Christmas soon.
Remember to hold your waifus close.
>>117782211
you do realize your waifu is fictional and nontangable so unless you are sad enough to have her in pillow form you can never hold your waifu
>>117782211
And you penis closer!
>tfw soon I'll technically be able to do just that.
>>117782211
Is that some kind of screen cover or a wacky sort of "infinity pool" TV?
>>117782920
its just a towel
>>117782762
D-Don't do it anon!
![3843358-anderson[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JottOxe.png "3843358-anderson[1].png")
>>117782211
>Christmas... without someone to l ove, it's just another day
The day on which our Lord and Savior was born, you ungrateful little twat.
Heathen/10, would not waifu
>>117782211
Fuck off cunt, waifus are for faggots and Christmas is a family holiday, no matter what those yellow KFC-loving island monkeys try to tell you.
Coming to /a/ is one of the things I only look forward to doing on Xmas day.
>>117783268
Cumming to /a/ of the only things I look forward to doing on every day.
>>117782211
Who is this spunk monk?
>>117784775
the biggest cuck in Japan
>>117782211
I will.
I have to make up for the christmas holidaypathetically spent whimpering on the sofa in foetal position with chocolate ice cream and alcohol of last year.
This year, we'll be together and try to have a happy christmas like we used to again.
I have to work on Christmas because I work for Indians and they don't believe in it
I did get an entire week off for Diwali though
>>117786691
I hope you are not a boy.
>>117783217
Sounds right up your alley.
>>117787053Yes i am a boy.No, i'm really not usually sensitive or emotional, quite the contrary actually, but everyone has a breaking point.My waifu getting harmed was it.
>>117787318
You let your waifu get hurt?
That's low man, she deserves better than you.
>>117788063
I wish I could have done something about it, and I'm the first to admit that I didn't support her as much as I should have, and I deeply regret it.
But despite everything, I never gave up or abandoned her. I can't change the past, but at least I can try to make the future as bright as possible, which I fully intend to do.
>>117789036
>But despite everything, I never gave up or abandoned her.
>Implying she deserved these things, but out of the goodness of your heart you stayed with her.
She sure is lucky to have a guy like you, anon.
>>117782211
Will do, OP-kun
>>117782762
Why do people need to take preparations of committing suicide?
Just jump off a 10+ story building, there's no way you will survive. Who cares about the pain because it'll be over in a few seconds.
>>117790343
>Just jump off a 10+ story building, there's no way you will survive.
Not true. There have been people who have leaped off of structures like the Golden Gate Bridge who survived initial impact. Depending on how and where you land, you can very much survive with a capacity to feel pain.
>>117790078
youre waifus is a man
>>117790494
He's a girl when he wears a skirt
>>117790010
Fuck, that's not what I meant at all. That came out wrong.
I know she deserves better than me and what I meant to say was that I can't fix my past mistakes but I can at least try to make things better in the future.
>>117783062
Oh shit, you're right! Why the hell did she put a towel there?
>>117783212
Jesus is the reason for the season.
Jesus is the best waifu of them all.
>>117790343
>Just jump off a 10+ story building, there's no way you will survive.
But you would make so much mess and trouble to everybody around.
Not him, but is there a way to suicide with 100% chance that doesn't include pain and smashing your body? I heard that you can no longer do this will helium because they add oxygen to it.
>>117783217
Nigga that's my waifu. Always stealing these niggers.
>>117790728
There's always the car engine running in a non-ventilated garage. Physician assisted suicide is only legal in a small number of states, so I'm not sure if that's an option for you. You could also take massive amounts of alcohol and sleeping pills combined.
Is Christmas just another Valentine's Day to Japs? They don't even have to worry about all of the headaches of travel to get together with family because no one lives outside of Tokyo or Osaka, and those cities are only hours away by bullet train.
>>117790799
I think New Years is their family holiday
>>117790789
>Physician assisted suicide is only legal in a small number of states.
I didn't know this was a thing. But I'm not American anyway.
I don't have a car nor garage, so last option sounds best.
Well, it's not like I'm going to kill myself anytime soon, but good to know that.
>>117782435
Then it's a good think I have a daki of her.
![[HT] Hidamari Sketch x Honeycomb 11 (1080p,Blu-ray,AAC) [D5EC43BA].mkv_snapshot_14.48_[2013.11.17_23.37.06].png](https://i.imgur.com/39jugEp.jpg "[HT] Hidamari Sketch x Honeycomb 11 (1080p,Blu-ray,AAC) [D5EC43BA].mkv_snapshot_14.48_[2013.11.17_23.37.06].png")
>>117782435
>sad
She makes me happier that I had ever been. Nothing better than falling asleep together, cuddling on a cold winter night.
>>117790927
Just a warning, if you're going to use the last method, then be sure to check what the typical amount of alcohol blood levels to body weights are and factor that into how much you drink. Make sure to go overboard as much as possible to ensure it's a one way ticket.
If there are any tall buildings of at least 25-30 stories around, if you can ensure you fall and land neck or head first, it will be an instant death. The same can be accomplished with a gun if you aim for the hindbrain. Don't do under the chin or through the temples. Always in the mouth.
>>117790927
Just hook yourself up to a helium tank.
>>117782435
>nontangable
you're way dumber than you think you are
>>117791346
See >>117790728
It doesn't work anymore, because they add oxygen to tanks.
>>117791141
But won't I just puke everything out?
When I drink enough to have significant problems with balance and go to sleep, I usually wake up after few minutes and puke.
>>117790445
Isn't survival chance really low though? And the people who do survive usually drown.
>>117782762
>>117783121
>>117790343
Wow, my first thought was the guy is buying a daki, not that.
