You come home to find this monkey made a mess in your room.
What do you do?
>>118473696
Kill it and eat it.
Throw bricks at her face.
>>118473751
But it's wily and spry.
How are you going to catch it?
>>118473696
Ask her why her head is so fucking huge.
>>118473696
Steal the peach.
>>118473696
joke on you my room is already a mess
>>118473696
Probably sex stuff.
>>118473696
I spank the monkey.
Prob nothing, as everyone here
lock the room, call animal control, get ready to disinfect or burn most of the room because monkeys are fucking dirty and carriers of god knows what viruses and bacteria
Get down to some monkey business.
>>118473850
I'd let her steal my peach if you know what I mean.
>>118473696
Spank the monkey, of course!
>>118473946
What sort of business?
>>118473696
>Kick her out
>Clean my room
>Go out
>Find Hachikuji
>Monkey isn't that bad of a girl but it's people like you that give her a bad nameThe best girl is Bat
>>118473696
hold her down and fuck her.
Call her a dyke.
>>118473696
I'll never kiss you! And if you try, I will attempt to scream: merci monsieur!
>>118474181
>>118473696
Can I trade her in for Ninja Muslim monkey girl?
>>118474287
Monkey is non-refundable. All transactions are final.
>>118474430
>>118474276
>>118474565
I don't understand
>>118473850
holy shit, i didnt think this was a real thing