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so in japan, is it true that girls check out each other's tits when they are a public bath?
>>118420680
they are in a*
>>118420692
>>118420680
Probably about as common as guys measuring biceps.
>>118420680
I really hope so.
I'm a little girl from Japan. I can confirm that I grab someone's cowtits every time I go to public bath.
>>118420680
So in Japan, is it true that colds kill people?
>>118421019
Yes, and girls don't slap you nor call the cops if you grope them.
Not to mention, those deadly trucks roaming the city, looking for blood...
>>118420680
is it true that whenever you tell somebody you love them, fireworks go off at the same moment and they can't hear you?
>>118420680
Isn't there having compared it?
>>118421406
Only if it's your true love. Fate is trying to give you a trial to prove your unwavering love to your girl.
If you fail, it's over.
>>118420729
You mean balls?
"Wow, man, you sure have big balls. C'mere!"
"kyaaaa"
Is it true that a neckbeard like me can get his own harem if I get out of my room just this once?
What happens if Japanese girl wants to go to onsen but she is on her period? Do they just not baths Ll week?
>>118421662
You mean penis.
What, you never compared each other sizes and had fights with your "swords"?
>>118422057
Thank you. Now I have the strangest boner
Everyone should check for cancer
It's just a courtesy in Japan
>>118420680
Sure.
Also being a pathetic, useless, beta piece of shit with no goals or hobbies will make you a pussy magnet.
>>118421662
I'm not the only one then?
The same happen in the west, girls do compare tits when they're together. I'm sure guys do something similar when they're together.
>>118423465
>I'm sure guys do something similar when they're together
No they don't. The worst that happened to me is my friends were all at my house playing video games and one of them said I looked like a girl and then he raped me with one of those giant exercise balls. I weight 140 lbs and he was 210 lbs of muscle so I stood no chance and just had to take it.
>>118423465
Eh, guys will always joke about it but they're too afraid of appearing gay so it doesnt go to the point of fondling. Exceptions to this in my experience include theatre clubs which get weird fast
Isn't that common everywhere?
European here and I have seen plenty of girls touching each others tits.
>>118424934
That's because theatre kids are straight up gay.
t. Music kid
>>118424848
>>118423465
I did wrestling when I was in high school and all the guys used to pee on each other in the showers.
>>118425003
Yeah, wrestling is also gay.
t. Music kid
>>118420680
Is it true that if you wait long enough at a street corner, a girl with toast in her mouth will run into you and fall in love with you?
>>118423465
Socially active guy here.
Things I've compared with other guys
>bizeps size
>breast muscle size
>cock size
>testicle size
>how high we can jump/how far/how fast we can run/etc a lot of such things
>hand size
>strength of hand grip
a lot of things
guys love to make a competition out of everything
>>118425047
How does it feel like to be gay, anon?
>>118425047
>Gay guy here.
ftfy
>>118425077
>not being gay
What are you, gay or something?
>>118425077
There's nothing gay about that.
Sure. I am gay and I enjoyed those things a lot.
But I never initiated them and that was always done by straight (drunk) guys
Yes.
It is also true in female change rooms in north america.We even compare cute bras.
>>118425096
>not not being gay
Lel you're gay anon.
>>118425114
>females in North America
You're all gross whores anyway, who cares. Probably compare venereal diseases also.
>>118420680
Yup, that's why bisexual and homosexual girls live their life on the easy mode.
>>118425024
Back then I would have argued with you, but in retrospect it was pretty fucking gay.
>>118425115
Only for traps.I want to compare dick size with a trap.
>>118425153
Girls in general live their lives on easy mode. Plus they're all a little bit gay.
>>118425147Mysterious student who transferred from Japan in the 5th grade here.
If that's all you think about though, you're the gross one.
>>118421662
>>118421662
>measuring the size of balls
a-are you a grill?
>>118425198
Well then it's you're lucky day, I'm a trap. Not by choice though. I'm just pretty.
>>118422063
When I was little, we'd have "lightsaber fights"
Essentially, you both pissstanding next to eachother and try to cross the streams while you make the lightsaber clashing noise.
>>118425234
That's the best kind of trap.
>>118425205
Heh... I'm envious.
>thread about girls breasts
>turns into gay trap and penis thread
/a/ you are the gayest board
>>118425247
Well yeah everyone does that.
When I was very very young my parents walked in on my hugging my best friend while he was taking a shit.
Of course they took pictures and never ever let me forget that.
>>118425153
>gay girls live their lives on easy mode
>having lots of straight friends who might be pretend-bi when they're drunk but nothing will ever come of it
>all talk about how hot Ryan fucking Gosling is
Yeah life is peachy, faggot.
>>118425247
Never cross the streams man! You're lucky to be alive
>>118425299
I just grew a beard to cover it up.
It's just the usual fine features and big eyes and lashes and skellington build. A find the beard helps a bit.
...but sometimes I shave it off because I secretly enjoy being pretty.
>>118425247
We had pissing contests in 4th or 5th grade. There was a latrine in the bathroom at school that was like a really long trough and we'd take turns standing on one end seeing who could go the farthest. You got extra points if you made it past the latrine into the adjacent toilet and triple points if you got past the toilet and got into the sink.
Only like one or two people made it into the sink. They got suspended.
>>118425341
I'm the opposite. I have a really square jaw and "handsome" face. The problem is that I'm asian so it's very uncommon. I get requests for photographs whenever I go back to Taiwan.
>>118425311
Oh fuck this reminds me!
We also used to shitrace.
Essentially, it's not about who can shit the fastest. It's all about who can shit the MOST.
This one time me and two of my friends cheated.
We all shat in the same bowl without flushing before the race, then all I had to do was sit down while everyone else groaned and grunted.
Everyone was fucking amazed at the size and we clogged the fucking toilet trying to flush it.
Good times.
do girls ever masturbate together like guys do?
>>118425341
Yeah, I feel like if I took better care of my hair I could be a passable trap.I can't grow a convincing beard ;_;
>>118425438
Do guys actually masturbate together? I thought that was just a myth
Wow, I have not been missing out by being antisocial.
Hometown≠World
>>118425438I have with my best friend when we were teenagers, it was really weird though and neither of us orgasmed.
blogshiiiit
you guys have some weird stories, this was fun
>>118425412
My jaw is my failing point. I have a danish man's jaw so it's manly. But still with a beard it distracts from the eyes and waifishness.
>>118425423
I've never done that. Remember that blind guy on YouTube who had a fetish for men to upload videos of them shitting to him? A bunch of people just grunted and dropped soap in the toilet and uploaded the videos to him as a joke because he was blind and couldn't tell.
>>118425047
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>118425047
That's so damn GAY stuff, anon.
>>118425458
Some do.
And some socially awkward guys will always try
>sit in basement
>play some vidya
>some guy unzip his dick and asks if we mind if he faps real quick
>we don't mind
>he finishes right next to us
>>118425440
It's all about being blonde babe.
Just grab some conditioner.
I've got a Japanese friend and she is obsessed with playing with my hair because it's "soft like a puppy". Good times. It's like reverse gj-bu.
>>118425458
I for sure never did. I think my friends did once but I wasn't there. That's way too weird man. Like in that nozumi Nozomu manga.
>>118425541
I learned how to masturbate in a circlejerk at 12.
>>118425438
Guys masturbate together? I'm a guy and it's the first I hear of it.
>>118425541
>And some socially awkward guys will always try
Jesus Christ am I glad I didn't meet many guys until college, you're freaking weird.
>>118425591
Same. I can't imagine that. Gross.
>>118425438
We've actually contemplated doing it. But then we realized it was gay so stopped. Limp bizkit was a running joke though. It's where a bunch of guys all jack off onto a cookie and the guy who finishes last has to eat the cum cookie.
>>118425555
Japanese girls are easy to get if you have bitchin hair.
Im not even joking, I have a stupid fucking mop but its soft and bouncy and the asian girls cant keep their hands off it.
As long as youre not socially inept it should be easy to talk their underwear off. Oh wait.
>>118425458
Me and a friend of mine would give each other handjobs when we were 11-12. Never did anything like that after that
>>118420680
I'm desensitized to watching it at this point.
>>118425676
No Double Dutch Rudder?
>>118425658
Yeah they're obsessed with blonde hair. It's really funny. Blue eyes too. I selfishly bask in admiration ; I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship but I do enjoy being fawned over.
Not to mention having your hair played with my a girl is quite nice.
>>118425646
>It's where a bunch of guys all jack off onto a cookie and the guy who finishes last has to eat the cum cookie.
I read about that happening in English boarding schools, Stephen Fry wrote about it in his biography I think.
>/soc/ faggots and literal faggots blogging it up
Every time.
>>118425610
I'm a guy and I've never experienced anything remotely close to these stories.
Actually, I had a friend who peed in my trashcan when we were 7 or 8. But even then, I thought that was fucked up. I seriously have no idea what these people are talking about.
>>118425458
>Do guys actually masturbate together?
Wow, thats... gay.
>>118425747
>I had a friend who peed in my trashcan when we were 7 or 8. But even then, I thought that was fucked up.
This made me lol.
You were/are so well adjusted.
>>118425706
Its great when you get your hand up their skirt and their first reaction is to bury their face in your hair.
>>118425747
Okay then.
I was just a tad worried for a minute.
>>118425744
The thread was non-anime from the very beginning.
>>118425658
It's actually rather sad though.
She's really beautiful but being born in Canada she has an obsession with blonde hair and blue eyes and all those sorts of traits. Wishes she could switch.
>>118425823
Here, I'll fix it.
>>118425646
I've heard about something like that but it was with a toast instead of a cookie.
>>118426131
That's 200% gay, man. Who the fuck would agree to that?
>guys actually jack off on cookies and eat them together
>and women are crazy
>>118420680
It happens everywhere
>>118426216
>gays
Ftfy
They also do health checks all the time.
soggy waffle game:
a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen
>>118426303
another example:
Soggy Waffle
This occurs as a result of when bored college students with crude humor (and no beer), and a fresh box of ego's come into play at a social gathering of the masses, a.k.a. a shindig or guy's night, where the participants thus sit around in a circle, or half circle for the more experienced games due to longer projection, and bop the one-eyed weasel whilst cocks are pointed at the specimen, usually a waffle, or a pancake if you like to mess up a good game do to lack of following the instructions, and thus calling the game Soggy Pancake, which is not as funny and we're still wasting time. The gallient players beat their meat until the ejaculant from every player but one has landed upon the waffle making it soggy. The last guy who couldn't "keep it up" must ritually end the game by consuming the waffle at once. And behold, another game commence!
>>118421019
Japan has the highest fatality rate from the common cold after Egypt. Part of the reason for Japan having so many fatalities is that some families report suicides as cold deaths.
>>118426346
Plus asians have a body temperature of about 3C and fall I'll at the drop of a pin.
>>118425301
I guarantee it would have ended up like this on any other board.
>>118425646
That's something guys in the navy do
>>118420680
Not only japan.
When I was in highschool all the girls had to measure their breast at pool trips because bullying. The flat one had to buy drinks to the rest.
>>118426600
That's kinda cute
I see it's a good thing that I don't have any friends.
> this thread
You all niggas need jesus in your lives
>>118426600
Hot
This thread has taught me that sports anime are not as gay as they ccould be
Man, I sure missed out some stuff
>>118425105
Drunk straight guys are gayer than any gay person I've ever met, and I've met gay men who put their penis in my butt.
Since this thread is mostly blogshit now i'll share.
Went to a posh all boys school, every time swimming was finished we'd all go to the showers and while we were getting changed guys would run up and grab each other's arses. We'd also do the towel flick thing.water polo and swimming were pretty much just like Free!
>>118426216
Someone needs to screencap this thread so we can have a male equivalent of that one thread in cgl
of course, why would this trop be so prevalent in anime if it wasn't true?
>>118421406
They also reply "I lovefireworks".
>>118426600
Tell me more already you slut
>>118425646
So THAT'S what Limp Bizkit meansKEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
>>118421795
No, you also have to be stupidly resistant to physical trauma.
>>118426255
Guys.
All males are fucking gay.
>>118428717
>I'm huge fucking faggot please rape my face
Doesn't mean everybody fucking stupid amerifat faggot
>>118428717
Feminist detected.
Just because women get more turned on watching lesbian Porn than Porn with men doesn't mean that men are also entirely gay as a gender.
>>118423465
>I'm sure guys do something similar when they're together.
Contrary to what BL novels would have you believe, most situations involving two or more guys in a body of water do not lead to gay sex.
>>118428809
>>118428815
Every straight man loves a nice femboy cock now and then. This is fact.
>>118428880
Whatever you say, lesbian apologist. Keep on fantasising.
>>118425555
>I've got a Japanese friend and she is obsessed with playing with my hair
A girl I know likes to do the same to me. I have really long hair which I basically never comb or use conditioner for, but people still say it's amazing for some reason. I could never be a trap even if I tried, though.
Where are the moderators?
>>118422057
http://girlschannel.net/topics/121994/
>>118428880
Nigga, I love my feminine dick, but I recognise that shit's queer as fuck.
>>118429053
Nigga do we look like we can read moon?
>captcha oneee
>>118420729
Except human males instinctively compare penises.
>>118426600
This triggers my Onee-chan instincts. I think I'm starting to develop a bullying fetish.
>>118429053
This site looks cute
>>118425034
Why is she eating a toast with period smeared on it?
>>118425034
Okay, I'm new to anime, but can anybody explain to me what the FUCK is up with that breadmouth shit?
>>118429123
Time to introduce the girls over there to our English gaijin ways!
I do wish I could read the link though. I really want to read about what Japaneses do when they period into onsens.
>>118420680
Not to the extent of outright molestation like in your Chinese cartoons, but girls do check out each other's breasts.
>>118429176
>schoolgirl overslept
>needs to get to school ASAP
>breadmouth to school instead of taking the time to sit down and eat breakfast
>>118422063
You now realize that bonobo monkeys do this.
>>118429176
Just fuck off
>>118427617
Implying he didn't hear her, and has been stinging her along the whole time because
>muh manga.
and he can further exploit her without fear of falling out due to break up.
A true S.
>>118429176
It's just a classic visual trope. Every anime uses it semi-ironically now.
>>118428996
Get some freaking conditioner, metal head.
Conditioner makes your hair smell like girl. So you're one step closer to living the dream.
I know man, but dude...!
>>118429028
Busy jacking off to this thread.
