach 20 speed and reflex that match up his speed.
Normal bullets dissolves into his body, only one known material is know to hurt him
Limb regeneration (although it tires him)
Shed once a month, it makes a good protection
Poisons have weird effects on him
Can become the shape and size of a soccer ball to protect himself for pretty much everything, he's however unable to move and reverts back 24 hours later with a shockwave.
Apparently powerful enough to blow up half the moon.
How far is the manga plotwise anyways?
I hears its mostly episodic without much main progress.
>>119630979
They're like 4 months from the end of the year I think
>>119630953
What about physical strength?
>>119629060
Fill up a boypussy with anti-sensei pellets.
>>119630755
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1
>3 to 5 second to be fully effective.
Nah.
>>119630553
biggest weakness is water. Water pretty much kill his speed.
His other big weakness is that he really care about his class so plenty of people go after the kids first instead fighting him head on.
His other weakness is a bit more comical like how he's a pervert and get motion sickness easily.
>>119631087
> Tentacles that can makes him goes to mach 20 speed.
What if this thread was actually made by Korosensei to see what future tactics we're trying to conjure?
>>119631264
Oh it's the tentacles that do that? Fuck.
>>119631162
It depend on the accumulator. It's because it must be on a plane that it is so slow. (aim, calcul,..)
>>119629060
Keeping in mind that this is shonenshit and he decided to teach a class of E Rank dumbfucks the way to kill him has to be related to this.
>>119631311
All it takes is a second for him to immediatly get out of the way along with all the kids, the only way that would work is if he wasn't aware and under the circumstances that's impossible.
Why can't they turn the anti-sensei things into a gas and just release it secretly in the classroom? By the time he smells it, it's to late.
Ask Dr. Doom for help.
>>119631344
Write a letter to him?
>>119631372
He must give lessons on the classroom E. So he can't escape without breaking the promise (he must come back to that classroom).
>>119631302
We're doomed.
>>119631389
That is not fair anon.
>>119631424
Who?
Can't they just attatch an anti-sensei BB to a railgun and snipe him from a reasonable distance?
>>119631549
Keep in mind he can create tornados and has the ability to blow up half of the moon, if they built this laser machine on a hill or something all he would have to do is dig beneath it and cause the entire mountain or hill to collapse.
>>119631379
> Smell the gas
> Clap hand at mach 20
> All the gas get pushed outward.
What happen if he just touch a bullet?
Does the bullet need to be fired to do damage?
>>119631755
The more I read the serie the more I'm convinced Sensei didn't blow up the Moon.
>>119631713
Too slow. mach 7 is the actual max
>>119629755
>worst case scenario he gets cancer
Are you saying we just have to introduce him to 4chan?
>>119631779
The material itself is harmful to him, all he has to do is come in contact with it and his skin basically vaporizes.
>>119631779
just touching the material causes his flesh to explode
>>119631811
this is fucking bullshit
>>119629118
Because they still have a year to try all the other shit out first
I have a question. If not using his tentacle, can he rape people ?
Have Ebola-chan become a transfer student in his class.
"You want me to fight some sort of talking yellow octopus thing?"
>>119631755
Put a student inside the whole building. if it collapse, sensei can't save him (because of the anti-sensei coating).
>>119631946
Yo.
Godzilla.
This is japan isn't it? Godzilla doesn't lose.
jihad
Has anyone died in the manga ? No one right? this is from a 10 years old comedy source after all.
Obviously you just fire a gun at mach 21
>>119631849
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/29/navy-electromagnetic-railgun-video_n_1311251.html
>>119632002
>>119632054
like we put a gun in another gun that fire more guns who shouts the special bullets ?
>>119631973
Just because his skin can't touch it doesn't mean he can't touch it. He'll simply break through the material with another object.
>>119631946
>yellow octopus thing vs OPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw0PYpyKltk&t=9m5s
>>119631946
>>119631992
Could Saitama even touch him?
Get some student to slip on a banana peel while holding a bucket of a pellets.
The laws of comedy should take over and handle the rest
>>119632055
I mean the premise, how do you kill someone who can fly to space in less than a second
Do the same thing again with the grenade. He can only do his bullshit asspull once per month.
Challenge him to shoot a pellet inside his own head and call him a pussy if he refuses.
JAPANESE
COLD
>>119632205
this
>>119632053
If Shinigami was as ruthless as he says, Redeye and the hitmen trio from the Island arc are ded.
>>119632154
And then you put that big gun in a laser that fires at the speed of light.
BOOM give me by billions
>>119632162
Yes, by far.
>>119632194
he is not stupid, he won't fall for the same thing twice?
Have you ever seen Road Runner & Wile E Coyote?
>>119632156
Put a anti sensei clothing on the student. He can't pick him.
>>119632184
Laser and atomic bombs.
Let him become that ball again. And just put him into a tank with anti-sensei liquid. He'd have to infinitely be a ball and will propably starve.
>>119632194
The shredding was to protect Nagisa, not himself
>>119632377
Well, kid's gonna have to die and sensei lives on.
>>119632377
If he can't pick the student up he will just fan his tentacle to create some wind force strong enough to carry the student away.
Have one of the students wear a wire under their shirt to class and ask professor yellowpuss to explain his powers, while this motherfucker is listening to the whole thing in a van
Wasps.
>>119632484
Attach it.
>>119632459
He said that he would protect the student.
Show him the worst NTR doujins on sad panda so he dies out of sadness.
Can Rurushu geass him into killing himself?
>>119632397
They tried that, with blocs of concrete to reinforce it.
He just blew it all up
Try to get him to watch some anime until he has a waifu and loses control over his own life. That will surely kill him someday
>>119632583
Would he even realize the "eyes" in OP's pic are just nostrils?
>>119632715
>"eyes" in OP's pic are just nostrils?
fuck
Call all the touhous
>>119632715
That's what I get for dropping AssClass 30 chapters in.
>>119632715
Nigga what
>>119632560
He can't save the student. What do you expect him to do? Stand next to him and cry while dying? If it's as simple as pushing him away and sacrificing a limb then he'd still have time to survive afterwards.
>>119629060
Hire Dante.
>>119632788
ᵀᶦᶰʸ ᵗᵒᵘʰᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᶠᶦᵍʰᵗ ʰᶦᵐ
I imagine in the final battle all his weaknesses will be used against him. That's gonna be neat.
With Judas Priest.
>>119632715
>>119632808
>>119632715
It's Hellsing all over again
>>119632931
Watch it be something so incredibly stupid and obvious.
No matter what kind of armor it is, I just have but to pierce it
>>119633066
Eh, it's obvious but not stupid. Else all those "numbered weaknesses" popups until this point and students learning them will be completely useless. More stupid would be some random herring.
Tactical nuke
He gets incinerated by the light of the blast.
>>119633066Love
>>119629060
> yellow teacher
Make him commit harakiri
>>119632715
kek
>>119633267
What if he isTaiwanese?
>>119631992
>Googled this to look for the source
>All I can find are rough fanfictions based on the image
I just want to see this fight, not read low budget deviantart fanfiction.
>>119632931
Really? Wow, what a discovery. Why don't you become a script writer?
>>119633165
It will be the stupidest thing you can imagineThe students will ask him to please not destroy the earth and he'll oblige because they asked nicely
>>119633367
Because my best girl never wins so I'm not at that level yet.
Can he get sick? Maybe engineer pathogens or some shit.
>>119633403
That won't kill him. Terrorists must pay.
>>119633347
Wasn't it from the drawfag threads?
>>119632577
>Anything by MTSP
Summon Exodia
>>119633478
If I recall, he does get sick, but it only slows his reaction/speed for a bit.
The true way to slow him down is to cut his tentacles.
>>119633343
Nigga you saying Taiwanese ain't asian?
We give him a curse.
>>119633478
They tried, it gave him horns.
Like, horns popped on his forehead.
Uchiha Madara
And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. No, I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara. Hell, I’m not talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. I’m talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
Koro-sensei is a good guy, he has done nothing wrong. Stop trying to kill him.
>>119633601
No, but they don't commit sudoku
>>119633704
Tell that to the moon.
>>119633704
He killed a lady!
>>119632583
>>119632715
>>119633033
these motherfuckings posts
>thinking lasers can kill him
>thinking a laser that can travel at light-speed and actually kill him even exist
you guys can't be this retarded right?
So what exactly was wrong with using the suicide bombing attempt? He's willing to kill their families or other innocents over something as trivial as that. Need i remind you that if they can't kill him within a year he claims he will end all life on earth. So what's wrong with sacrificing one life for the greater good, heck the MC wouldn't have died in the first place anyway.
>>119633666
Madara's max speed is mach 10 at the very most, I'd imagine.
A timebomb in his food. Track down his favourite chinese restaurant or something.
We call the author and tell him that his character should be dead.
Take the technology that OBVIOUSLY exists and is known on how to create his tentacles, give the tentacles to the students, and enjoy.
Then again, there's one student who would be terrifying as fuck if he got tentacles, but still.
>>119633928
kill *anyone
They are all shooting in one direction rather than aiming around and shooting around then they can have a better chance of hitting him.
>>119633033explain
Make a virus that produces pellet compound. Infect all the students with the virus. Korosensei can no longer teach class. Contract with Japanese government is void. Korosensei can no longer blow up Earth.
>>119634046
>Korosensei can no longer blow up Earth.
He can do whatever the fuck he wants.
>>119633986
But he loses WSJ dosh and the manga ends.
>>119633930
We still haven't know what's his deal to be honest. Knowing Matsui, he will probably go batshit insane and the stakes will be raised, then will shit hits the fan and every trick in the book is used.
>>119633930
If they start putting the students at risk he'll fuck off and there's no way they would catch him.
>>119634006
Tried that, the guy that got the tentacles almost died because of them
>>119634017
They actually start doing so eventually.
>>119634098
And everything will be just as Keikaku
>>119633788
But he loves his students more than anything.
Why not kill him with kindness? Get close to him, don't do anything to him, show you're obviously not going to attempt to harm him
that's when his guard will be the lowestessentially, get the slutty blondie to sleep with him and kill him after he's tired
>>119634215
That's what they try to do to him all the time.
>>119634215
>tentacle monster
>in JAPAN
>let's make the girl outsex him
a, did we ever manage to discover his fatal flaw?
The one that was hinted in the chapter that he loses his necktie, if I remember correctly there was even an official contest in the magazine about this.
>>119634215
I wonder if the writer already has an endgame in place or he's just making shit up as he goes.
>>119629060
But he's best girl
Ritsu can actually kill him if given enough time. Too bad people cockblocked her.
>>119633943
Art thou a time travelerhttp://www.narutoforums.com/blog.php?b=22520
Is the Sensei a pervert? If so
>have a girl contract AIDS
>seduce the teacher
>???
>profit
can he kill him?
>>119634267
Yeah, apparently he's got an heart somewhere in his body, if it's destroyed he'll die.
>>119634416
He wouldn't die within the year.
>>119634416
But AIDS takes a while to kill someone.
>>119634196
More than he loved that lady, I'll bet.
Biological warfare or gambling are the only ways. Korosensei should play mahjong against Akagi.
>>119629060
Shiki
Can Shiki kill sensei?
![[HorribleSubs] Assassination Classroom - 01 [480p].mkv_snapshot_10.57_[2015.01.10_20.27.45].png](https://i.imgur.com/zlMjWid.png "[HorribleSubs] Assassination Classroom - 01 [480p].mkv_snapshot_10.57_[2015.01.10_20.27.45].png")
>>119634215
That doesn't work.
What if someone is take some student as a hostage and the the abductor give him the rule that 'If he moves the hostage will be killed and be his fault'?
>>119634585
>>119634587
Shiki-mind
>>119634636
Well he moves at mach 20 so he'd have to be pretty far away.
>>119634455
>>119634456
Oh what? That priest at church lied to me then.
>>119634631
There is no sex in that pic
Get one student sick, make him come to school, give the teacher the japanese cold.
>>119634728
>implying that changes anything.
I think the best approach would be to weaken him with harassment, psychological attacks seem to be the only viable thing for the moment.
>>119634699
any student can do it anytime.
>>119629060
Hit him with a truck
>>119634006
Shiro's new plan seems to be giving Nagisa tentacles, we'll see how that goes.
>>119629060
launch a black hole in his general direction. fuck collateral damage.
Is the manga worth reading now?
Put it anti sensei grenade or bomb anywhere hidden in the blackboard. Detonate it when he's in the middle of teaching.
>>119634958
Well, there is really no point killing him if you destroy earth in the process...
put tar on the floor and wedge a 10 ton eraser in the door to kill him
>>119635010
Why don't you give it a try and find out?
Replace the floor of the classroom with lava.
Give Karasuma tentacles
>>119631153
Fill up Nagisa vagina with anti sensei stuff, convince him into drinking.
Wait for the tentacle rape.
>>119632162
if they fought on the ground sure he would just flip the earth
>liquefy and inject that material that can harm Koro-sensei into your leg
>"OH SHIT I GOT BIT BY A SNAKE, I NEED SOMEONE TO SUCK OUT THE POISON!
There you go.
Figuring out how his propulsion exactly works would help.
>>119629118
He can carry all the kids to safety seconds after the nuke leaves the plane.
>>119630553
He can't swim.
If the material is only dangerous to him whey they don't make a nuke and a poison gas of it?
How to defeat Korosensei:
>First, tell him that if the Earth is destroyed, so too will porn be destroyed.
>Second, tell him that he is in the best position as a teacher, leading students to a brighter future. What point is there in being so gifted if you will just throw it away (destroy what you help create)?
>Third, the destruction of Earth also means the destruction of amazing boobs.
>Finally, the destruction of Earth means he won't be able to spend time with his students, having fun and experiencing life together with them
Dude's a big softie. Just use that against him, and you can "kill" him without any form of violence. He won't die, but his intent on destroying Earth will.
Don't forget that if he needs to he can condense himself into an invincible ball for 24 hours that's impervious to anti-sensei material.
>>119635891
I don't think breathing stuff other than oxygen is healthy for humans.
>>119636019
We don't know why he wants to destroy earth. Maybe he has a reason that's more important to him than boobs.
>>119636081
>Maybe he has a reason that's more important to him than boobs.
Literally impossible.
>>119634376
>Mach 5000
What?
>>119636081
>More important than boobs
Korosensei is confirmed straight, not gay. Your logic is invalid.
>>119636093
>>119636115
What about butts?
>>119636150
Every man is an ass man. Even genetically modified super octopi.
