You're waifu is posted, you do 50 squats and 50 pushups.
>>117329781
And if I post your waifu, you lick my anus clean.
>>117329781
Said it before, will say it again
Good fucking luck faggots
>>117329781
This is like telling your imaginary stuffed bear to do pushups
Have no waifu, will not exercise.
>>117329908
Get going, tubby.
suicide if I couldn't do trivial shit like this I wouldn't be worthy
>he doesn't want to be fit for his waifu
Why is it always such an easy task? Make it something hard for once. 100 pullups would probably be hell for a lot of /a/.
>>117330364
That'd be hell if only because I'd have to actually look for a place that I can do pull ups.
Lets see if you can make me do it this time, niggers.
>>117330451
I've always had a pull up bar, one built it the house as a kid and a removable door frame one now. Sometimes I forget some people don't.
>Starting the thread with a cluster bomb
That's now how it works you little shit
Post as many nukes as you want, you'll never post my waifu.
>>117329781
I'm already to do 34 pushupsthanks to /fit/.So I guess I will add that to the total.
>>117331919
I don't want this
>>117332181
No, you asshole.
>>117332229
Do it faggot.
why can't I do a squat without falling over
>>117332334
Because you're probably doing it wrong.
>>117332334
straight back, feet shoulder width apart.
faggot
>>117329781
How would A cause B?
>>117332334
Maybe you're just really fucking retarded
>>117329781
>LAUNCH DETECTED
I'm going to pretend that you said, "If your waifu is posted, go to bed." then pretend that my waifu was posted.
Good night.
>>117332814
>>117332887
When I first tried to squat a barbell, I had trouble keeping my balance.
I can imagine someone who has a ridiculously weak body having trouble with a normal one for the first two weeks or so.
>>117333017
i use this old hiking backpack frame and i strap loads of gallon jugs to it or sandbags for my squats. slightly cheaper than going to the gym
>tfw nobody ever posts my waifu in these threads
I don't know weather to be happy or sad
>>117333470
>doesn't post any kind of hint and complains when no one guesses who it is from nothing
>>117333470
I know I'm happy about it.
It means she's not a slut like all the pleb waifus everyone knows and faps to.
>>117333599
There is a shit-ton of porn on her, just that nobody ever posts her.
Come on /a/ i wanna do some exercise, post my waifu i dare you
>>117333654
The only thing I can think of then is that she's so 'popular' nobody thinks there'd be anyone who would waifu her.Is Lion a waifu?
>>117333599
>you are a tralalalalalalalalalalala faggot!
>>117333560
It must be the first time someone ever posts my waifu in this thread.
>>117333856
My waifu isn't a slut thoughp-pic related
>>117329781
How about holding a horse stance for fifty minutes and doing fifty pullups?
>>117334348
The internet keeps telling me otherwise.
>>117334476
She's pure inside, she just can't upset people by turning them down.
>>117334337
And done, I'd say it took me like 7 minutes considering that I was drinking a coffee.
Thanks for the workout and see you all next thread.
Time to put down some anons withfantastic taste
Alright, time to hit some anons with this.
>>117335414
That's my fapfu, it doesn't count.
