A bout a day and a half to go
Are you excited for Yuri Bear?
>>119291603
Yuri Kuma is going to be terrible.
If you read the manga (I've only read the first 3 chapters) it's only a bunch of girls talking about how icky and disgusting men are, and how they need to protect themselves from men.
It's about a sexists as you can get.
>>119291652
https://archive.moe/a/thread/119243594/#119248244
>>119291652
>only a bunch of girls talking about how icky and disgusting men are
You must be some sort of fag then.
>>119291652
Is this some sort of anti-anti-/u/ trolling?
>>119291652
>look, mom! I posted it again!
>>119291603
>Yuri Bear
>Yuri
Need male in this shit.
I'm ready for the shitposting.
>>119291652
Saw this post yesterday but whatever, I agree that the manga is garbage but that will have literally no bearing on the anime. If you've ever read Utena's manga you'll know that was equally garbage, real cliched shoujo shit. Ikuhara seems to like teaming up with mangaka who take real standard approaches to manga then shitting all over what they produce. It's glorious.
Can't wait for all the yurifags to think it'll be AOTY based on the manga then get cannibalism and their OTP BTFO'd in that first episode.
I'm so excited I'm almost drinking my own piss.
>>119291652
Is this the new copypasta like we had on year ago in sakura trick threads? I think so, and scientists agree.
I wish Ikuhara wasn't surrounded by yes men
>>119292078
Keep it for the Sonohana showwhich'll never happen
>>119291603
Its gonna be shit
Is your own fault if you put any sort of expectations on this. I am from the future I know
>>119292125
Sonohana is shit. And so is Sakura Trick, for that matter. If you think either of those shitty franchises are even comparable to something Ikuhara worked on then you've been sipping too much of the yurishitter kool aid.
>>119291603
One thing is certain: it wouldn't sell that much.
Estimate is high stalker sales, but much lower actual sales due to the concept falling out at the end.
It will be shit. Ikuhara has always been a style over substance kind of guy and he couldn't even make a decent PV for this show
>>119292624
The PV was great. It set the scene well and gave us a good idea about what the the first episode will be about.
Anyone up for some speculah?
>>119291813
>>119291838
get used to it
it will be posted in ever YB thread
>>119292700
>Ikuhara
>speculah
Good luck with that. Also you could clearly see some QUALITY already in the PV alone
If bears were to knock on your door right now, could you defend yourself?
>>119291603
>Generic yurishit
Why should I be excited?
>>119292044
>no bearing
I see what you did there, gao gao.
>>119293823
Yes, because I am not some fucking American pussy that needs high-speed metal to pin down the neighbourhood grizzly.
>>119293862
>Ikuhara
>generic
pleb
>>119292476
This isn't the salesfaggotry thread. Kindly remove yourself.
People who go on about that are full of shit anyway. I remember people going IT'S NOT SELLING IT'S DOOMED about Shingeki no Bahamut before the BDs had even been offered for sale.
>>119293896
I hope there is lots of lesbian action, but only when they're in bear form.
>>119292790
Is it true though? I don't want to become a feminazi like ikuhara, that guy seriously hates his penis.
>>119293912
Is that you, Zangief?
>>119292790
Not if you get banned.
>>119293913
Your such a normalfag.
Is anyone going to livestream this? cc's gone and most of the alternatives don't have it scheduled.
>>119293955
The guy hates yuri more though
>only lesbian character in Utena gets constantly NTR'd
>only lesbian character in Penguindrum is a stalker rapist who had to settle for the D
>>119293974
No. Fuck Russians. They can get the hell out of our arctic.
>>119294001
yous the normalfag
hating yuri and calling Ikuhara generic
bet you want to remove loli from anime too
>>119294053
Aww, a tsundere self-loathing Russian with identify issues. How cute.
>>119291603
I'm hype. The wait was almost unbearable.
>>119294062
Stop it, you type like a retard, you dumb normalfag.
>>119294138
/a/ pretends to be misogynist due to peer pressure from /v/ and /r9k/.
But every time you show them a generic harem or some girl getting raped outside of hentai they get all pissed.
>>119294203
I may be a retard
but it's you that's the normalfag
>>119294259
What, /a/ loves rape. Source: Valvrave and Cross ange threads.
>>119294283
Go away already you normalfag.
>>119294131
I hope she shoots both of the bears in the face.
>>119294339
yet when you talk about wolfguy and Fukushuu Kyoushitsu all you get is complaints about rape.
>>119294021
And now they are murderers that eat people in this
nah
yuri is shit
>>119294427
I think in wolfguy many realized that there was such thing as "too much rape".
>implying this won't be bait hetshit like Love Lab
>>119294498
how can there be "too much rape"
that doesn't make sense
>>119294425
I hope she "shoots" both of the "bears" in the face.
>>119294517
>hetshit
fujo pls.
>>119294517
Define hetshit and define yurishit while you're at it. Both terms sound like something only retarded faggots who hate nice things use.
Never thought Ikuhara's fanbase could get even worse than it already was
1 day left until lesbian bears save anime.
>>119295429
Can't wait
>>119295429
I'm still on the fence on weather or not I want to watch it with /a/
I feel like /a/ will ruin it for me with tons of shitposting
>>119295532
Watch it with /u/. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
>>119295635
I can guarantee you it will be much less shitposty than the /a/ threads. If you're into the whole frantic hype sort of thing you get on /a/ though, you won't find that there.
>>119294541
Are you insinuating that she shoots the bears with .308 Winchester into their craniums through the face thereby killing them?
>>119295635
I share a common interest with /u/ yet I can't seem to stay there for more than 40 seconds without realizing what a horrible horrible board it is.
I wish they were just regular little girls like us.
>>119295678
I was being sarcastic, Anon
Can't wait for QUALITY
>>119295726
I got that, anon.
>>119295721
Must be your love of dicks.
>>119295750
>Must be your love of dicks.
Probably the reason I love yuri.
>>119295742
Can't wait for shitposters to get bored and leave.
>>119295781
I'm just saying, if you can't stand the peaceful yuri board but like to hang out on the angry, high-speed, tr/a/p roleplay board...
>>119295796
so why do yuri threads have so much shitposting anyways?
>>119295810
>peaceful yuri board
It's basically a tumblr hugbox there.
>>119296164
Literally the easiest people to troll.
>>119296184
It's always amusing when people talk about boards they never visit and know nothing about.
>>119296164
Shitposters preying on /a/'s bizarre inability to not respond to bait about yuri/yaoi/"hetshit"/fujos/etc., exacerbated by the /u/ boogeyman which some people actually honest-to-god believe is a thing on /a/.
Quick /a/, post your face when Rifle-chan personally dispatches the dyke bears.
Who is subbing it?
The twist will be, every character with yuri in their name is actually straight.
>>119296680
The twist will be, every character with yuri in their name is actually a bear from Kumaria.
>>119296749
The twist will be that there is no yuri
>>119296627
Rifle-chan is herself a dyke.
I took a look at the /u/ thread and wow, they really do only care about the yuri and literally nothing else.
Absolutely disgusting.
>>119296766
No. Rifle chan and glasses minor character chan are both dyke lovers confirmed.
A lot of people in this show have yuri kanji in their name but those two dont.
>>119296749
>>119296766
Actually, all the girls will be straight except there will be an actual bear called Yuri.
>>119296810
At least they stick to their board's topic, I guess?
>>119296810
Are you an idiot
>>119296823
>A lot of people in this show have yuri kanji in their name but those two dont.
They still have flowers in their names.
>>119296853
Those will be the people coming into the threads here and shitting them up.
>>119296939
>muh /u/ boogeyman
Delightful. You're getting started with this shit even before the show begins.
I read first two chapters. Chapter 2 and they are talking about boys like they're straight.
>>119297054
In the manga it seemed like Ginko was tsundere for Life Sexy.
>>119297093
really. Now I'm curious if official art is just baiting shit for views.
>>119296627
It's called LOVE Bullet, so...
>>119297175
This is like the reverse order of which girls are actually crushing on which.
>>119297175
>That subtle upskirt
Oh yeah, I'm going to love this show
>>119297175
Red is so best.
I couldn't finish Penguindrum despite how much /a/ praised it and I'm scared.
So I'll probably skip this, maybe after watching one episode. It depends on how lazy I'm feeling at the moment.
>inb4 yuri kuma is another love lab
>>119297366
What do you mean?
>>119297366
Shut the fuck up. Anyone who thought Love Lab would be yuri deserves all the rage and burst blood vessels because of it.
>>119297159
In a sense it probably is. Have all this hot promotional art to bait the yurifags, then stomp all over their expectations by having characters die and be tsundere for dudes. Anyone who's primarily watching an Ikuhara series for the yuri anyway would want to get their head examined.
>>119293823
The middle picture on the top looks like a very excited turtle.
>episode 1
>Rifle-chan kills the lesbian bears
This is what's going to happen, right?
I mean, the characters can't be that retarded to not notice there's fucking bears in their school.
>>119297653
You have watched anime before, right?
>>119297653
Bears are going to kill Kureha's waifu, Kureha won't notice in time. This kicks off the revenge plot against them.
>>119296680
The twist will be that they're all related.
The Anti-Penguindrum.
>>119291652
Perfect for rape doujins.
The more they hate D the more they fall for the D.
>>119296680
>character named yuri
>no yuri
So Akuma no Riddle all over again?
>>119297846
>that they're all related
That would make it my AOTS.
>>119297876
This kind of barbaric, tasteless animals are yuri-haters. Bravo, hetshits.
Hypus maximus.
What's the actual title going to be?
The last thing I remember it being called was "Penguinbear."
>>119297980
YURI
BEAR
STORM
>>119297980
Penguinbear was a codename and the name of the site it was teased on, and where Ikuhara posted updates for other things like the new Penguindrum manga.
Ever since it was officially announced, the name has been Yuri Kuma Arashi.
>>119297905
>Yuri Incest Bear Storm
Fund it.
>>119294131
Right > Left > Center
>>119291652
>it's only a bunch of girls talking about how icky and disgusting men are
Well, they're right.
>>119297999
>>119298046
Thank you.
>>119298046
I'm ridiculously glad the anime decided to change Green's hair color from the manga.
>>119298257
So they're just good friends, r-right?
>>119298257
>That tightness on those soft thighs
[Heavy Breathing Intensifies]
>>119297175
She's too innocent and the bear's will make her flip her shit when they abuse her naivety.
She's going full misanthrope I can feel it.
>>119298283
Yes, friends with benefits.
>>119298283
Of course anon. Really really good frends.
>>119298283
>>119298257
>girls pretending to be gay and posing seductively
>they then proceed to kick the guy into his hard-on
>>119298353
>"I wanted to see you~"
>"It's your fated person, Riru."
>"What the hell are they doing!?"
>>119298412
>Riru
Meant Ruru/Lulu. It's late.
>>119298283
Don't you have good friends you make out with all the time too, anon?
This'll still probably be my AOTS if it turns out to be as much as a clusterfuck as Penguindrum.
>>119298586
>penguindrum
>clusterfuck
It goes:
Arc 1 -> Tone Shift -> Arc 2
>>119293949
I hope we get some sort of special or ova with the girls constantly in the bear form, they are cute.
>>119297944
The term you're looking for is faggot. And don't say stupid shit like "hetshit". You'll only make every single fucking anon who likes yuri look bad.
>manga is illustrated by morishima akiko
isn't morishima confirmed for being straight?
doesn't that mean this probably isn't going to be real yuri?
>>119298627
Even if you prove the writing wasn't a clusterfuck, the production still was too.
>>119298651
The manga has nothing to do with the anime.
>>119292790
Which is why you don't even try to discuss it on /a/. It's like turning off the chat in a MOBA, everything suddenly becomes 10x more enjoyable.
>promotional yuribaiting means canon yuri
I wonder how differently I'd think if I hadn't long ago settled into the comfort and security of pessimism.
>>119298719
Then you would've just been lying to yourself.
>>119298656
Supposedly the Penguindrum we got wasn't the Penguindrun he had originally envisioned.
>>119298793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3ZqfvphxQ4
>>119298719
It's dumb to take anything Ikuni does at face value. Especially when it's his thing to say interpret it yourself.
>>119296671
FUNimation and CR.
>>119291603
My dick can't wait.
I hope for QUALITY.
>>119299085
>dick can't wait
>dick
>fapping to yuri
people actually do this?
>>119299238
>fapping to hot and sexy girls
Is it that hard for you?
>>119299357
Something is hard, that's for sure.
>>119299238
Do I need to post how beautiful it is that girls literally can't rape in glorious 2D Nippon?
>>119299466
>girls literally can't rape in glorious 2D Nippon?
Oh please, that's ridcul-
>KeihÅ Act 45 Article 177
>defined as unlawful sexual intercourse by a man with a woman against her will.
>Article 178
>forcibly commits sexual intercourse with a female by a man.
well shit. girls can't rape other girls.
