Is snake best gatari?
She's a lewd slut like her fans
snake a cute
>>115368058
pic related
>>115368148
EEEEHHHHHH?
>>115368182
How did snake turn into something that handsome?
Liquid is best snake.
Every Gatari is best.
That sayed, I would certainly bust a nut in her
>>115368058
>>115368279
You would defile precious snake?
>>115368332
Yes with all my soul
I want to cum
>>115368412
Ask your girlfriend to take care of it
>>115368561
>/a/
>girlfriend
Does not compute!
>Whats wrong /a/non~? It looks pretty painful down there
>>115368561
But anon, you're my girlfriend.
Is there any reason to watch past Bake or is it just 100% fanservice?
>>115368058
snake a shit
>>115368841
The later parts are full blown fanservice.
The first part not so much and it was pretty decent with it.
>>115368946
>that picture
Their relationship was the only thing I enjoyed.
snake a shit. Even crab is better than snake
![Bakemonogatari - 15 [720p] [H264 AAC MP4].mp4_snapshot_17.23_[2012.08.18_14.54.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q4BEAAA.jpg "Bakemonogatari - 15 [720p] [H264 AAC MP4].mp4_snapshot_17.23_[2012.08.18_14.54.10].jpg")
>>115368841
You saw the best fanservice already.
>>115369071
>>115369071
But crab is best girl
>>115369084
The fanart makes sense now
>>115368058
>any of the gataris
>best
kek
>>115368058
I actually like Snake, but she's not best gatari by far.
>>115369173
Best gatari?
Best gatari.
>>115369276
Go away, piss piss.
>>115368058
Best gatari is a tie between Crow and Crab.
>>115368058
Nope,Crab___is
I know Kizu never, but S3 when?
>>115369129
my nigga
Best body is cat, hands down.
>>115369490
That's not snail.
>>115368412
I'll give you a handjob, anon.
>>115369515
Exactly, its not snail but cat.
>>115368058
yes
>>115369490
>implying it's not Monkey
>>115369691
Rararagi should just request a threesome with her, Hitagi surley wouldn't mind.
>>115369874
Monkey is best everything if you're not into huge oppais
>>115369906
Hitagi doesn't want a threesome.
She wantsto watch.
>>115368946
>>115369071
>>115369129
>>115369261
>>115369352
>>115369480
Why are crab fans the biggest shitposters? This happens in literally every monogatari thread.
>>115370011
>>115370011
You didn't watch the bathscene yet did you?
>Hitagi"You still love Araragi?"
>Hanekawa" Yes"
>proceed to shower together and get touchy with each other
>Hitagi"tis is gonna be good"
>>115370114
How is that shitposting anon?
>>115370114
Funny how you obviously didn't even read some post.
>>115370144
trying to derail the thread into worst girl discussion
>>115370122
Crab is into NTR
I bought a snake nendo and all I've been wanting to do is see her covered in cum. Not my own, I'm not attracted to her at all, I just feel like it would be her most natural state.
Is this normal?
![[Commie] Monogatari Series Second Season - 13 [1ADD14F0].mkv_snapshot_14.56_[2014.08.15_01.37.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jRfbOFj.jpg "[Commie] Monogatari Series Second Season - 13 [1ADD14F0].mkv_snapshot_14.56_[2014.08.15_01.37.36].jpg")
Absolutely. People who hate her just can't handle terribly flawed characters.
>>115370114
>on topic responses
>shitposting
>>115370114
>any of those
>shitposting
Disagreeing is now shitposting guys.
>>115370169
>Derail into worst girl discussion
>OP is snake
I don't follow anon, it was already a worst girl discussion.
![[HorribleSubs] Monogatari Series Second Season - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.42_[2013.09.08_22.54.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B2edxnH.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Monogatari Series Second Season - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.42_[2013.09.08_22.54.31].jpg")
>>115369980
>oppais
Anyone have a better version of this?
>>115370194
>liking a terribly flawed character on purpose
She's a pretty well written character anon and we appreciate that but she's still worst girl.
>>115368058
I like the snake-hair and red eyes, but she's too batshit for best gatari.
>>115370347
>not liking the crazy
>>115370276
This. However, I am also a piece of shit who relates to her, and love her the most. In this case, worst girl is best.
I would never ever marry herbee would be best for that, but she is still best gatari.
>>115370443
You are incapable of confronting people and would rather commit multiple murders than have to deal with your emotions?
>>115370506
Yes. I think a lot of /a/ relates to her pretty strongly, Koyomi is basically her waifu.
>>115369874
>>115369980
I need pictures.
Pictures of Kanbaru.
>>115369276
best gatari.
>>115370644
>>115370699
thank you based anon
moar pls
being a snail fan is suffering, cause everyone likes the blonde loli more.
>>115370644
>>115370846
there's even less love for ononiki;_;
>>115370738
>>115370709
>>115370699
>>115370644
>>115370122
>>115369980
>>115369874
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that for those of us who are all about tomboys, that this show has two distinctly different, yet equally wonderful tomboys for us?
>>115370976
>>115370976
Karen is pretty great too.
>>115371094
Wait, when was this?
>>115371173
I think when she was in the bath with Tsukihi and Hanekawa,
>>115370644
>>115371210
In SS? I don't remember them ever showing nips.
>>115370644
Why is Kanbaru so best?
>>115371344
Because she's sexy and a total bro.
>>115371383
I guess you're right.
>>115371296
The whole fucking series is about nips
>>115369084
God damn, you can't blame me for missing that
>>115369143
This
>>115370644
>>115368058
No.
>>115370846
>>115370944
But I love all three equally.
>>115371668
>implying he didn't choose the offering amount.
She'd just be happy to drink sake with someone.
>>115371668
Kaiki-kun is just mad he's being forced to spend his one true love: money.
>>115369490
Too bad Hanekawa is the worst girl
>>115370644
>>115368058
yes
snake a bestother gataris are bretty gud too though
>>115369129
No need to embarrass yourself.
We already have canon best body Hanewaka
But Tsukihi is the best.
All gataris are best gataris in their own way.
Karen is best wife, Kanbaru is best kouhai, Tsukihi is best wingman, etc.
It's time to stop fighting and love them all.
>>115370944
Ononoki cutest loligatari.
>>115373202
Tsukihi is the cutest.
>>115368058
I hate snake but I find her arc the best.
![[KizuNever] Nisemonogatari (+ Character Commentary) - 02 [BD][1080p].mkv_snapshot_07.42_[2014.08.18_12.27.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0rxkiID.jpg "[KizuNever] Nisemonogatari (+ Character Commentary) - 02 [BD][1080p].mkv_snapshot_07.42_[2014.08.18_12.27.58].jpg")
>>115373541
>>115373202
>>115373202
>best girl
>best slut
>best sex appeal
>best arc
>best aberration
>>115373660
use gif next time
>>115373689
I have plenty of Snake gifs.
>>115373310
So what is snake?
Best cum dump?
>>115373766
damn I thought you are using the clapping as jpg my bad.
>>115368058
Doesn't she goes full crazy psycho killler even on Ararararagi later? If so, how is she best gatari?
>>115370976
I don't even like tomboys usually, but Kanbaru is still my favourite Gatari.
>>115373828
carrying about plot.
>>115373896
What?
>>115373828
Medusa was the only good thing about Nadeko that i cared.
>>115373869
You havegoodtaste anon.
>>115373805
Bestself insert
>>115369474Same as Kizu
>>115374138
She basically belongs on here with us. Just the right mix of cognitive dissonance, anti-socialism and self-loathing.
Also she'sa little girl.
>>115369474
I prefer adaptation of Nisio's new novel
>>115369248
Kaiki <3
So, was MC's girlfriend a virgin or not? Is it still unknown?
>>115374549
It's not known, but as much as most of /a/ would have you believe it I'm pretty sure Kaiki never fucked a middle-school girl.
>>115374549
She says she is.Which is an obvious lie because Kaiki hit that when he scammed the fuck out of her and ran off with her money.
>>115374445
Don't forget how much she flirts and lusts after her love even though she can never have him, but just enjoys it more because of it.It's the same because I love you that way anon.
>>115374549
Yes. Kaiki only got a hand job.
>>115374549
If Kaiki didn't fuck her, then probably yes.
>>115374757
This manga is a flawless deconstruction of the anime genre.
Snail is best.
Monkey is my favorite.
>tfw neither will be your bro
I get the vibe from Snake that she really wants to get fucked.
>>115374757
Tsukihi best friend
>>115374659
>>115374743
>>115374755
Kaiki is too pure to have fucked Crab, you disgusting heathens.
>>115368058
Are you blind?
>>115374549
Yes, she was a virgin.
But the series really concludes with all the girls apart from Gahara leaving Araragi's side without meeting anymore? Imoutos and even freakin' Shinobu included? That would be just too darn sad...
>>115374908
Sometimes i forget Tsukihi and Nadeko are around the same age.
>>115374890
I doubt she would have done all this crazy shit if she just got fucked by literally anyone. All her delusions were made just because she was so cock hungry. Even if Araragi had just teased her a little bit I think she would have been satisfied enough.
In fact, I think out of every single girl in the series, Araragi touched Snake the least.
>>115375088
they ARE the same age
>>115375040
Kaiki would never.
>>115375040
That pic proves nothing.
>>115369744
Hold up, they made more of that nadeko manga? Holy shit Japan.
>>115375066
Shinobu is going to be with Araragi until one of them dies.
But yeah, I'm pretty sure Kanabru and her senpais drift apart after they graduate.I need a hug
>>115375200
>buttfrustrated crabfag in denial
>>115375145
Yeah, it's unfortunate. If Snake just got some dick from a solid 7/10 she'd be okay.
>>115375150
She looks so much younger
>>115374947Wonderful.
>>115374947
where is this from?
>>115375176
Maybe he did that because he couldn't dare think about the girl he tenderly loved becoming a whore.
>>115375229
And there is more coming, it's fantastic.
>>115375246
She could get some dick from a guy in the subway, she could get fingered by Tsukihi, she just needed someone to force her sexual buildup out.
>>115375245
It's an insult to Kaiki not crab if you think that.
>>115375328
Bath scene, I think
>>115375369
I don't think it's possible for a 14 year old girl to get so sexually frustrated.
>>115375328
Shower scene in Hitagi end
>>115375328
https://twitter.com/Sabo_nasu
>>115375231
Does Kanbaru even really like Araragi all that much? I know they are friends, but out of the main cast she seems the most distant from him to begin with.
But don't worry anon, I'm sure she'll make many new friends and live a wonderful life. And kaiki will be the best father figure she could ask for.
>>115375231
>Implying they don't have regular text banter;_;
>>115374549
Kaiki and Crab have a fairly intense relationship, but I doubt he fucked her. So yes.
>>115375557
To begin with? Sure. I would say they enjoy each other's company by the end though.
>>115375584
It's not enough anon.
>>115375066
It doesn'tShinobu doesn't leave him and he's still living with his sisters for the near future. He still cleans Kanbaru's room sometimes. He's still in contact with Hanekawa. Hachikuji is the god of his town. Sodachi is implied to probably be doing the same maths course. Ononoki was even still living with him for a bit.
>>115375726
It's still keeping in touch
>>115375513
I saw shower scene and it didn't appear.
>>115375915
It's fanart.
mad snake a best
>>115376203
Haaaaaa?
![5 - Suruga Devil.mkv_snapshot_00.42.21_[2014.10.16_10.57.13].png](https://i.imgur.com/flMbiV7.png "5 - Suruga Devil.mkv_snapshot_00.42.21_[2014.10.16_10.57.13].png")
>Kanbaru calls Kaiki, but to his suprise she wanted help with something rather trivial
>They stay in touch and Kaiki helps her out with little problems, she obviously doesnt really need his help but he gives thorough advice anyway
>After awhile he becomes like a father to her
>Kaiki has an accident his life is in danger, Kanbaru runs as fast as she can and is able to bring him to the hospital and save his life
>They have both helped each other
>Kanbaru has one last request for him, Kanbaru wants to get marriedto Karen, and wants his blessing
>Kanbaru continues her life, and Kaiki grows old, Kanbaru takes care of elderly Kaiki
>Kanbaru grows into a woman, has children, and Kaiki passes on
>At his funeral, Oshino and many people from his past that Kanbaru had never met before attend
>Even though Kanbaru never really knew much about him, Kaiki was still the father she always wanted
>Snake has become a sucessful mangaka, she goes to conventions and gets fucked by fans as often as possible
>>115375584
She's struggling with that phone, isn't she? Perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Csif5l_6c
![[ReinForce]-Hanamonogatari---02-(BDRip-1920x1080-x264-FLAC).mkv_snapshot_08.16_[2014.10.13_17.49.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LkRdk84.jpg "[ReinForce]-Hanamonogatari---02-(BDRip-1920x1080-x264-FLAC).mkv_snapshot_08.16_[2014.10.13_17.49.jpg")
>>115376568
That's actually kind of heartwarming, anon.
>>115376568
How did she impregnate Karen?
>>115376803
Arararararagi-senpai
>>115376803
I bet Tsukihi could kill herself and be reborn in her sisters womb.
>>115376803
She kept some of Araragi's seed
>>115376803
Spermjacked Araragi-senpai.
Crow > Phoenix > Vampire = Crab > Cat = Corpse > Bat > Monkey > Bee > Snake
>>115376963
We had a good thread here before you had to ruin everything anon.
>>115376735
>they will never go running together and reminisce about tooe
>>115376855
>>115376873
>>115376911
>>115376925
This ruins the fantasy!
>>115368262
underrated post let's go
>>115377200
Welcome to /a/
>>115377054
They'll go running together in my heart. Kaiki will teach her how to run better and they can talk about Tooe and eat donuts together.
>>115377919
Alright, how do you think Kaiki would take all her perverted backtalk?
>>115379368
Either ignore it or be amused.
>>115380084
More lewd shows needs a character like kaiki, someone to have that 'I'm too old for this shit' demeanor.
>>115371530
underrated post
>>115380084
And this part. Crab is coming on strong.Kaiki is too pure for that though.
>>115380084
>>115380614
>you will never say lewd things to kaiki and hear him laugh
I hate this world.
>>115380280
yes
>>115380733;_;
>>115380547
Replies aren't upvotes.
Anon made me laugh, if a post could be rated it would not be underrated.
>>115381021
>>115380084
he is so cute with that hairstyle
>>115368058
best joke of the week m8, early nadeko was qt s2 was just a whiny cunt
>>115380084
I love how he can be so mature and immature at the same time. On one hand, he's got that "I'm too old for this shit" attitude that >>115380280
mentioned that gives him the upper hand, while on the other hand he's still playing petty word games with high school girls. He's so much more interesting than Araragi.
Do people like crab? Or is it a big inside joke?
>>115382421
Early she was a cardboard cutout.
SS nadeko is a strong, independent snake who don't need no Ararararararagi.
>>115382504
I love her.
>>115382504
People like crab interacting with Kaiki and Araragi.
>>115382502
Of course
>>115380733
>kaiki laughing
http://a.pomf.se/fpigqa.mp3
It's a nice laugh too.
>>115370347
>>115375714
Somebody please tell me where to find these pics.
>>115384002
https://twitter.com/0rmts/status/411512618780602368
https://twitter.com/Sabo_nasu/status/522764884316938240
>>115368058
Snake a shit.
>>115384661
Why are you hating on snake so much?
She just wants your offeringof sake you perv.
>>115370944
I really liked corpse.
I'm not totally sure why, but I feel I can relate to her.
>>115385319
Is it because you're actually dead?
No, snake a shit.
>>115385385
Mostly because I have no personality I guess.
I also like frilly dresses and silly hats
>>115385782
I love this, it contrasts so well with all the snakefriends talking about the complex self-hating ways they relate to snake.
I want to have a fourway with the Fire Sisters and Snake.
>>115387090
That's really close to my desire, I want to have a threeway with the Fire Sisters and Snake.I'd be snake.
>>115374549
Possibly.
>>115387987
>like before
>a tunnel in her eyes
What does it mean?
>>115388589gaper
>>115388589
Cavernous vageina
>>115388589
She desperately wants to have sex with him.
>>115388589
Kaiki fingered her.
>>115388589
They had loving consensual sex in a sewer.
>>115388589
She fingered Kaiki.
>>115388589
Kaiki scammed her in a tunnel.
>>115388589
Nothing. Crab has been batshit since day one. Nothing she says or does makes any sense.
>>115388589
>dark tunnel
>water flowing through it
It represents how wet she was getting from seeing Kaiki again.
>>115388589
His ass?
>>115388922
>sex in a sewer
That is disgusting, anon.
>>115374549
>questioning hitagi's virginity
If she says she's a virgin, she's a virgin.
>>115390721
Her losing her virginity would say more about Kaiki then her.
>>115388589
The tunnel represents the horrible darkness of the depraved things that Kaiki made her do before he jacked her money and ran.
>>115388834
>>115388922
>>115388981
>>115391313
Kaiki is pure and would never have sex with crabshit you fuckers.
>>115374478
which one is that? img search gives me nothing
>>115391568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy_Im1FAeXQ
>>115391612
much appreciated
>>115391427
>implying he doesn't want it
I bet during sex, Crab sometimes tells Araragi that Kaiki was better and after he freaks out for a bit, she says she was obviously joking.
>>115369980
Hello, Officer.
The ass was this fat!
>>115369980
Even then they're still pretty good.
Truly the best.
>>115395153
I prefer them medium sized and firm so Kanbaru is perfect in every way.
It's like the character designers knew the best way to destroy my dick.
Also she has the best VA and great personality.
>>115396991
Kanbaru is perfect waifu material.
Except for the whole "lesbian" thing.
>>115397199
Fuck it, she would be great to hang around even if we wont fuck.
>>115397440
Exactly.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SNAKE IS BEST, OP. YOU DA MAN.
>>115398040
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines
>>115398040
Is she though?
![[HorribleSubs] Monogatari Series Second Season - 14 [720p][22-55-17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/064FNoR.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Monogatari Series Second Season - 14 [720p][22-55-17].jpg")
>>115368058
She is cute, but no.
Most of the time she is boring.
Only got decent after she cut her bangs and became a goddess.
>>115391612
>>115374478
is this actually monogatari related? Either way it looks neat.
>>115397440
This anon knows what's up.
>>115400905
No, other than they used monotogari to advertise it.
>>115370901
>>115371248
When did this happened? I watched Hana a few days ago and I don't remember this.
>>115398040
Wouldn't say best but would definitely park my meaty diamonds on her. She's the definition of lolita, even if you hate her, you should have some urge to wreak her in the most sensual way.
>>115401187
even if people hate her I mean
>>115401187
It was on the BD release.
Would you a monkey anon?
>>115401523
Would you a cat?
>>115401523
>lesbian
nah
>>115401706
>cats
nah
>>115401857
Would you a bee?
>>115402089
assuming I'm not her brother,yes
>>115376963
What shit taste you have son.
>>115368058
Yes
>>115402193
Ratings are shitposting.
Post your waifu instead.
>>115402089
All day
Every day
>>115402324
Would you a both?
>>115402382
Don't get greedy.
