Could you princess carry your waifu, /a/?
But Wakaba's waifu is Himawari.
>>118615056
I'd be fairly surprised if I couldn't.
Easily
>>118615056
Easily, my Yunocchi is a rather tiny girl.
I bet she'd love it too! Holding my daki like that is pretty fun.
Can you're waifu princess carry you?*
FTFY
>>118615056
Whoever made that uniform is a genius.
Yes
Do you like your waifu's butt?
>>118615056
She's more likely to princess carry me!
>>118615862
I love it and want to sniff it.
>>118615862
>Likes the feel of cold metal on her ass cheek
Hentai!
>>118615862
I am an ass man, so yes.
>>118615056
I imagine she would be extremely light (I have no idea how dense life fibers are, but I imagine them to weigh very little for some reason), but even if she was heavy for someone of that size I could still easily carry her. Carry far heavier things all the time.
>>118615659
She could princess carry a train.
>>118615862
Oh yes.
>>118615659
>>118615862
Would you lick her asshole? Without her asking?
>>118615056
>42kg
It shouldn't be a problem and I would love to do it.
>>118615659
Rather not. She is way too weak.
>>118615862
Who doesn't?
![b71bf39a662b6ccc20d3c9926ddb3219[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Iy2Moc4.jpg "b71bf39a662b6ccc20d3c9926ddb3219[1].jpg")
>>118615862
It's the best in the world.
>>118617135
I would ravage her ass with my tongue and dick until she likes it.
>>118615056
I'm pretty sure I can.
>>118615659
Easily with using her magic.
>>118615862
Even though her butt gets a lot of attention in her series, I prefer her lovely breasts.
I hope it doesn't bother her to much to have me talking about her like this.
Bodybuilder here. Yeah.
>>118617353
How do I bearmode, anon?
>>118615056
>45kg
Yes, she's tiny and light.
>>118615862
I've got to say, it's pretty damn nice.
No she is kind of fat.
But /a/, you are my waifu. How could I carry software?
What if I want her to princess carry me?
>>118615056
I can't imagine it being too difficult. She gets all flustered when I try to, it's pretty cute.
>>118615659
She even lifts, so possibly.
>>118615862
Why wouldn't I?It's a pretty underrated feature of hers, I feel.
>>118617556
Your taste is pretty weird.
>>118617556
Anon, I...
>>118617602
Nandatte?
>>118615659
great taste anon
>>118617588
Love is blind.
>>118617422
Eat a lot, 3 sets of 8 repetitions.
Train as hard as you can. If the last rep is easy, increase weight.
>>118617556
you can't cause it is not free software, so you can't do what you wish.
I'm 5'9 and 375lbs of pure bulk muscle. I could princess carry my waifu twenty miles if I wanted to.
>>118617631
S-Suki.
>>118617648
Maybe it is blind, but I'd at least think it would have other senses.
>>118617733
No you're not.
>>118617688
Gotcha.
>>118615659
If she can carry a bear sized man, I guess.
>>118617556
It's simple
Granted, it might look a little strange, but I could and totally would.
>>118617556
/a/ isn't even a software.
>>118617908
but would she stick her feet in your face while you did it?
>>118615056
Yes, I can't imagine Okabe is that strong. She's only 45kg.
>>118615659
No but she would stubbornly try.
>>118615862
Of course.
>>118617429
Good taste.
>>118618050
She certainly could reach my face pretty easily, don't know if she's flexible enough.
The fact that Princess Carry is even a thing and how girls fantasize or get embarrassed by it is fucking great.
>>118618443
Deep down every girl wishes to be a hime-sama if even for a little while. Carrying them like that is wish fulfillment.
>>118615056
Asians are like 5 foot and 100lb
If you can carry that, you're a faggot
>>118615056 (OP)
Of course, I have to be able to whisk her away quickly, she IS my ohime-sama. I'd carry her until I can do it for 10 kilometers.
>>118615659
Possibly. She is very strong for a woman, and I'm no huge lug. Height difference may be the bigger problem here.
>>118615862
Do I LIKE it? No, I absolutely love and cherish her callipygian lower end. Her butt, which is as big, round, and striking as the hinomaru of her country's flag, is so important to me, every time sit her sweet rump in my car I'd get a little giddy.
Takaki was wrong, ass is hometown AND life!
>>118617175
Oh wow, Kyua Machi? Amazing taste, friend.One of my daughterus is Reika, anon.
>>118617422
>>118617831
Don't do it anon, bearmode sucks. I used to be that and I looked like hell. Go for a more lean or ripped look.
Would you let your waifu dress you up in cute clothes and be princess carried by her?
>>118618661
>callipygian
Today I learned a new word to describe my waifu. Thanks anon.
>>118615056
Yes sir, Madoka is as light as a feather.
>>118615659
Maybe as Madokami, but I doubt she could with her little, Japanese frame.
>>118615862
Madoka has an ass of hopes and dreams. I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>118617175
>Nao
Shit nigga I like you.And so would my daughteru.
>>118618797
If she's interested, I won't say no, but I'd have to warn her that I would look silly instead of cute.
>>118618797
That's my fetish.
And my dream.
I hate my body.
>>118615862
Oh my, yes. Quite a lot, as a matter of fact.
She's just simply perfect, even in that area!
>>118618797
I'm not really interested in that, plus the latter sounds impossible. I'd let her be the big spoon though, but it'd feel more a backpack if anything. Still cute!
>>118618661
Bearmode anon here. I disagree. Bearmode is cool. You are also powerful.
Why are hime carries the most disgustingly adorable thing ever?
>>118619081
It comes down to personal preferences, I guess.
>>118618857
>Maybe as Madokami
Or as a magical girl. If they weren't able to even lift a few hundred pounds with those magically enhanced body of theirs, it would be dissapointing.
>>118618918
>mfw I'm already put in cute outfits
>>118618797
No because cute is the last thing I could be described as.
>>118618813
You're welcome, it's a very antiquated adjective. I believe it to be the best tribute I can offer to the glory that is my wife's rear end, because one can only use dat ass, booty, scrumptious rump, etc., for so long before your creativity hits rock bottom. One must have a well-rounded vocabulary if you're going to praise your waifu's butt.
>>118619081
Bearmode requires too much eating. STRONK is nice, but it's overkill if you're not a gym rat.
>>118619106
A maiden's heart going dokidoki is undiluted OLEV.
>>118618797If she were up for it, sure.
![Arigatou.Bleach.54.[x264.AAC][D2F99BA7].mkv_snapshot_19.32_[2014.12.20_17.29.43].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ibs3hzG.png "Arigatou.Bleach.54.[x264.AAC][D2F99BA7].mkv_snapshot_19.32_[2014.12.20_17.29.43].png")
Easily. Not so much the "one armed shoulder press," though. Excuse me while I go work out.
>>118619449
is it OK to have a black waifu?
>>118615056
I think so. I doubt she's heavy.
>>118615659
Mai waifu can use magic to enhance her strength to superhuman levels, so yes.
>>118615862
Yes.
>>118615056
>57 kg
no problem
>>118619762
As long as she is a cutie like that one, sure.
>>118615056
She'd probably object if I tried to, but she's very light. I think she only weighs 100 pounds.
>>118615659
I'm about a foot taller than her, and about eighty-five pounds heavier, but I doubt she'd be able to carry me more than a few feet. She's very strong, but not that strong.
>>118615862
More than life itself.
>>118618797
No. I'd want her to hold me, but not like that.
>>118619762
yes
>>118615056
Yup.
>>118615862
I do.
>>118618797
Really don't think she can lift me?
Probably not. After I get to powerlifting though, who's to say I won't be able to get to that point? I want to see my anata's cute face when I hold him in my arms!
>>118615659
He could princess carry hundreds of me most likely. Though in all honesty,sometimes I wish I was small enough to be the obligatory shoulder loli.
>>118615862
On the contrary, I love my husbando's butt! I'll have to admit, I've got a weakness for those thick thighs as well.I want to corner my husbando somewhere and make love to him so badly!
>>118618661
Bearmode is amazing! I'd want to see my husbando become chubbier, actually. Both soft AND stronk is the best combination of all.
>>118618797L-like what kind of cute clothes? It takes a lot of courage for me to wear outfits outside of t-shirts and jeans. I'm not saying that I wouldn't do it for him, but...
Would you ever hit you're waifu?
What are you're waifu's political views? Do you think you'd get into arguments with her over them?
>>118620702
I wouldn't even think about it.
>>118619106
Romantic, sweet, and you're her prince.
>>118619081
>tfw nowhere near able to
>>118620702
Yeah no. That's disgusting.
>>118620710
Well, I don't really know. It's kind of weird in her world.
>>118615056
Certainly.
>>118615862
Like it, I love it.
>>118618797
Sure, why not.
![Arigatou.Bleach.55.[x264.AAC][0873791D].mkv_snapshot_05.57_[2014.12.20_17.56.15].png](https://i.imgur.com/hcV0Jt6.png "Arigatou.Bleach.55.[x264.AAC][0873791D].mkv_snapshot_05.57_[2014.12.20_17.56.15].png")
>>118619723
Just did four sets at her weight. Long way from one-arming.
That's some good motivation, though.
>>118620702
If it meant seeing a look like that, certainly.
That confusion and disbelief.
>>118615056
Happily, though I doubt she'd be that thrilled about it.
>>118615659
Doubtful. She's always been a bit on the lean side. At the same time, though, I've seen her land some pretty big tuna in her day.
>>118615862
Perhaps this clip shall answer your question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9P3YzZA7pY
>>118617556
Ever hear of piggy-backing?
>>118618797
I get the feeling that she'd get a major kick out of that...
>>118620710
Damned if I know. All I know is politics is one of the few taboo things to talk about in my circle.
>>118620702
Maybe a light spank behind closed doors. Hell, even if I did, I'd risk getting a fork in the hand or worse.
>>118618797
That depends, cute cloths wouldn't bother me, but I really don't think she could even lift me.
>>118620702
Why would I hit something I love? I want to protect her, not hurt her.
>>118617702
Free software is too slutty to be waifu material.
>lets anyone do whatever they wish to her
>lets other people modify her to do whatever they wish
>gives everyone access to her most secret areas
>lets everyone use her for no charge because she loves it
>>118620666
>Bearmode is amazing!
If you want it in a mate, then sure. I was speaking of myself. It's overkill even in my profession.
>>118620702
No.
>>118620710
She is very right-wing, considering she's a patriotic soldier of the Empire of Japan.
>Do you think you'd get into arguments with her over them?
Not necessarily of where they stand, since I'm more than a little right-leaning myself. If there's going to be arguments over politics it'd be over the relations between our two nations.
>mfw I have lots of waifus and I love them all equally
>>118621160
That's not how it works.
>>118618797
Crossdressing is not really my thing, but if she really wanted to do it, I might do it for her.
>>118620702
No, never. No matter how angry I would be I would never hurt her.
>>118621160
In that case you have no waifu, but harem.
>>118620924
If you don't hit your waifu then how will she know she's done something wrong?
>>118621160
That just means you're too retarded to know what words mean.
>>118621223
She's a genius, I'm sure she can tell the difference between right and wrong. If she did do something that offended me I would talk to her about it.
Yes
>>118620702
No, she's not really a fighter. I doubt she'd have fun digging her knuckles into my face.
>>118620702
>hitting my beloved tomboyish waifu
Who did this? I'll fite u irl m8.
>>118621449
Would you let your waifu hit YOU?
>>118621273
>scientists
>not morally bankrupt
>>118621523
Morality comes from science, anon.
>>118621160
Unfaithful faggot, or what this anon said>>118621230
>>118621223
Filthy barbarian or nigger detected. Simply because you can't settle matters by talking things through like civilized people doesn't mean everyone else should resort to domestic violence.
>>118621476
I would have to. If I tried to forcefully stop her from hitting me, I might hurt her.
>>118621523
I can be her moral compass if needed.
>>118621560
Aren't morality and ethics philosophical matters?
>>118621476
Of course.
>>118615056
Easily, she is quite light.
>>118615659
Not even remotely.
>>118615862
Love it, her butt is best butt.
>>118618797
>Let her dress you up in cute clothes
I AM A MAN!I have also gone bearmode and would not look good in a frilly dress. Ever go to a con and see a neckbeard in a Sailor Moon outfit? Yea I would be that.
She couldn't pick me up anyway.
>>118621523
Luddite that knows nothing about scientists please.
>>118621160
Do you allow your waifus to have many men at once? If not then you don't love them since you are doing the same to them.
>>118621652
All systems of morality (even metaphysical ones like heaven and hell) relate to conscious experience. Additionally, there is no morality of there's no consciousness (for example, why don't we have moral obligations to rocks or chairs?)
If morality is based on conscious, then science, which can measure conscious experience through things like fMR brain scans etc. can make moral claims.
>>118615056
Yes
>>118615659
Yes
>>118615862
Yes
>>118618797Yes.
>>118620702
Never
>>118621755
>morality
>objective
It's in constant flux.
>>118621593
>Unfaithful faggot
>>118621728
>Do you allow your waifus to have many men at once? If not then you don't love them since you are doing the same to them.
But I can't help it: I cannot choose between Vivio, Himawari, Illya, Kuro, Miyu, Enju, Yoshino, Nepgear, Eli, Maki and Chaika.
I even celebrate their birthdays.
>>118620702
No. She's a kind and selfless girl. Why would I want to hit her?
>>118620710
Despite being a high-ranking member of her society's nobility she's actually pretty apolitical.
>>118621476
If she wanted to hit me I wouldn't have a choice on the matter.
>>118621523
I thought that wizards were the ones with no sense of right and wrong.
What happens if we change waifu
>>118621896
It's OK anon. There's no problem with having more than 1 waifu.
It's not like your waifu owns your dick. It's YOUR dick. You can do as you please with it. If she doesn't like that then she doesn't deserve you.
>>118621476
My waifu is too kind, she wouldn't want to hit me ever.
>>118621956
Underage please go.
What do you do if you can't choose a girl to waifu?
>>118621916
Wizards and scientists simply approach natural phenomena in different ways. Both have no sense of right or wrong.
>>118622021
Keep watching anime until you find her.
>>118622021
You don't choose your waifu, she chooses you.
>>118615056
Fuck no. What do you think I am, in shape ?
>>118615659
She could easily princess carry me though.
How often do fanartist miscolor your Waifu's eyes ?
>>118622021
She finds you.
>>118622021
Stop. It's fine not to have a waifu, it's disgusting to just say "my waifu" just to fit in. It isn't something you choose, she chooses you. I've been on /a/ since 2005, and I only found my waifu two years ago. Give it time, and it'll happen naturally.
>>118622021
You don't choose a waifu. After all you can't choose to fall in love with her.
>>118622043
I have to say that ethics regulations can be annoying and get in the way of research.
>>118615056
Yes
>>118615659
I'm pretty sure she could.
>>118615862
I like my waifu's everything.
>>118618797
Yes.
>>118620702
Definitely not.
Does your waifu age or will she forever be the same age to you?
>>118622079
Rarely. It's difficult to get the wrong colours when she's purple hair and eyes.
>>118622149
She doesn't age, or well that's how it currently works at least. Not too up to date with it, but she can't age, but she can let go of it and start aging, as far as I can remember.
Princess carrying is easy. Can you squat with your waifu on your shoulders, /a/? I bet you don't even eat oats.
>>118622079
I've seen several pieces color her eyes green or purple. On top of that, a good chunk of art portrays her with green hair. None of it usually bothers me.
>>118622149
Are you asking this as a general question, or as a personal one?
>>118622265
Probably not.
>>118617135
Yes. Yes.
>>118617556
Flash drive.
>>118618797
>Let
If she wanted to it wouldn't be in my best interest to say no, especially to something regarding fashion.I'd let her anyway.
>>118620702
I would never hurt her, but I couldn't possibly hurt her anyway.
>>118621160
I have lots of my one waifu.
>>118621476
No, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't end well for me.
>>118622079
They get the shape wrong a lot. But the color is usually right.
>>118622265
Yeah, I have pretty strong legs. I don't eat oats though.
>>118622265
I can only do 50 squats daily with problems, my waifu on my back would reduce that to at least half or 15. Being out of shape and heavy weight sucks.
>>118622079
Too often
>>118622265
I could do maybe 10 sets before I got tired, she's very small.
>>118622265
Probably not. I weigh about as much as a woman.
>>118622079
It's hard to get brown eyes wrong. Although I've seen a few pictures with a more yellow-ish tone.
>>118622149
I like to imagine her aging alongside me, it''s fun to pretend how she might change or mature down the line.
Besides, this way just feels natural.
I think I could carry her up the stairs and to the bedroom, but I may collapse on top of her in bed. She isn't terribly heavy, but lugging 40+ kilos up two flights of stairs and 20 meters of hallway without bumping her to anything and doing so in a gentlemanly fashion is not so easy.
>>118622724
And what are you waiting for? Eat big, exercise big, get big. I also have a really small frame, but it is possible to look like a man if you try hard enough.
>>118615056
I can
>>118615659
she could
>>118615862
Of course i do, it'd hers after all!
>>118622780
>people actually find yuno attractive
gross.
>>118622873
Yuno is a qt.
Yes, easily
>>118615056
shes pretty light so absolutely
>>118622873
Ew, there's a filthy gay in here.
>>118622813
I can't afford it. If I could, I'd eat nice things every day.
maybe
>>118615056
butbutbut what if my spine is badly hurt?
>>118623000
Lots of people on /a/ are gay whether you like it or not, fag. Better get used to it cause we're not goin' anywhere.
Easily, yes.
>>118615659
Yep, she could probably lift me as well with even more ease.Not a lot of height difference, either, so that wouldn't be a problem.
>>118615862
It's a very fit, tight and poke-able butt, so yes, I love it.
>>118618797No_
>>118620710
We don't share the same political views. A small group of really old men deciding everything without possibility of feedback is hardly my idea of a good political system.
Being from an other species I'm willing to be even more tolerant since she probably thinks in a completely different way.
>>118622149
She doesn't age, whereas I do.
>>118622265
Doubtful. I'm short and don't weight a lot.
Squatz are easy though so I may be able to do some with her on.
>>118623031
Rice and tuna. Go for it.
>>118622265
Maybe, I'd love to try though, seems like a fun exercise.
If not a squat, at least I could carry her on my shoulders, that's for sure.
>>118622873
I can't help it if you have something wrong with your head, but don't call my wife gross!
Good thing she knows better than to acknowledge riffraff like you.
>>118623371
I can't even afford that.
