Why is she so cute, lads? Why can't she just exist and bring us all happiness?
>>118656769
because she is frozen in time, and only appears if there is a chance at getting the grail
She already existed.
She brought nothing but misery to her country.
Thus proving that pulling a sword out of a stone should not make anyone eligible to rule a country.
>>118656913
But, pulling out is my only talent
>>118656769Lucid Dreaming OP
>>118656969
God dammit anon.
>>118656969
A shame your dad didn't have it.Get bullied nerd.
>>118657003
I already do that but the problem is I wake-up.
>>118657063
I don't go to that place, sorry.
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>>118656969
>>118657063
I don't even know how to read that format.
>an entire thread for one picture
What?
>>118656821
What saber want to wish anyway?
lolloo
>>118657138
Polyphasic sleeping definitely increases the frequency and intensity of my dreams, but I'm far from lucid.
>not creating a Saber in your dreams with a cognizance equal to your own, for the purpose of helping motivate you in life.
Do you even /Saberfaggot/?
>>118657231
To undo her reign of king and pass it off to someone else, if I recall.
>>118657112
>>118657239
You having a stroke, mate?
"I did not see anything made in the kitchen. Am I to go without lunch today...?"
>>118656769
>Why is she so cute, lads?
She is naive of her own vulnerability.
Reminder that Saber Zero > All and that Saber Stay/Night is just a moeblob with no purpose but to give you heartboners.
>>118657729
She hardly featured in Zero, though. The entire Caste arc was one big attempt to shoe horn her into the limelight, and it was bad. I almost dropped the series during Caster arc.
>>118657138
>I already do that
Talk about it please.
>>118658799
What is there to talk about? I pushed myself for 8 years to the point I almost became border-line schizophrenic.
>>118657729
I want to cum on her shoes and have her kick me in the face afterwards.
>>118656769
>Why can't she just exist and bring us all happiness?
Because some of us have lives.
>>118660782
>some of us have lives.
>On 4chan
OK champ.
>>118660718
What is there to talk about?
Talk about this
>I pushed myself for 8 years to the point I almost became border-line schizophrenic.
I want to defile Saber.
>>118657552
I want to hug and spoonfeed her and watch her enjoying the food.
>>118661355
Just researching different ways over the years on the internet. Eventually, I got so far into it I started to see things at the corner of my eye, and sometimes think there was noises outside of my window. It got to the point that every blond woman I saw for a split second sort of reminded me of Saber which made my heart sink. It was just a crazy experience.
>>118661488
>>118661534
>Not writing a detailed memoir of your experience of trying to summon Saber and presenting it to the thread for review and discussion.
This is the first step in streamlining and refining the process. Ideally the collective could whittle it down to a science.
>>118661774
I'm pretty sure keeping tabs of all this for the purpose of posting it on 4chan was the last thing on my mind.
>>118661891
We miscommunicate
>Not, in the present time, reviewing your memories and collecting them into a memoir that can be disseminated to others efficiently
I, personally, stand to learn alot from your experiences. When it comes to non-creative pursuits (e.g. scientific pursuits), the collective will always make something greater than the individual, alone.
>>118657729
Jokes on you, I like a different Saber entirely.
>CCC Translation never
>>118661534
>Every blond woman I saw for a split second reminded me of Saber, which made my heart sink.
That's so sad. If I put this on and let you fuck my ass would you feel better?
>>118656769
Will the anime reference her blowjob talent or her having sex with Rin?
>>118663543
Only if Caster brings out a strap-on
>>118662752
Are you a short flat chested woman?
If excalibur's sheath saved Shiro from dying in a fire why did he need Rin's help to survive Gay Bulge.
Saber said it wouldn't work without a contract with her but she didn't have a contract with Shiro when Kiritumitsurugi found him.
>>118665116
gay bulge makes cursed wounds, avalon pasive hability can´t heal them well, Its explained in the Fate route
>>118665854
If it were accoding to myth it's actualy Cu who makes cursed wounds,which only heal if he himself aids no matter which weapon he uses.
Because there's not a single time Gae Bolg doesn't kill.
>>118656769
Just fuck off you Britton scum. Take your Arthur back where it belong.
>>118656769
>Slutshit threads don't last more than a couple of hours
>Rin threads make it to post limit
And they say there aren't two of you at most
>>118656769
>she
Really OP, it IS an it.
>>118657231
cocks
>>118656769
She does exist. The Saber Ontological Argument proves it.
>>118668923
>Saber Ontological Argument
Now I want to hear about this. Which school of Theology are you approaching it from?
>>118657729
>>118669272
Classic Anselmbecause I can't follow Gödel's Modal Proof
Brief overview for anyone else following along:
>One can conceive of a perfect girl, that is, Saber.
>Therefore Saber exists in the mind.
>But in that case, one can imagine a more perfect girl, namely one who exists in reality as well.
>This would be a contradiction.
>Therefore Saber exists.
Arguments that this applies equally to other popular waifus are nothing more than trickery spread by the Adversary and should be ignored.
>>118656769
She's a cartoon, wake up already.
>>118656769
S A B E R A S L U T
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>>118669583
>Nero
>Crying
Please, she has no regrets.
>>118669601
Bravo anon. I meant it.
I am happy to have a Theologian amongst us.
>>118669601
>One can conceive of a perfect girl, that is, Saber.
But Saber isn't perfect thus your whole argument is flawed
>>118669601
Ontology makes my mind spin.
How do you do it anon?
>implying Mordred isn't best saber
>>118669601
if saber is perfect then why is she so shit?
>>118669717
Tears of joy and pleasure after singing her song.
>>118669757
Get a load of this guy.
Why does nero's sword look so shitty?
>>118669914
She made it herself.
>>118669914
Why does Nero even have a sword? Why isn't she Berserker class?
>>118656769
Because the world is indifferent to your desires and the things you want aren't even guaranteed to physically exist let alone be obtainable so we create fantasies to try to at least entertain the thought of getting what we want.
>>118669988
>berserker class isn't an unarmed brute fighter that uses anger instead of mana
Why do Nero and Jeanne look like Saber?
>>118656769
>>118669769
Just end your arguments with "this being we call God" ezpz.
>>118670220
Saber's design sells so they can't risk not including an imitation of her in stories.
>>118669809
Ah, the Problem of Evil. Rest assured that there is a remedy to your doubt, anon. It may appear at times to us mere men that Saber a shit; however, this is all part of the grace of a plan of whose final conclusion we are not yet aware.
>>118670298
Prototype
>>118656769
Sakura is a wormslut
>>118670347
And she fucks old men for free.
>>118669601
This doesn't make any fuckung sense.
>>118670320
Is Prototype still even a thing?
Why is Saber such a slut?
>>118670443
>>118670303
Shit is merely separation from saber. By choosing to reject saber you create your own suffering. I'm sure saber doesn't like that but she can't force you to be with her as that would be an infringement upon your free will.
>>118670426
It has a prequel LN out.
>>118670443
Because Caster is gay.
>Trying to keep a Saber thread alive
>Implying the combined number of saberfags, wormslutfags and Illyafags on /a/ is greater than 3.
>>118670407
Saint Anselm didn't even mean it to be an argument for God, it was just something to contemplate on that he wanted to write.
>>118667727
>Not posting one where she is clearly enjoying it
>>118667615
Anyone have more gifs of Saber getting BTFO this episode? It was glorious. Long live based Ufotable.
>>118656769
I didn't vote for you.
How to improve Fate/stay night.
Now that Caster knows who they are, she probably knows where they live since the school has a registry of all students, couldn't she easily attack at any moment with an army of skeleton dudes, why are they still so relaxed?
![7a5[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/S7DaT70.gif "7a5[2].gif")
>>118656769
>Why can't she just exist
Because she's British but has straight teeth
>>118670690
I want to watch saber get fucked by a dog and just stare at her disapprovingly and make her feel ashamed of herself while she tries to get up and cover up but she can't because she's overwhelmed by the pleasure. Eventually I'll draw closer and start petting the dog while never breaking eye contact with saber, and making sure to tilt her head to make her look into my eyes every time she averts her gaze.
Know that she is KA.
> Is it always worthwhile to watch the show? Is it a minor plot?
>>118656769
SABER A SHIT
>>118670757
She gets it even harder in the VN.
>>118670787
Reminds me of that skeleton form that Ichigo from bleach transformed into that looks like those creatures.
>>118671082
VN's all well and good, but a moving representation is a pleasure to watch. Felt so good to see, but this is the only one I have. Is there no gif of her getting choked, or the blade getting blocked?
>>118670787
>154cm
Why is it that every fucker in this series is so short? Rider is allegedly self-conscious about being too tall, but she's just 172cm. Are they all just gigantic midgets?
>>118667727 >>118670690
wtf... the saber I love and adore would never copulate with some filthy mutt... ludicrous
>>118671271
Short girls are cute.
>>118670757
I wish Caster was useful every now and then. She just comes off as a speed bump or a distraction most of the time.
>>118671287
I bet tiny girls are submissive as fuck.
>>118671293
At least try to put some effort into it you dirty Rinfag.
>>118671293
And yet she fucked Rin.
>>118671384
...damn
>>118671271
>>118671333
The Caster class is considered the weakest because it's usually ineffectual against other servants. Every other class will win a direct confrontation with a Caster, generally speaking.
>>118671454
They all look like semen demons to me.
>>118671384
FUCK OFF
>>118671490
This is some reverse reverse false flagging lmao.
>>118656769
>>118671305
Tall girls are better.
>>118671471
Until Extra allows Caster to win 1v1 against Berserkers and Sabers. Bah.
>>118671471
Fuck your dreams, nigga. All she needed was a short grinding session and a raging libido.
>>118656769
She's ugliest slut in existence.
>>118671680
Would caster kiss me if I was her master?
>>118671680
>Short grinding session
>>Short session
>>>Short
>>118671305 >>118671642
Long, voluptuous legs and that small, supple ass.
>>118656769
IS THIS THE RPING THREAD?
>>118671471
>specialize in magic
>every foe you fight has magic resistance
>>118671783
*yiff*
>>118671786
It's really strange considering how much Nasu seems to like flashy effects and spam attacks. Caster is perfect for both and yet Casters are always underutilized in action scenes
>>118671759
>Fishbites
What's up with the titanic tits in this series?
>>118671845
Nasu likes it when Gil does it.
>>118671845
Medea's fight against Archer and her scene in FHA were pretty neat in that regard. Otherwise most Caster's a pretty boring fight wise from what I've seen.
>>118656769
Saber a slut
>Rinfags.
>>118671845
>>118671999
Whateverfag you are you should feel utterly disgusted to follow this bitch.
>>118671999
>Anti-monarchy
As if pro-monarchy is actually a thing?
>>118671999
They were proven to belong to the youngest demographic on /a/, what did you expect.
>>118672070
>Having a twiter account.
You know google indexes tweets, right?
>>118672077
You'd be surprised.
>>118671999
>atheist
Every single time, why?
>>118671271
Japanese people think short girls are kawaii as fuck. And their girls are normally short too. 150cm to 160cm are the best for them.
What if Takeuchi merged all the sabers into one?
>>118672168
No because I don't give a fuck about tweets unlike you.
>>118671999
>Year of the Rin they said
So this bitch is the one who posts the same three Rin pictures in every thread
>>118672281
Galactic Saber is the pinnacle of Saber technology.
>>118672281
Then we'd have a severe case of multiple personality disorder.
>Nero, Gawain, Arthur and Mordred all fighting for control over the same body
>Arturia and Siegfried completely failing to calm the rest of them down
>Saber will never suck off your smegma.
Why even live.
>>118672485
>Saber won't ever fuck 3 black men in front of you
Why even live
>>118672671
>>118672671
>>118671293
Gilgamesh plz.
Doesn't it ever bother people that Saber is a cartoon when they jack off to her?
Why is Saber such a slut?
>>118672944
Because people see something pure and want to defile it.
>>118672987
>pure
>>118671271
I figured Rider was like 6'2 or something.
Hell I know a girl in real life who's 6'0, 5'7 really isn't that tall.
>>118672987
>Pure.
Stop sexualising my king!
>>118665116
Because the sheath only works when there's some of her prana left, it began to work again when she was summoned, not before.
So far Saber has been fucking with:
A pig
A dog
Countless niggers
Countless faceless fat old men
Rin
A faggot swordsexual ginger
Gilgamesh
Her wife, which was sloppy seconds, got fucking NTRed, how fucking pathetic
>>118673024
5'7 is really tall for a women.
>>118671845
Nah, Nasu prefers conceptual fights and rock paper scissors.
Drawing from all of the recorded histories and myths, what characters would you like to see portrayed and in what classes?
>>118673129
Maybe in a land of manlets. 5'7 is average height for males.
>>118656769
>Saber threads are shitposting ground
>Tohsaka threads are as peaceful as they come
I guess that's the price of having such a shitty slut for a waifu
>>118673251
Literally every TM thread has shitposting.
>>118673129
Rider is really closer to 5'6 than 5'7.
>>118673251
That bitch fucked a pig too.
>>118673129
It's fairly tall. But like I don't think I'd take notice if I saw a 5'7 girl on the street. Whereas 6'2 is easily "I'm self conscious about my height" territory.
>>118673150
>Saber
D'Artagnan
>Archer
Alvin York
>Rider
Leif Eriksson
>Lancer
Uhh, Saint Wiborada, maybe?
>Caster
Elvis Presley
>Berserker
Aleister Crowley
>Assassin
Robert Catesby
>Savior
Mahatma Gandhi
>Ruler
Julius Caesar
>Avenger
Judas Iscariot
>>118673150
King Leonidas I, Sparta-class
>>118673855
>>118673775
Did you confuse Berserker with Caster?
>>118673150
I'd like to see Queen Christina of Sweden as a Caster. She spent decades studying alchemy and ancient texts, so I think it'd be fitting.
>>118656769
>Saber
>Cute
>>118673913
No, I just think it'd be interesting to have a magic oriented Berserker. Plus Elvis as Caster is too good to pass up.
>>118656821
So what you're saying is she can and most likely will exist in my lifetime?
If Santa was a servant, could he only attack servants who have been "naughty"?
>>118674079
Naw, she's not real dawg
Some jap manlet made it
>>118657231
WHAT IF
SABER GOT HER WISH IN A DIFFERENT TIMELINE, AND PROTOTYPE SABER WAS THE RESULT?
>172 posts in
>no mention of best girl
Why is /a/ so shit?
>>118674232
She only has 3 fans, they were probably asleep or something.
>>118674232
>>118674232
Because /a/ consists of more than 3 people.
>>118674232
All the Taiga fans are in the superior Rin thread
>>118674232
It isn't Fate without Taiga.
>>118656769
>lads
Shit character tbh
>>118674232
who? oh that annoying person that shows up for like 3 scenes.
Saber a slut
>>118674475
Still the best girl, which really tells you how low Fate sets the bar.
>>118674420
>>118674529
>No FAssassin
S A S U G A
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>>118674593
Why is Saber such a useless slut?
>>118673150
Roland as Berserker sort of like Spartacus in Apocrypha but instead of always going on about oppressors, he wants to kill all muslims.
>>118674813
I want Don Quixote
Copypasta
Servant: Rider
True Name: Alonso Quixano, "Don Quixote"
Appearance:
A dark-skinned Spanish gentleman in his late 30s, Rider has neck-length dark brown hair and a light goatee, accentuating a cheerful but disturbingly unfaltering smile. He wears a white tunic and pantaloons, along with faded and dented wine-red armor over his chest and one of his arms and legs (mismatched). A tattered wide-rimmed wine-red hat sits atop his head, accentuated by a single feather that upon closer examination belongs to a common Spanish pigeon rather than any noble breed.
Note: Representing his delusions of knighthood, Rider's general appearance and weapon are poor imitations of the "Lancer" card.
Statistics
Noble Phantasm: B
Strength: D
Endurance: E
Agility: D
Magic: E
Luck: E
Class Skills:
Riding
Rank: C
The expertise to ride animals and vehicles. Due to a lack of training, most vehicles can be handled with only average skill. However, he cannot ride the likes of Phantasm Races or more complex vehicles.
Magic Resistance
Rank: D
Cancel Single-Action spells. Magic Resistance of the same degree of an amulet that rejects magical energy.
Personal Skills:
Charisma
Rank: E-
Natural talent to command an army. At this rank, he is charming but completely untrustworthy, and may only be able to convince a few foolish individuals to follow him into battle.
Mental Pollution
Rank: D
Due to possessing a distorted mentality, Mental Pollution makes it highly possible to shut out any mental interference Thaumaturgy. However, at the same time it becomes impossible to come to an understanding with individuals that do not possess an equivalent rank of mental pollution. Rider is resolute in his convictions against all evidence to the contrary and is extremely difficult to discourage or correct even when obviously mistaken.
>>118674916
If his Noble Phantasm isn't a windmill made of shitty lances that just crushes the opponent instead of stabbing them I'm going to be very disappointed with you.
>>118674916
Noble Phantasms:
Dulcinea - Tilting the Balance of All Things
Type: Anti-Unit
Rank: B
Representing the madness and chivalry that infected Don Quixote's entire world view, Dulcinea allows Rider to force his own perceptions of the world on anyone he engages in combat with. When Rider recognizes an enemy as his opponent, his concept of honorable battle equalizes his attributes with that of his opponent, plundering the strength of his opponent until they are as weak as he is in all attributes. Because the effect is instanteous, his enemy typically does not recognize the effect on their own body, only perceiving Rider as their equal in skill and power.
Activation of this Noble Phantasm is automatic, enforcing his perception upon the opponent the moment he recognizes them as an opponent, but the effect is limited by Rider's personal chivalric code. For example, because he is unable to regard a fleeing opponent as his enemy, disengaging from battle cancels the effect. Furthermore, he believes that relying on others to help him fight his battles is dishonorable, so invocation of this Noble Phantasm is negated if Rider receives any outside assistance whatsoever. Because the power is triggered by recognition, Rider must be aware of his opponent in order for this Noble Phantasm to apply, rendering him particularly vulnerable to sneak attacks and deception.
1/2
>>118673775
Wait, scratch D'Artagnan, I want Richard the Lionheart for Saber. It'd be pretty goddamn awesome to have him no matter the class
>>118675100
Rocinante - The Greatest Yesterday Comes Tomorrow
Type: Anti-Army
Rank: D-A+
Although a normal animal in life, having recognized Rocinante as the steed of a great knight-errant and the equal to him in merit, Rider is able to harness his delusions to create a history of prestige and mystery for Rocinante with no factual basis purely on the strength of his own belief. Although normally no more powerful than an ordinary horse, Rocinante is able to utilize the power drained from opponents by Dulcinea in order to significantly bolster its own attributes temporarily. With sufficient power drained from the opponent to accumulate into false history, Rocinante can become equivalent to a legendary beast in status and ability, transforming into a spectral horse engulfed in overwhelmingly powerful magical energy.
God, Saberfags are some annoying shit
Saber has appeared in so many different forms in spin-offs over the past 10 years, she's become a sort of poster girl for TYPE-MOON. From your point of view, Urobuchi, how do you view Saber?
Uro: Honestly, Saber doesn't look much like a heroine to me. I can still see traces of the male version of Saber that appeared in the early version of Fate (*7). Because of that mental image, Saber's relationship with Shirou doesn't seem like a realistic relationship between a male and a female, but a complicated relationship with a boy who became a girl.
Nasu: Typical Urobuchi... I really can't pull the wool over your eyes... I intended to take that to the grave with me, but I guess this 10-year anniversary is a good place to talk about it. Just like Urobuchi-san said, it's difficult to call the relationship between Shirou and Saber a relationship between a man and a woman. Saber has fought for a long time as the ruler of Britain, but then turned into a girl all of a sudden and fell in love with Shirou. It's pretty ridiculous when you think about it. But I really wanted to push it towards that sort of boy-meets-girl story. So as a last resort, I had Shirou continually say things to her like "But you're a girl," and "Girls aren't supposed to fight," in order to remind the users that "she is really a girl." It's like the author's actually the one trying to convince Saber that she's a girl... I feel like I could have written it a lot better now, but that was the best I could do at the time.
>>118675680
Uro: It isn't a relationship fueled by instinct like the relationship between a man and a woman, but a romance of logic between two people who need each other from the heart. I think the Saber route could have been told as a story through the ancient Greek views on love. That's what makes Saber's story so refreshing, and why she's become such a popular character. On the other hand, I think the true heroine of Fate/stay night is Rin. In the Rin route, an equal relationship with a woman who's become stronger than men is depicted. Rin and Shirou mend each other's weaknesses with their own unique strengths, and I think it makes for a very nice relationship.
Nasu: It's true that Rin is different from Saber. Rin is written as a completely different gender. She also has a sort of pride in the fact that she's a beautiful girl. With a girl like that by his side, even an unsociable person like Shirou loses his presence of mind.
Uro: There's yet another different type of love depicted in the Sakura route. It really expresses the dark sides that all women have, but how men can accept that and love women regardless. Something akin to the "dignity of men" comes across.
Nasu: "Romance" is something where a couple blindly pursue each other's ideals. "Love," on the other hand, is something where two people accept each other, including the painful reality that comes with it. There are no ideals to be found there. It's just about coming to terms with reality. They don't even have time to dream... but you can't just keep pushing harsh realities over the hopes and dreams of young people. Let's talk about something more fun!
Fate/stay night is written from Shirou's point of view, but Fate/Zero is drawn from many different points of view.
Uro: True. Fate/stay night was originally conceptualized as a bishojo game, so the very individual theme of "romance" was placed at the core. It had to be written from Shirou's point of view. So then I thought, I have this really powerful core idea of all these Eiyuu (heroic spirits) engaged in a Battle Royale, so why not draw their story from multiple point of views? That's why I tried to work more main characters into Fate/Zero other than simply Kiritsugu and Kirei.
Nasu: I had no other choice but to make Fate/stay night the way I did for that bishojo game format. That was one of the reasons why I once said to Urobuchi, "I don't think I can make bishojo games anymore." The more you pour both what the author wants to draw and romance elements that will excite the users into a work, the more distant they get from each other... that was my dilemma. Trying to force them together would only warp the work. Then, at the same time, Urobuchi-san decided to stop focusing on bishojo games and distance himself from the genre. He created an exciting, self-indulgent Macaraoni-esque revenge opera called Zoku Satsuriku no Django, (*10) and I was just like... waaaah!
>>118665116
And then, shirou gives Saber back the sheathe.
>>118672251
Well, the problem is you can't 69 properly if ur too tall
>>118674227
That's what I thought too but prototype is not even part of the multiverse.
>>118676305
It worked out pretty well for them.
