ITT: Anime girls doing 4chan things.
Fuck off.
>>115802401
>>115802401
>piss bottles
people actually do this? for what reason? just piss in the fucking toilet for christ sake
>>115802537
I love her so much.
>>115802612
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who piss in bottles
>>115802612
I've seen too many bottles of piss on this site.
>>115802612
You'd be surprised how lazy some people can be.
Also, pissing in bottles is a very nice way to catch an infection.
>>115802694
I thought that was cum.
>>115802694
Is that semen?
>>115802612
I did it once a while ago.
it's surprising how warm the bottle is afterward.
>>115802694
/b/? I would have thought that would be a regular /r9k/ thing.
>>115802845
What is human body temperature
>>115802401
Ew
>>115802612
Maybe they're so fat that walking to the toilet is a tremendous undertaking for them. That's the only explanation I can think of, because otherwise taking care of piss bottles seems like a lot more work than going to a toilet.
>>115802765
>>115802773
My bad here is something to make up for it
>>115802961
>dat piss condensation
ewwww
>>115802959
does the girl in the op look fat to you?
shes skinny as hell.
so that couldn't possibly be why they do this
>>115803210
They don't want to miss something on the Internet.
Like, the answer to this post.
>>115803210
That's a comic, anon. It's not real life. Do we have to go through this again?
>>115803297
>comic
uhoh
>>115802961
>>115803276
it takes like 10 seconds at the most to take a piss
you aren't going to miss shit
>>115803297
the point still stands. the fact that they are so fat they can't get up to go to the bathroom is still a ridiculous theory
How do you even piss in a bottle? Is your dick small enough to stick it inside or something? I'd imagine people would spray their piss everywhere.
>>115802961
where'd you get a picture of my nightstand?
When you don't want to wake anyone in the house at 2am with a flushing toilet ..
They're also a good place to put the bugs you catch crawling on your carpet or walls .. then watch them try to swim in the piss
>>115802401
You remind me of this comfy song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H16dFQYniRI
>>115803448
>How do you even piss in a bottle?
By putting your pisshole over the hole
>>115802961
Why the fork?
Please, the day of the NEET is dying, OP.
4chan is just the place where normalfags come to post shitty tumblr memes and pretend they're deviants.
Wake up, we've lost.
>>115803464
>When you don't want to wake anyone in the house at 2am with a flushing toilet ..
except these people are clearly living alone. if they were living with other people, those people would not find pissing in bottles to be very sanitary at all, regardless of this stupid excuse.
no one would want to live with someone who pisses in bottles and keeps them
>>115802694
That is most definetly not piss anon. Dude used to post on /b/ the day after christmas his growing collection of semen. absolutely puke worthy
>>115803584
How would a woman do it? Seems like it'd be a lot more complicated and messy.
>>115803448
just put the tip in so your urethral opening is centered in the mouth of the bottle .. but don't press too hard and seal the opening, the air needs a place to get out
>>115803585
for scale.
>>115803630
Put the bottle in front of/below their urethral opening, then push it toward it so it seals it off? Seems pretty simple.
>>115803630
You obviously haven't seen enough videos of girls peeing; they have a stream too, it doesn't just gush out like Old Faithful.
>>115803598
>we've lost
and rightly so
>>115803630
I had this conversation with one of the girls in my college course today and she said it wasn't that hard
>>115803674
Corrections, seals off the bottom, should have an opening as >>115803638 has stated.
>>115802537
/thread
>>115803630
>>115803630
Open a fucking anatomy book, retard.
>>115802961
I wonder what would eventually be left if you kept pissing in the same open container and let the water evaporate?
>>115803787
>>115803761
This explains so much.
>>115803896
You'd get piss in the atmosphere of your room.
>>115803798
I still picture her as the OP every time those threads are posted.
>>115803896
Piss crack
>>115803896
Phosphorous?
I mean, that's how they got it originally. Take huge vats of piss and boil the water away.
For extra fun, Phosphorous ignites on contact with air, and cannot be put out with water!
>>115804061
Me too,if only
>>115804166
So, you're telling me that there's a probability of setting your room on fire by leaving piss bottle open during hot days ?
>>115802612
A long long time ago I would piss in soda cans in the middle of the night so I wouldn't wake my parents up going down my creaky stairs.
>>115802537
>>115802688
are these edits?
>>115802612
welcome to 4chan, faggot
>>115804234
I'm no scientist but I'm going to guess that it would take a fuckton of evaporated piss to actually make enough phosphorous to ignite, let alone explode and spread to other surfaces in your disgusting room
>>115802401
Never understood this particular retardation... It's not like they have toilets somewhere in the yard in the middle of the winter.
>>115804377
Not to mention the fact that whatever phosphorous is being produced will immediately oxidize and it would be very difficult to accumulate a large supply.
>>115804234
I would think the possibility of that would be very remote, but I'm not a scientist.
>Breaking News! Charred Corpse of Lonely Man Found After Home Burns Down in Piss Fire!
>>115804312
How new are you?
>>115804305
then you knock them over trying to hit the snooze button in the morning .. or kick them if you leave them on the floor
bottles with caps baby
>>115804234
Nah, not all the water would evaporate.
...I guess it COULD depend on how hot the day was. And if you put the piss bottle in front of direct sunlight behind a glass window or something...
Of course, the fun part is that White Phosphorous is not only insanely flammable, but also toxic as hell. So if you touch it it sets you on fire AND poisons you simultaneously!
>>115804526
just because i haven't read yotsuba, doesn't mean i'm new
>>115804567
I doubt a eighteenth of half a teaspoons worth of phosphorous is enough to kill a man
>>115804377
Yeah. If you do everything RIGHT, you need 9 liters for a single gram of phosphorous. The guy who invented it accidentially wasn't doing it right, and the poor fucker boiled 47 liters of human urine for every gram of phosphorous.
AND for no particular reason, he waited until the urine had gone rancid.
>>115804567
>>115804234
>>115804166
I'm just imaging terrorists trying to carpet bomb by dropping gallon jugs of NEET urine from the skies.
>>115804607
>not knowing if the screencap of the show was edited
>last year show
>same thing for the manga
>yotsuba
>>115802705
how?
Getting caught masturbating counts, right?
>>115804998
yup
In the ye olde days of yore there used to be pisspots on the corner of every street .. men would piss in them, then the women would collect it and let it age a little .. it was then used to dye clothing
Only men's piss would work
http://www.objectlessons.org/work-and-innovation-tudors/urine-pots-tudor-replica/s63/a919/
>>115804983
Although urine is sterile when you pass it, putting it into a bottle of what was most likely a sugary liquid, and then leaving it lying around to become a nice warm soup for bacteria to enjoy, sloshing it around so it wets the inner lip of the bottle, and pressing the opening of urethra against it so it absorbs into your mucus membrane as well, does not seem clean.
>>115803598
http://archive.heinessen.com/r9k/thread/S13977820
Not all hope is lost.
>>115805157
What about just water bottles?
>>115805245
What about using the toilet like a human being?
>>115805245
Bacteria are still going to make it in. The seal is broken, and you have to open it up every time to piss in it.
>>115805221
Using /r9k/ as an example isn't exactly fair since they're the NEETest board
>>115805562
/r9k/ is mostly full of non-neet normalfaggots.
>blaze it fgt
>>115802401
I wish this was better. It had an interesting premise, and I get that it was going for the contrasting tones, but it was just messy and all over the palace. Still it was short enough that I didn't mind too much.
shit trashcans are way worse than piss bottles.
fucking /tv/
>>115805221
/r9k/ is not NEET, they're a bunch of retards who just bitch about >tfw no gf.
True NEETS have embraced the shut in lifestyle and do not long for normality.
>>115805562
>/r9k/
>NEETest board
Are you kidding? They have more normals than /v/.
>>115804998
>Not using the shower head to get her off
>>115802612
I imagine it would depend on the distance to the toilet or whether you have unpleasant encounters you'd rather avoid. Like when you have to piss at night and the bathroom is right next to someone else's room or if you don't want to see your housemates or whatever. Or if you're too scared to go at night.
Otherwise during long drives on highways and whatnot if you're really desperate you'll have to make do with a bottle at hand.
>>115803470
Oh my god I love you anon, thank you. Moar!
>>115806013
>Think he knows how girls masturbate
>>115806117
Or you could pull over for thirty seconds and not risk crashing going 60 on a highway?
>>115806284
A rapid, hard stream of water stimulates the head of your dick like no other, I know this from personal experience, on a clit it must feel godly
>>115806284
You're being retarded on purpose, right?
>>115806250
>I have no idea how to use youtube
>please spoonfeed me
>>115806284
>Implying you do
If you are going to be a neet/hikki at least have good hygiene, piss bottles and other shit are disgusting, not even homeless do that
>>115806326
Not while driving, of course. I just don't want to piss outside when it's cold.
>>115806551
>baww i'm terrified of a little chill
I can only imagine musky hikki girl panties would be the ultimate sought after panties as long as they otherwise have good hygiene. Those things emit a strong girl scent.
>>115806583
>I want to pull my dick out and urinate when it's -8 degrees Celsius
>>115807053
>baww i'm still terrified of a little chill
Besides, when it's that cold, the piss makes all sorts of steam as it flies gracefully through the air. It's cool.
>>115806522
>Implying anybody on 4chan does
>>115806551
I agree. Pissing outside sucks. Your body temperature drops a ton after pissing. Great way to catch a cold.
>>115802401
that looks like ueno
>>115806645
It's not that exceptional. I don't really have experience with a non-hikki girl's panties to compare it to though.
>>115804638
1/36 of a teaspoon is .137 cubic centimeters
White phosphorus has a density of 1.82 g/cc
1.82g/cc*.137cc=.249g
The LD50 of white phosphorus in rats is .003g/kg
So that 1/36 of a teaspoon (ingested orally, mind you) has about a 50/50 chance to kill an 80 kg person.
The next time anon gets called a faggot, he has an easy way to end it all.
>>115807692
80 kg. 180 lb? Holy shit, I don't weigh that much.
>ingested orally
I don't think any of us will be trying to drink our own piss, no matter how evaporated it is.
Also, I can't imagine death by ingesting white phosphorous would be a great way to die. I hear you can die just by drinking bleach; it's just a fucking painful way to die.
>>115806645
The smell of used panties is one of the wonders of the world, truly the only good thing 3D contributes
>>115807692
>80 kg.
>implying any anons actually weigh less than half a ton
>>115808196
I weigh 83.
>>115808309
Fatass.
>>115807384
It's that sweet metallic musk. It's unmistakable.
>>115808309
Jesus christ fucking landwhale over here. Are you required by law to wear pants that say 'OVERSIZED LOAD' on the ass?
>>115802694
I'm gonna go ahead and admit I did something like that when I was a lot younger.
I seriously want to know what is the white powder that forms at the bottom after a long time.
>>115808552
>Are you required by law to wear pants that say 'OVERSIZED LOAD' on the ass?
I shouldn't have laughed so hard at such a stupid joke.
>There are people on /a/ right now, who often does piss while taking a shower
>>115808674
It's two birds with one stone so why not?
>>115808598
cheese
>>115808674
Pretty sure most people do that.
>>115805157
>Using the same bottle twice
>Actually touching ur dick to the bottle
Yeah I guess you'd catch a disease if you're a fucking retarded 12 year old
>>115809172
Actually, you're a retard if you piss in bottles period.
>>115808674
It's a great way to save water actually.
>>115809508
>save water by pissing in the shower
it's like water is expensive
Sauce on OP's image? Reverse search has given me nothing.
>>115809556
Your google is broken.
>>115809546
Money is money. Some people also collect rainwater and store it for later use.
>>115809687
It must be, I didn't get any results that weren't in Japanese or Korean. Thanks though.
>>115804305
be welcomed take the right corner then go straight ahead
>>115808196
It costs money to get enough food to become a fatass. NEETs have limited income.
>>115802401
Does anybody have a sauce for this image?
>>115811659
Read the thread
>>115804998
google gives no source
>>115812725
I did, It's a bunch of faggots talking about piss and cum.
>>115802401
Korea released Gamer Diapers a while ago
>>115812855
Maybe if you had quoted that the first time or maybe just told me like a good /a/non we wouldn't be having this discussion now would we?
>>115808598
it's minerals. piss has them, you know.
>>115812968
im a different anon
>>115807377
>that looks like ueno
saved for next Deaf thread
>doing 4chan things
Want to know how I can tell you're new?
>>115802765
It is
He makes a thread every year, on my annual trip to /b/
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