>Wake-up
>No Saber thread
The king will only forgive you if you cook her a nice meal.
>>117774568
I'm a man. Men don't cook.
inb4 shills
>>117774568
I don't like you so go starve to death
>>117774637
Meanwhile top chefs across the universe are all male
Anybody made contact yet?
>>117774722
>across the universe
Typical earthling, thinking his little spec of dirt is the only thing relevant in the universe
>>117774637
I'm a chef and every decent chef or cook I've ever worked with has been a man.
Women are a fucking travesty in the kitchen.
>>117774684
Disgusting.
>>117774722
>>117774800
I'm not talking about being chefs/cooking as a profession m8s.
>>117774825
Somebody wants us to hate blacks
>>117774790
We're definitely not the only lifeforms here.We're just the only ones that matter.
>>117774941
A large majority of those posts are from Rugg, the jiggaboo poster, to stir up trouble.
>>117774941
>somebody wants us to hate blacks
you need a reason to hate them?
Give her food.
>>117775018
I'd believe you, except you're wrong. This is not just happening to /a/. All this spam can't possibly be from a single person. It's organized.
>>117775085
Fuckoff shill.
Bitch I don't cook anything for anybody she can make ME some food!
>>117775230
>shill.
Is this some new meme? Since when is racism something that costs money?
>>117775264
Since when has /pol/ tier cancer been tolerated on /a/?
>lol just accept it guys it's normal you don't want to be like tumblr do you?
No. This is being forced on the board, and it's fucking bullshit.
>Giving your waifu food
>ever
If you treat your waifu like she is important your involuntarily inviting her to walk all over you and treat you like shit because ''she's special''. If you want to hang on to a woman, treat her like shit, trust me I know this stuff, my dad is Aphrodite.
>>117775459
I don't like black guys but I hate the /pol/ tier shitposting even more
>>117775459
I don't disagree with that, I was just confused about the use of 'shill'.
>>117775527
>>117775528
see>
>>117774684
>>117774941
This shit came out of NOWHERE onto /a/. And it's stayed. And it's evolved. Somebody who had zero knowledge of the board came here with the intention to spam negro cuck, and they're learning as they go.
>>117774568
Very well.
>>117775830
>Potatoes
>>117775830
Gawain a pretentious douche, posting superior male saber.
>>117774568
I make a mean pot of spaghetti.
>>117775962
>proto saber
>superior to the mighty and handsome Sir Gawain
Your taste is horrifyingly bad as usual nameless coward.
>>117775962
female Shirou / male Saber might have worked better, actually. As disgusted as I am with this imposter.
>>117776031
That's no way to speak to your uncle, you shameless ripoff.
>>117776031
Gawain isn't even the best knight.
>>117776191
Those designs are terrible.
>>117774568
>>117774825
I WANT TO GIVE SABER A QUICK KISS ON HER CHEEK TO MAKE HER ALL FLUSTERED AND UPSET, THEN TELL HER SHE'S CUTE WHEN SHE'S UPSET SO SHE CAN GET EVEN MORE UPSET BUT ALSO BLUSH A LITTLE.
I WANT TO BULLY MY KING.
>>117776161
Why should I, Sir Gawain be intimidated by a mare imposter. Begone from my presence and do not sully my kingship's thread with your lies.
>>117776232
Some kid made that on their PC by themselves.
>>117776347
>Gawain calling others imposter.
How's the TOTALLY OC DO NOT STEAL sword going for you?
>>117776435
Quite well actually,I used it on that wench of a woman you call your mother recently, She seemed pleasured by it greatly then again, all disgusting harlots are since they all bend over and beg for my blade. Another day in the life of Sir Gawain.
>>117776435
There is no rule that a fake cannot defeat the original.
![photo_about_auguste-300x291[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qoj3V5s.jpg "photo_about_auguste-300x291[1].jpg")
>>117774637
>Men don't cook.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the culinary arts, you little Prussian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Le Restaurant Française in Nice, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret cook-offs, and I have over 300 confirmed recipes. I am trained in gorilla cuisine and I’m the top patissier in the entire French army. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will tickle your tastebuds with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hotel owners across Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, andouilette. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your appetite. You’re fed dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can grill chicken in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in rôtisserie, but I have access to the entire corpus of French culinary tradition and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable appetite off the face of the continent, you little cretin. If only you could have known what delicious retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will eat it. You’re fucking fed, kiddo.
>>117774568
It looks like she's presenting me her chamber pot.
>>117776678
never change /a/
>>117774637
>Men don't cook
Next thing you say is that men don't design girly clothes, right?
Seibah thread?
>>117774637
you're wrong. men DO cook. real MEN cook.
wanna know why most of the master chefs are men? women have shit taste, literally.women also drink gallons of cum, their tasting buds are geared that way.
>>117774568
Saber has been absolutely magnificent all of UBW so far. Where Zero failed to do so, UBW has made me realize once again why I like her character so much.
>>117776666
top (kek) chef
>>117777224
>liking saber
what is there to like about her?
>>117777317
She's badass, cute, helpful, loyal, and kind. What more could you ask for?
>>117777224
It's the opposite for me. I liked her better in Zero.
>>117777317
What is there to not like about her?
You dedicated hatebase folk are a relatively new breed here. Before 2012 there wasnt anyone shitposting as loudly as you.
>>117777493
Why? All she does is get bullied and jobs.
>>117777514
There is so little quality content on /a/ that the cancer just drifts into these threads to troll
>>117777992
How come she wears a long ass dress in battle? Not really conventional battle wear.
>>117778048
I've wondered this too. It's one thing I dislike about her character design.
>>117777463
>She's badass,
not really, just a hardass. she loses every fight
>cute,
I don't find her plain
>helpful,
her help isn't worth much tough
>loyal,
not for long.
>and kind.
as long as you share her ideals.
>>117777514
I hate her for what she is, sorry to disappoint. rest assured, I'm not here to shit up the thread, you can move on.
>>117778116
>I'm not here to shit up the thread
We'll soon see if that's true
>>117778048
>>117778099
Terrible outfit for battle
Not enough armor covers her body
Huge fucking gauntlets for no reason
Shoulder and upper arms are exposed as fuck
Thighs and hips do not have protection
Neck is exposed as well
I swear some people make shit to look cool and forget if the armor will protect and function normally.
>>117778116
>not a badass
She holds her own in fights against titans despite being weak because "her legend isn't that famouswhich is total BS". Not only that, but purely under her own steam when Shirou couldn't give her mana.
>help not worth much
Considering she basically won the 4th grail war, and characters littered in the 4th and 5th only survived thanks to her, I'd say her help is worth a lot.
>not loyal
Her duty is to her subjects anyway.
>only kind if you share her ideals
I doubt every single one of her subjects shared her ideals but she still laid down her life for them, and treated her enemies with respect. Her ideals are the right ones to share anyway, so there shouldn't be a problem.
>>117778116
>she loses every fight
But she doesn't.
>her help isn't worth much though
But it is.
>not for long
She's still loyal to Shirou even when Rin is her master
>as long as you share her ideals
She's kind to everyone that doesn't treat her like shit like Gil, Rider, and Kerry.
>>117778412
>>117778427
>>117778370
>I swear some people make shit to look cool and forget if the armor will protect and function normally.
It's magic.
>>117778530
Terrible lazy excuse by the creators.
>>117778657
And there's nothing you can do about it.
>>117778521
Will you cosplay as Saber for me?
>>117778678
>Taking bait
If you ignore them, they'll go away
>>117778678
I will complain on the internet and you can't stop me!
>>117778711
>Bait
Dude, it's true that the armor is shit that doesn't protect enough of her body. Wearing a poofy dress into battle doesn't help either. The dress is fine for normal wear but looks silly for fighting.
>>117778690
You are the first person to request that. Sorry, /a/nonymous, but I have to decline.
>>117778752
>it's not bait, I swear!
>summoning saber in real life
>No meat in the freezer
>Nothing to cook real broth with
>Only potatos and cream cheese in the fridge
I want to be hungey :/
And eat delicious christmas food.
>>117778755
Come on. I'll even pay for the clothes and cook for you.
>>117778847
>>117778920
I cook well enough myself, /a/nonymous, though I appreciate the offer.
>>117778920
>>>/out/ with you, beta orbiter
>>117779077
I will find a way to make you change your mind. I won't give up.
>>117779101
/r9k/ please.
>>117779283
What the shit is with you cunts? First the cuck spamming and now posting genitals.
>>117779258
I doubt that. I do not understand the appeal of having me dress up as Saber. I do not resemble her and I am not attractive.
>>117779339
Sorry, I'm just having a giggle at femanon's expense. Don't know where the cuck spam is coming from.
>>117779379
>I am not attractive.
To me, Saber is not about her attraction. That is not the first priority when I think of her. I think of her charm, personality, interesting point of views. Having someone you love for so many years, I'm sure you can embody those traits of her.
>>117779514
>To me, Saber is not about her attraction.
An interesting subject. I, for example, consider what my relationship to Saber will be when I'm an old man. If it is purely adolescent or superficial, then I would have to eternally project myself as a youth, or would have to justify a creepy relationship. Neither option is appealing
