Would you marry Kaoru, /a/?
>>118256710
Of course. What kind of question is that?
But she's already married.
>>118256729
Just checking for any dissenting anons with shit taste.
>>118256762;_;
Yes, but I still resent that the show is encouraging me to marry a 3D whore. That's horrible propganda by the Japanese government.
>>118256710
yes
No, I will not be tricked by the Japanese government.
>>118256854
Well they can't defeat their own 2D.
Was it ever explained why her hair changed color after she married? Did her real-world counterpart just dye her hair and that's why they implemented it into the show, or is it symbolic?
No, and not because of "muh government propaganda"
>>118256854
>>118256910
>>118256933
I'm confused.
only if she quit smoking
>>118256920
Women dye their hair all the time.
Every time I meet my parents for holidays and such, my mom has a different hair color.
>>118256710
And keep her away from her true husbando?
Not even once.
I'm content to watch their happiness from afar.
>>118256854
But it's just going to backfire and encourage people to marry 2D whores.
>>118256956
but he is smoking...SMOKING HOT!
>>118256920
Yeah I thought it was strange too that there was never an explanation.
>>118256710
Get rid of that fang and then we can talk.
The last episode is like a splinter in my heart. It flat out tells me that I will never be truly happy as a loner, but what am I supposed to do? There aren't women who are that kind and kawaii in the real world. My only hope is virtual reality and extremely advanced AI, but I was probably born too early for that. ;___;
>>118257073
>not liking the fang
I could understand not liking the smoking but fuck you for not liking the fang
>>118257073
>Get rid of that fang
m8...
>>118257121
>There aren't women who are that kind and kawaii in the real world.
But, anon...Nevertheless, I know that feeling.
>>118256944
weeaboos
>>118257200
But is it government-funded?
>>118256944
Shitposting.
Unfortunately she is married. I'll go for another qt girl who doesn't understand.
>>118256866
Indeed.
>>118256710
>moe tooth
Na.
Yes, but she's 2D so that would never happen
No. There's someone else I like and it wouldn't be fair.
>>118257818
>>118257882
This doesn't sound like my /a/.
>>118256710
Yes.
>>118256920
She HAS a real-world counterpart?
Yes if she stopped dying her hair.
>>118256854
>not wanting to be legally bound to an understanding, caring, supportive person who also makes your dick feel good
Why are you so fucking gay?
>>118258088
Her hair is died in that picture. She's naturally blonde. Her dad's blonde and if i remember right there was a flashback when she was little and her hair was blonde there as well.
>>118258165
>understanding, caring, supportive person who also makes your dick feel good
But my government doesn't recognize 2D-marriages ;___;
>>118257121
>there arent women that kind and kawaii in the real world
There absolutely are but the sad reality is thatyou don't have the right kind of personality to not scare them away or make them want to stay and there is no easy way to fix that
I don't think my parents would approve, if I don't get married by the time I'm 27 they're going to arrange a wife for me..
>>118258341
>2D
>person
Anon, pls
The show would be much better if the cross-dressing bro was the main character.
>>118258409
>The show would be much better if the cross-dressing bro was the main character.
Said no one ever.
>>118258459
Well, technically he just did say that. You should instead retort with something like
>said no one with good opinions ever
or
>said no one who wasnt a total faggot ever
>>118258346
>There absolutely are
I've seen more evidence for aliens visitng earth than for the myth-enshrouded creature you're speaking of.
>>118256920
The guys dating sim waifu had blonde hair.
She figured it out and decided to dye hers blond for him.
Kawaii.
>>118258535
He has good taste, blondes are love.
>>118258502
Because you're selfish and too busy looking in the wrong spots and not willing to put in the work. Relationships grow over time and they take a lot of work and effort and struggle and pain to get there.
And, again, you scare off decent people by being an asshole or depressing and saying shit like that all the time. No nice person who is happy wants to associate with a pessimistic downer, and if you sound like one people are going to assume you are one.
>>118258614
Blonde master race reporting in
>>118257351
It's interesting that we have two non-understanding qts in one season like this.
>>118258088
hnnnnnnnnnng
>>118258247
Her dad's more of a brunette in the show, but yeah.
>>118256710
>>118256866
>>118257919
So many Kaorus around me...
>>118256977
>>118258652
That sounds like the "you don't experience God's love because you closed your heart" argument. If there are such nice girls, then why can't I see their good qualities from afar? You're kinda putting the cart before the horse when you're suggesting that I first have to be in a loving relationship with someone in order to realize that the person is actually lovable. Surely one is able to love somebody AND be rejected.
>>118258088
Totally would have wild sex with.
>>118258346
I'm not even drawn to the idealized versions of 3D women you see in movies and TV series so I doubt that a regular 3D woman can make me happy.
>>118258346
>There absolutely are
Perhaps somewhere on the planet, there are nice girls. But sadly I live in a degenerate Western country.
>>118258614
Kirino grew up nicely.
>>118258382
>3D
>understanding, caring, supportive
Anon, please.
>>118259178
>>118256710
The real question is would Kaoru agree to marry anyone from /a/?and if so then why would she do that to herself?
>>118256956
>Few years later
> She is dying of Lung Cancer.
> Brought to you by Japanese Ministry of Health
>>118259323
Do you even watch the show?
Of course I would.
She's a perfect waifu. Flawed, but still beautiful and cute.
![[HorribleSubs] Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.23_[2014.11.04_21.52.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/onZLOLN.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.23_[2014.11.04_21.52.21].jpg")
>tfw no qt chain-smoking alcoholic wife who gets embarrassed at stuff
>>118259397
Yes, and Hajime is too ripped to be someone from /a/.
not to mention the fact he's genuinely Japanese.
Daily reminder that I'm a pure /a/lpha who will NTR all the beta anons and steal their cute, caring 3D wives from them.
Make dealings weeaboo nerds.
What am I doing with my life? This week's episode wrecked me. At least I feel closer to Yukarin now.
http://a.pomf.se/gwqksc.mp3
>>118259397
To be fair, Hajime can cook, /fit/, and hold down a decent job.
>>118259420
>>118259420
It's a terrible feel.
>>118259471
There are a lot of /a/nons that take care of their bodies and work out. Do you not want to look good for your waifu?
I will never marry anyone because unfortunately I'm ugly as sin, and I'm not going to be somebody's last option. I'll continue to spend time working on my personality, staying /fit/ and whatever else, but life doesn't work like muh animes.
I've already confirmed that I'm as stubborn as they come, so I doubt I'll cave at any point.
>>118259541
Personally, I've resigned to fucking escorts.
It feels strangely good when you pay them for a girlfriend experience and they pretend to be into you.
>>118259541
You're probably better looking than you think. Stop having low self-esteem.
Is that what marriage is like? I'll never know.
>>118259569
>touching 3d
That's gross anon.
>>118259569
The crushing despair after they leave has to hurt though.
>>118259593
It isn't.
She cheats on you and then steals your money.
>>118259594
Sex feels good.
>>118259604
Not really.
>Final episode shows Korea invading and taking all the women for themselves while the words YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS flash over and over again
>>118259569
How does it feel that the escorts may be hotter than you, more popular than you, have more friends than you, but at the end of the day, you have more MONEY and that in the Western world means you are superior to them in every way, shape, and form, and you're technically ahead of them in their worthless consumerist rat race.
Don't ever think yourself as inferior to an escort.
They're literally human trash.
>>118259655
Man, I don't care about that crap.
I pay them, they provide me a good service and that's all there is to it.
>>118259577
I don't have low self-esteem though, I'm pretty proud of who I am currently which is why I find it hard to drop the standards I expect from a partner. I'm pretty intelligent, confident, outgoing and whatever else.
>>118259569
Can't say that appeals to me, but my sex drive has never been that high so it's probably easier for me to deal with.
>tfw you will never marry or have sex because you are too scared of divorce or rape accusations because of militant anti-man feminism
>>118259420
You missed the best part: alcoholic wife who turns into a sex maniac when drunk
>>118259569
>escorts
So, uh, have a couple grand spare you could throw into a PayPal account for me?
>>118259752
But I don't want to be raped ten times within a second.
If you have enough confidence to act like an escort's boyfriend, then why don't you just try to apply it to actual people?
>>118258165
A modern western woman is only good for the latter. Go Asian, Muslim, maybe hardline Christian, or bust. Women only marry for themselves these days. Don't even live with a woman if you can avoid it, particularly in Europe or Canada.
>>118259850
>So, uh, have a couple grand spare you could throw into a PayPal account for me?
Oh anon, I'm not talking extremely high-class escorts.
Mid-range is what it's all about.
>>118259900
I don't think you understand how it works.
You don't act like their boyfriend, they act like your girlfriend.
>>118259850
>But I don't want to be raped ten times within a second.
Relax anon, that's impossible. This phrase is just the password to get your total compliance to what's going to happen, specifically taylored so you can't accidentally refuse
>>118259900
With an escort you are paying someone for an experience where they make you feel good.
The experience isn't even remotely the same with a woman or girlfriend. Dating is essentially convincing a girl you are worth their time. If you're looking for sex it's not too bad and even the clumsiest most awkward cunt will get it in the end but anything longer it's just a world of hurt. All women know men want them, and men know it too, and have to fight for it. Escorts skip the fighting.
Do you think someone you're paying will complain you're not confident enough? Or about anything you do that isn't outright awful?
>>118260076
I think if I had enough money for escorts, I would just resort to buyfagging for merchandise and technology. Material things will last much longer and make you happier in the long run than a fleeting experience of a fake girlfriend for a night.
>>118260076
Escorts sound awesome, but I wonder how good the average escort's acting is. I would feel uncomfortable if it's totally obvious the entire time that she is not into me at all but forces herself to be nice for the money. Of course I know that this is what is happening, but if she acts good enough, then my suspension of disbelief can do the rest and I would've a good time.
But since I'm constantly broke it doesn't really matter anyway.
If somehow I ever get married and have kids, I'd probably make Gendo look like father of the year.
>>118260356
>and make you happier in the long run
Nah dude. I used to think that too, but it's not true. What you remember are the experiences you made. All that other stuff just turns into garbage sooner or later. These days, I spend all my money for good experiences rather than material things and I feel much better. A nice massage; visiting and amusement park; a short vacation with the car; visiting folk festivals or markets or conventions - it's totally worth it.
>>118256710
>no kaoru of my own
>>118260512
But he actually is the father of the year.
Would you marry a fem/a/non, /a/?
>>118260558
Yeah but he was talking about escorts exclusively.
>>118260558
Listen to this anon.
>>118260753
Hahahah. Good one.
>>118257252
No, it isn't. It's just some "funny" meme that a surprising amount of idiots took seriously.
>>118260915
Yes, it's just a meme. Listen to this man.
>>118260915
Ah, got it.
>>118260993
I would vote for him. He's better than any politician in my country and he shoves cute married couples down our throat so I'm happy with that.
I would but she's already married. Its like wanting Caster but you know you don't want to because she already has Kuzuki.
>>118256710
B-But she's already married.
>>118260753
God forbid if I ever do get married I want it to be with someone who isn't into anime.
>>118261060
>>118261091
I know, I know. But we can dream.
>>118260558
I've done all those things. I find it boring. I'd rather just shitpost on /a/.
>>118261162
>marry someone who inst into anime, doesn't even know what that is
sounds like a nightmare
>>118261565
If I ever leave the ghetto I'm not going to bring the ghetto with me, if that makes any sense.
>>118261652
>not wanting to blanda up with Kaoru
>>118261652
Oh sorry, just reread your post, I misread it the first time,
>>118258652
Young kid raised on feminism detected.
That's not how women in western countries are. There is no selfless women left there because being a gold digging slut or an hedonistic shut in is the only choices they care for anymore.
>>118261652
Busta, /a/ 4 lyfe
>>118258818
>why cant i see their good qualities from afar
Because you are looking in the wrong place. You're expecting to find a perfect ojou-sama-hime-imouto when this is real life and you don't live in Japan. Real people have more depth than that, and part of that depth is pretty often being an aloof, stand-offish person to a larger audience but a really great person to people they are close to (there's actually evidence to support this argument, look up Milgram Experiment and related experiments).
>suggesting that I first have to be in a loving relationship with someone in order to realize that the person is actually lovable
I said nothing of the kind. I said building a great relationship takes effort. You can turn a shitty relationship into a functioning one or a good relationship into an ideal one with effort.
You also entirely missed the point where your shitty, negative attitude drives decent people away. Nice, happy people do not like to associate with pessimistic assholes because it's socially draining to put up with your shit. It's one of the reason why "victims" and people with persecution complexes don't get any sympathy and why people who are visibly struggling but do their best to stay strong get tons of sympathy and help.
The biggest problem is that people who think and act like you and this idiot >>118259907
are too dumb to realize that your attitudes are the problem. Your fear of interacting with people or the illogical, douche-baggey insistence that all women (or women of a particular brand) are all bad is why you can't get a qt 3D gf to do nice things to your penis and even nicer things to yourheartAnd that's the worst part, is that you don't realize YOU are the reason no good women are in your life.
>>118260753
Holy fuck no.
That's the worst decision you can make in life.
>>118261652
What genre you claim nigga?
>>118261833
That's great femanon, please fuck off now.
>>118260753
No because that probably means they're as cynical as I am and that is not good.
>>118259369
it's ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare
seriously, was it made for japanese women and "subtly" telling them they should lower their standards?
>>118262057
>only women think about women
This is the shit I'm talking about, you giant faggot. I'm a fucking guy, and there's a reason I'm happily married to a great woman. If I listened to you idiots, it's obviously because I'm a total asshole with a nice car and loads of money, nice guys finish last amirite guys?
>>118262135
No, it was made for Japanese men "subtly" telling them to marry and make kids.
>>118262173
You're just a future cuck in the making and a beta provider.
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>>118259471
What percentage of /fit/ people do you think don't go on /a/?
>>118261833
>You're expecting to find a perfect ojou-sama-hime-imouto when this is real life and you don't live in Japan.
I'm not expecting to find anybody. As I said, I have yet to see any evidence that there are such nice girls. I don't necessarily have to meet them personally. Even a recording of them would be enough. But I don't see lovable girls. The more I see a 3D girl or get to know her, the more she disgusts me. As long as they shut up and just stand around, I can at least imagine that there is a kind soul behind the facade, but when they do something that reveals their personality, I'm appalled. Only fantasies live up to my standards. I obviously have expectations these 3D whores can't satisfy.
>I said building a great relationship takes effort.
But first there has to be somebody you WANT a great relationship with. Climbing Everest also takes effort, but if you don't care about standing on Everest's summit to begin with, then why bother?
>your shitty, negative attitude drives decent people away
I'm not telling 3D people the things I'm telling you. I'm only honest when I'm online.
>>118262193
same thing.
you know, there's a lot of unattractive women in japan that are lonely
>>118262430
Japanese women in general are very unattractive.
>>118262193
>>118262135
I think it's both. The show is basically telling you "Hey it's ok when you don't find somebody who is perfect for you. You don't want to die alone, do you? So find a husband/wife as soon as possible! Doesn't matter if he is a loser of if she doesn't really get you."
>>118262461
At least they look good on JAV covers.
>>118262173
>I'm happily married to a great woman
You're not fooling anybody. Not even yourself. Otherwise, some comments from /a/nons wouldn't cause you to have an emotional outburst.
>>118262461
Sad but true. Koreans have the best women.
>>118262466
I think more of the point is to find someone who you are happy with.
Your post overlooks the fact that they love each other, and do get each other, and makes it seem as though their marriage is an unhappy one where' they're only together not to be alone.
>>118262613
Well, the last episode kinda made it seem that way, didn't it?
>>118262608
You mean Taiwan, Korean women are literally plastic.
>>118256710
No thank you Japanese government, I will not be a wage slave. I will live with my 2D waifu thank you very much.
>>118262608
It's all surgery anon.
From my experience going to a school with a majority asian population, Filipina girls are the cutest. Not the brown ones, of course.
Also there was one girl who was filipina and japanese mixed, and she was really cute.
>>118262608
You do realize that many of those Korean women wouldn't look as gud if they hadn't taken plastic surgery in the past, right?
>>118262717
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1376&bih=694&q=taiwan+girls+before+and+after+makeup&oq=taiwan+girls+before+and+after+makeup&gs_l=img.3..0.554.554.0.773.1.1.0.0.0.0.75.75.1.1.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.60.img..0.1.74.xpIDpfp0t_Y
Janitors should delete this thread. It turned out into 3DPD discussion with a hint of /r9k/ and /pol/
Why you faggots can't enjoy a fucking show instead of turning it into a blogfest?
I think vietnamese are cutest asians.
>>118262461
>>118262608
>>118262717
Most women in all of these countries are unattractive. Like everywhere else. This is why we celebrate 2D, remember?
>>118261833
Although I agree with most of your stuff, you refuse to acknowledge there's a real problem for the taste of the average poster here: The process of developing something worthwhile is usually made through wasteful spending of money and time, unbearably boring small talk and forcing yourself to care about someone that you really (still) don't.
I'm always in favor of simply getting female friends and let something develop over time. Worked wonders for the awkward shut-ins that I know (including me).
>>118262720
NEET master race detected.
>>118256710
>Desperate girl in her mid twenties working a dead end job who is also an alcoholic smoker.
No thank you, I can do better.
>>118256710
A girl like that would never marry me and girls like that doesn't exist, just like my waifu but my waifu is better.
>>118262860
Of course, but all things are relative.
just picked this up. is his wife supposed to be ugly?
>>118262930
No, shes an anime. Animes aren't ugly.
>>118262905
I think it's beautiful in a way.
>>118262826
You can only go so far with a 3 minutes show.
>>118262826
When did this "blogging" accusation start on /a/?
In the past tangents like this happened all the time and the word blogging wasn't thrown around so much, people just had fun. Maybe I can find out from the archive.
>>118262930
Average I assume. Maybe in the same way Tomoko is, but if they were actually average or ugly no one would watch the show.
>>118262981
>>118262952
no, I mean is she a character whose ugliness is implied by the story, kind of like Tomoko. she seems that way because of the snaggletooth and the small black pupils.
>>118262826
OP here, let's give it a chance, it's coming back around.
>>118262905
Alcoholic no, smoking addict, yes. Job, there's nothing to say it's dead-end.
And really she's sweet and cute, so fuck the rest.
>>118262930
>is his wife supposed to be ugly?
Anon what could ever give you that impression?
>>118262826
Every thread about this show is like this. Relax.
>>118263017
I haven't seen any implications like that in the story.
>>118262981
>When did this "blogging" accusation start on /a/?
When tryhard autists decided that they're /a/'s official thought-police.
They're the same ones who get incredibly assmad about the latest ebin maymays and redirect anyone using them to other boards, until too many /a/nons start using them and the autists give up.
>>118263030
Wasn't she a cashier at a sushi place? That seems pretty dead end to me.
>>118261652
>>118263158
She was, but she's in an office now.
Why didn't they cover the other side of the coin with this propaganda?
The divorce and bullshit?
>>118263281
What's love plus?
>>118263377
2D waifu.
>>118260753
>>118263281
Nigga let me tell you about Love PlusRinko best girl
Is there a version of this comic that wasn't drawn on a napkin?
>>118263281
Tried to get into it, but wasn't too engaging. I think the shitty screen and system and everything made it so unengaging.
I wish there was a real waifu simulator. One where you could customize her personality and looks and everything and just live with her as husband and wife and do husband and wife things. I guess that's somewhat possible with The Sims, but the sims is ugly and western, and the games are getting shittier.
>>118263377
NDS waifu simulator
also theres one for the 3DS
>>118263446
The "Japan" at the left of the screen kills me
>>118263504
Maybe I'll try the game again, if it really gets this good.
>>118263504
It's just like my real relationships!
>>118263504
>>118263618
>>118263623
>>118263632
There's actually another capture of one guy telling us how the game makes him break down or some shit. I don't have it though.
>>118263586
>I wish there was a real waifu simulator. One where you could customize her personality and looks and everything and just live with her as husband and wife and do husband and wife things.
>mfw this becomes possible in a few years and anons everywhere drive their waifus away anyway
>>118263504
This is Rinko btw. She is best girl.
>>118263672
Imagine it. Love Plus, with the Oculus Rift.
>>118263672
Can't wait to NTR /a/nons and steal their waifus.
And it won't be with some bullshit mindbreak or drugs, the waifus will consciously choose me as a better male.
