Mami has been worried about her weight recently. Do you have any words of encouragement for her?
>>/fit/
>>115956645
>not ready the sticky
Keep eating
sex
I'll give her some encouragement *unzips dick*
Cut back on the keki
>>115956957
>*unzips dick*
Im terrified but turned on nonetheless
>>115956826
>ready
>>115956606
read the sticky
take up some form of cardio
weight training won't make you look gross, working out chest muscles will help support your fat, sagging tits you fucking cow and makes them look considerably nicer
squats for dat asswe're all gonna make it
>>115957128
What if she does ss+gomad?
>>115956606
She is in the part were that chubby looks good so I have no words of encouragement for her. I'll tell her she looks perfect like this.
>>115956606
Whatever she's doing she is definitely doing it right.
Homura > Madoka > Kyoko > Mami > Sayaka
>>115957486
w-were did that milk come from..?
>>115957539
Are you illiterate? It says right on the bottle.
>>115957615
O-oh. Does it taste like her?
>>115956606
She shouldn't lose her head over it, she's perfect as she is.
>>115957536
Not quite. Let's go from greatest to least.
>>115957536
Madoka=Sayaka=Homura=Mami=Kyouko
FTFY
>>115957536
Mami > Homura > Madoka > Kyouko > Sayaka
>>115957219
I'm sure Mami already does /ss/.
>>115957848
>>115957486
I would drink anything from Mami.
I want to grab Mami's squishy stomach!
>>115957888
Homura+Madoka+Mami+Sayaka+Kyouko
FTFY
Obligatory pic in any Mami thread.
>>115957848
>>115957917
Mami is mentally weak and only good for her boobs.
Cut down that sugary tea. And start vomiting more you far whale. I sometimes want to make soap out of you after I harpoon that poon.
>>115958014
>mentally weak
>a bad thing
>>115958193
>mentally weak to the point of killing people who are close to her during a panic attack
>a good thing
>>115958234
>not wanting to take gun from her hand while comforting her and whispering that everything is daijobu
>>115958234
That scene was glorious. Mami did nothing wrong.
>>115958323
>implying you're capable enough to disarm a mahou shoujo
>>115957848
>>115957938
>>115958019
>>115958075
>>115958164
man these are great
maybe i should masturbate
What happens when Mami tries to put on jeans?
>>115958360
>implying these liches are girls
They are undead abominations, not your waifu.
>>115958360
>implying I don't self-insert as Alucard
>>115958542
>putting jeans, on breasts
I don't follow.
>>115958607
That's pretty sad.
I know how you can at least lose eight of those pounds.
>>115958646
How? You realize that's exactly how you get laid, right?
>>115958505
good idea, I'll masturbate as well!
>>115958234
>purging the weak
>a bad thing
>>115958505
>>115958753
I'm masturbating to you masturbating.
>>115958730
By pretending to be an anime character who can save his mind broken anime waifu?
>>115958753
>>115958853
good luck, i'm masturbating to mami!
>>115956606
I advice her not to lose her head.
>>115958846
But she ended up being purged herself.
>>115958986
Purge and be purged, the eternal law of the cosmos. And the soviet union.
>>115958914
Pretend you're larger than life and you will eventually become so. Cogito ergo sum, fool. I'm not even using it right.
>>115958986
It was for the greater good ;_;7
>>115956606
na that aint me
>>115958967
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>115959039
I'm pretty sure self inserting only drives you in the opposite direction.
>mami and kyoko die in every timeline
>sayaka becomes a witch in every timeline
Man... ;__;
>>115959107
So you weren't criticizing me for having the nerve to compare myself to the original vampire but you were questioning the act of fantasy itself? So you're just new here. Got it.
>>115959203
>thinking self insert faggots are faggots means I'm new
Don't you have a SAO thread to jerk off in? You're new AND underage if you can't enjoy a story without pretending you're the overpowered main character.
>>115959181
Madoka dies all but once before the end.
>>115959268
Can you please be a /v/irgin somewhere else? You haven't lurked long enough at all.
>>115959296
you dont say
>>115959345
Are you seriously implying the majority of /a/ are self insert faggots?
>>115959354
And by once, I'm referring to the first scene in the show.
>>115959391
You would have found this out with less than a week of lurking. Why not go troll /ck/?
>>115959415
on point
>>115959465
How ironic. Do you only lurk SAO threads or something? Last time I checked, even people in SAO threads didn't like how Kirito is some pathetic self insert wish fulfillment character.
>>115956971
>Cut the keki and have a slice.
Mami hears what she wants to hear.
>>115959605
I can't even remember seeing a SAO thread on /a/ that wasn't a bunch of autists letting off steam at a newfag. Why don't you try one since you like the series so much?
>>115959687
Resorting to pointless ad hom already huh? You really are underage.
>>115959661
She wants to hear what?
>>115959362
w-what is that mami-san is covered in?
>>115956606
Mami pls share your keki with me
>>115959755
Can you please be autistic somewhere else? I have an obligation to see this through but I just can't be asked anymore.
>>115959605
>>115959687
guyzzzz just soak in mami and go autism somewhere else
>>115958360
>attacking or trying to disarm a meguca head-on
Use a fire extinguisher near her and then disarm, kick her ass, or whatever you can do during the time she is confused. It worked for a human Sayaka against an autistic time stopper in full possession of her faculties and aware of her surroundings, so it would work twice as well with one that just went into panicky mode.
And it's not like you would need to stop her, as much as just gain time for the rest of the megucas to react.
>>115959818
>guyzzzz
I think you're the one who needs to go somewhere else. Try reddit.
>>115957951
>drink her piss anon
I hear it smells like tea and keki with a hint of cheese
>>115959804
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>115956606
please have some more keiki
>>115959904
What are you talking about 18? Can you please bait your hooks just a little more? This is insulting.
>>115959181
Sayaka becomes a witch in every timeline IF she contracts, something that might or might not happen.
>>115959863
on point today son
>>115959818
I don't know but he isn't engaging me at all.
>>115959956
You're calling me new when you don't even know global rule 2? This is just getting sad, I can only wonder how much time you waste spewing ignorant garbage on the rest of the board.
Mami thread don't seem to go very well. Do they?
>>115959993
If I wanted to push your autism buttons, I would have done it with much more flair. You're fishing in dead waters, son. Cease and desist and such.
>>115956606
Don't worry, if you eat a little more you'll gain it back.
>>115960105
>get called out for being an underage newfag
>start making worthless shitposts
Every time. Well I hope you at least learned something from this and strive to be a better poster in the future.
>>115960186
What the hell are you talking about with the underage newfag and the learning and whatnot? Are you a robot? I knew Daiz was working on programming shitpost bots, but I didn't know he was this fast. There's a few bugs, but a successful beta release.
>>115960317
>>115959203
>talks about getting laid
>calls other new
Normalfags these days.
>>115958607
>>115958730
>self inserting in an edgy overpowered character is a good thing
You can't be serious.
Dude, stop this, you're not 12. Thinking you're a big ass motherfucker while irl you're a little shit won't help you get laid in the slightest.
>>115956606
no
but I will rub her belly lovingly
>>115959789
Sweat
>>115960448
For a skinny manlet, maybe.
What were you doing when you realized Mami was a Fatti?
>>115960605
>Fatti
She's just an healthy girl, anon.
Very, very healthy.
>>115958014
>mentally weak
>only good for her boobs
I would love to be able to thank the anon who made the post in pic related. It really is a pain having to deal with the same baseless argument of "she has a big chest, therefore she has no positive traits other than physical ones for a viewer to like" in every single thread, and it pretty much sums it up really well.
Also, no person "mentally weak" would be able to endure a fraction of the time she did in the situation she found herself in.
>>115960851
>that post
>>115960851
What a retarded post, considering Mami shot Kyoko despite having met and teamed up with Madoka as a magical girl in that timeline already.
She's mentally weak through-and-through, having friends just helped her depression.
>>115960851
Mami tries to kill everyone and gets hero worship.
But you bring back 3 people from the dead and suddenly you're the space devil.
What gives?
>>115961035
>>115961015
Why do I bother lurking Madoka threads anymore?
>>115961169
Cause cute magical girls.
>>115961169
If you can't deal with differing opinions then why do you bother lurking 4chan in general?
>>115961390
It can sometimes be really fun to pretend to be a Reifag, get two or three other Reifags on your side, then switch to Team Asuka.
>>115961390
There are different opinions and then there are idiots, you are the later.
>>115961798
ur dum
>>115961798
>later
Man, and you started so well, too. It's "the latter". It's okay, anon. Even if you're an idiot, too I agree with what you're trying to say.
It's not about opinions, it's about what you can prove.
>>115962006
Plz no bully people
>>115961035
What does it matter whether you have friends or not when the only thing your life revolved around and depended on for years gets destroyed and crumbles before your freaking eyes? No amount of "power of friendship" can help someone who just lost the fundamental part of her life.
Even so, relying on that hope was what made her keep going through all those years. Yes, years. Again, no kind of motivation could possiby help a mentally weak person in her situation.
>>115961074
The fact that Mami actually cared about saving the people and play her role, depriving herself from everything she actually wished to do, because she felt morally compelled to do so?
Homura didn't become a meguca nor fought for the sake of strangers. She did everything for Madoka's sake, and that is hardly something heroic in the sense of "hero of the people".
Neither Mami became a meguca on her own agency, of course, but the difference is the mentality she forged and the reason she fought, the fact of saving the people of her city from pain and despair despite her own.
>>115962233
So you agree with her being mentally weak through-and-through?
>>115962310
No, because she wouldn't have been able to endure the time she did.
>>115962391
She's good at fighting but is highly susceptible to mental attacks. That's all there is to it.
>>115962233
Did something air since Rebellion or am I just not observant?
>You're still a good person, Mami.
>>115962629
Yes
>>115962502
>coming back to an empty and cold house every single day, a permanent reminder of your mistake
>having to turn down classmates' invitations, potential friends or lovers because you can't bring yourself to be careless in your duty, although you wish to accept them more than anything in the world
>fighting abominations and nigthmares beyond description day after day, without having anyone to talk about it or at least someone to comfort you when you are feeling down, knowing or not the truth
>having to engulf every hint of depression and sadness to not to become a bother or bring anyone's attention towards you, inside and outside school, year after year
>lacking any certainty that something will change in the future
Sure, Mami didn't have any kind of "mental attack" or reason to be stressed before that situation, right?
>>115963197
You could apply similar logic to real life serial killers. Doesn't make them any more admirable.
>>115963248
Are you calling Mami a psychopath, faggot?
How much do you guys think Mami weighs? 60kg?
>>115963248
Good thing that in Mami's case it does make her more admirable.
Even so, those who are able to endure all that shit would not be "mentally weak", as you said.
>>115963363
Mami I...
>>115963349
Yes.
>>115963438
>get bad news
>shoot your friends dead
Sounds mentally weak to me.
>>115963490
Sounds like a breaking point to me.
>>115963490
>Yes.
Then you're an idiot and there is no reason to continue arguing with you.
>>115963490
Thanks for proving me how retarded you are then, because only a person like that would judge another based in a single and extremely situational scenario, while completely ignoring things like >>115963197, >>115962233, and >>115960851, which do nothing but disprove your statement.
>>115963548
A normal break down would be sobbing uncontrollably, not murder.
>>115963574
Your waifu a crazy shit, deal with it.
>>115963680
tl;dr Mami had a sad life, so murder is okay.
>>115957092
>>115963725
Oh, so you indeed lack reading comprehension. Those posts weren't meant to justify her actions, but to prove that she was in stressful situations prior to that which no mentally weak person could endure, thus making her not one.
I really hope you are just trying to bait at this point with such inane posts but, even if Mami was actually crazy, she still would be the most admirable out of them. Including your favorite meguca, which I am willing to bet must be either Homura or Kyouko.
>>115963725
Then again, a normal break down would only be logical if you had a normal life. Mami didn't have a normal life. Day in and day out was nothing but despair and a sense of isolation from everyone around her. Along with that were horrible monsters and witches only further adding pressure to her already damaging mentality. Every strong mind has a breaking point. It's how and what makes it break that determines what happens. Murder still isn't justified, but it doesn't make Mami a psychopath.
ease up on the cheese and let's have more sex
>>115957888
No, SayakaxMamixMadokaxHomuraxKyouko
>>115964254
>>115964256
Kyouko didn't have a normal life but she didn't kill her fellow magical girls. This is a girl who's so emotionally scarred that she lets familiars eat humans to cultivate witches. Mami is mentally weak, deal with it.
>>115964406
She tries to kill magical girls, herself.
>>115958075
this body is pure perfection
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun.
>>115964505
Exactly, yet she doesn't act out her murderous behavior when confronted with the truth, unlike a certain weak minded boob.
Can you beat Mami in Madoka kart?
>>115964611
Hey, Mami isn't a weak minded boob.
She's two weak minded boobs.
>>115964406
>Kyouko lets familiars eat humans
>Kyouko tried to kill Sayaka for power and control
We found our actual psychopath.
I also find it interesting that you spoke about Kyouko's murderous intents yet still called Mami mentally weak out of the blue. This is like saying Hitler ruled Germany with an iron fist, also my dog isn't feeling too well.
>>115956606
>>115964611
Maybe because her (inexistent) moral values remained unconflicted while confronted with the truth, unlike Mami's?
>>115964741
>also my dog isn't feeling too well.
I'm sorry, anon, I hope he gets better
>>115964741
Kyouko watched her father commit family suicide and decided to not give a shit about strangers.
Mami got some bad news and immediately tried to kill her closest and only friends.
>>115964819
Yeah he's feeling better. God knows what he ate.
Poor Mumi just didn't want to be a monster.
I wanna be breastfed by Mami.
>>115964912
Are you dumb or actually unable to understand what those "bad news" meant for her, the way they affected the outlook she had of her own life and what she was doing?
You can belittle them as much as you want, but they were way, way more than bad news.
No one posted it yet
>>115965119
Madoka wanted to 'save everyone' too but she didn't throw a murderous fit.
>>115965119
Are you dumb or actually unable to understand that "news" is a singular word?
>>115964912
>not giving a shit about strangers
Essentially what a psychopath is.
>After having to kill a dear friend of hers, she learn that her friends, along with herself, will too become a witch which will bring nothing but death and despair
In a moment of reality shock, Mami was doing what she thought should have been done. She wasn't crazy. She was just scared.
>>115965336
Her impulsive murder and inability to think about things makes her mentally weak. Madoka and Homura were able to continue despite finding out that they'd end up as witches, because they are mentally stable.
>>115965225
Regardless of Madoka's intentions, Mami is a different case altogether. What for one was a mere wish and hope, for the other was all she was, if not her world.
>>115965495
>because they are mentally stable
Or in Homura's case, still mentally stable at the time.
>>115965495
Madoka was balling her eyes out claiming that she couldn't take it anymore. Homura, still shaken up, walked over to Madoka to keep her crumbling mind from completely falling. So if anything, Homura was the only mentally stable one at the time.
>>115965580
How normal people would react to "u r the witch":
>waaaaah
>are you kidding me!?
>holy shit there's gotta be a way around right!?
>we'll figure something out together as friends!
How mentally weak people would react to "u r the witch"
>PURGE
>>115965495
Survival instict doesn't make someone mentally stable. A person in plain posession of his faculties could just as well face the fact that his existence would ultimately bring nothing but harm to other people, and decide to end his life in peace.
>>115965816
She didnt want to wait until her friends and eventually her became awful monsters that threatened the world. Not justifying her actions but that was just her reasoning during a moment of fear and panic
>>115965836
Then she should've just killed herself first instead of deciding the fate of her friends.
>>115965816
>normal people
>megucas
>implying normal people would stay normal if they were one
>>115965891
Sane people would do the best they can until the very end then kill themselves or ask someone to kill them before they turn. You know, like what Madoka did.
>>115965934
3/4 megucas seemed to react appropriately when the news hit.
>>115965892
Why do you can say how she has to live her life or end it while she can't decide her friends'?
>>115965981
2/4 actually. If the appropriate way to deal with such information is to logically and calmly think of a solution, then Madoka didn't react appropriately.
>>115965981
>Sane people would do the best they can until the very end then kill themselves or ask someone to kill them before they turn
I am pretty sure that is nothing but an assumption.
