>Your waifu is reborn into the real world as a normal human (if she isn't) and becomes your roommate.
What happens?
>you're waifu will never be real:^)
>>115349501
she would be a ugly 3dpd
and would not be my waifu
>>115349501
Well this is awkward. Someone was making Mami jokes,and I was trying to get him to stop. So I asked why he hadn't moved on to making Nui jokes. Sorry.
Immediate kinship unto friendship; after 2-3 weeks of closeness and growing closer, likely romance, albeit not necessarily for the lust of sex, only the unequaled intimacy
>>115349501
hell yes this is going to be sweet
Well gosh, I hope she speaks English well enough and overcomes her shortcomings to communicate with at least me.
If so, she'd have to overcome them even more. Both my other roommates are normalfags and will be engaging her in pointless conversations.
>Hey Tomoko!
>N-Nani?
>Don't worry about it!That's the joke
>normal human
you just excluded anyone with a non-human waifu from participating in this thread, as that change would turn their waifu into a different person.
Er...this would be interesting.
>>115349501
>tfw we share a kitchen and bathroom.
Better not fuck up my inspections.
>>115349501
I'm sorry again, you were asking a question.
Well my life would get instantly better, that's for sure. And I would hope that I would have the same effect on her. All the time hoping I can convey my feelings properly.
I hope she doesn't mind living on land
but we have a ton of rivers she can do her job in
>>115349501
you depressed roleplay faggots need your own fucking containment board
>>115349501
>normal human
>no pointy ears
>this kills the elf
If it was really her, however, i would try my best to start a lifelong relationship.
>>115351193
forgot my image
>>115352218
You just loove to bump your cancer don't you
Intelligent and loves to laugh. Everything is good.
>>115352453
You forgot to mention that she's pretty too
>>115349501
We become the ultimate couple. I'd also have to teach her Spanish. She could probably help me reinforce my math... I guess she would be coming to school with me, too.
>>115349501
>roommate
But I own my home. Does she show up and start paying part of the mortgage? B-because that's essentially marriage, anon.
If she turns into a real human she'll probably just be like every other girl in my life.
Will never know my true feelings and/or won't reciprocate them. ;_;
>>115349501
>wanting to turn your waifu into 3dpd
Satan pls go and take your hell with you
>>115353232
So you're basically admitting that she'd never be into you? You need to step it up then, and become somebody she would be into.
>As your roommate.
But my campus doesn't allow co-ed rooms. What do I do?!
>>115353446
She's there secretly, because she wants to be close to you.
>>115349501
Is dat Nui? She is the cutest.
>>115353292
>>115353532
Does she live in the closet with the guns and washed clothes?
I'd drop my spaghetti and never talk to her, just like with real girls
>>115353536
Why yes it is.
>>115353561
>that shit-tier gif is 2.7 MB
Jesus, I know webm has spoiled me lately, but this is just terrifying.
>>115353586
Yeah, and then at night she sneaks into bed with her husbando.
I enjoy her company for a while......then I wake up ;_;
>>115353532
And what becomes of my current roommate?
>>115353601
this
B-but I still live at home, how might that work?
>mymom'sface when
>>115353737
>>115353773
I hate C.C.anons so much. Fucking Creayus is obsessed with her. I'd give so much to have an artist of their caliber that's obsessed with Kallen.
Does her age scale? If it doesn't, nothing would happen except everything being really creepy.
>>115353808
Threaten to murder him if he tells anyone about your lover staying with you.
>3DPD
>She would probably become annoying after a while as all anime tropes are irl.
>she would take social justice clases, cut her hair, get tramp stamps,and get a closet full of tanktops and yoga pants.
>continue normal daily routine except im probably getting leached out of rent.
thanks OP
>>115353808
It's been a while, I thought you left for good
>>115353925
So you're waifu is the kind of person to leech off you and be a cunt to you? You don't seem to have much faith in her.
>>115353232
>tips fedora
stop being so clingy.
that or you're just ugly and or fat. If that' the case their is not much you can do.
>>115353914
That might make things a little uncomfortable around here, but then again, he just finished Code Geass for the first time, two days ago, so he'd probably be too confused by seeing Kallen to say a thing.
>>115353943
It has been quite a while indeed. Greetings anon.
>>115354083
a women a perfect from birth anon.
It's just this smog of progressive poison makes women into 3DPD.
Remember back in our grandparents day, they got married to their kawaii classmates and childhood friend just like our Chinese cartoons.
I'd also try to find what force brought her here and use it to get my daughteru as well. Pic related.
She's the same as she was before except the whole god thing and I bet after one or two drunk parties I'll be able to get in her pants.
>>115354097
>not much you can do
Losing weight really isn't that hard, and unless you have a really fucked-up looking face covered in pepperoni and shit, women don't really care too much about your looks so long as you keep clean.
>>115354184She's a big girl.
>>115349501
Nothing, she would take no interest in me.
>>115353868
>tfw I didn't even know about Creayus for the first year
God damn I'm loving life now.
>>115353911
Yes.
How am I supposed to find the privacy to masturbate if my waifu is my roommate?
>>115354208
With Haruhi you'll have to play the game her way. Basically she is going to be the won that gets in your pants.
>>115349501
No Nyaruko, nobody to be obsessed over.
No Mahiro, I'm now the closest friendly "shounen"
She's no longer a horrifying fire monster in disguise, so there's no sanity loss or impregnation to worry about.
What would happen? Video games and anime punctuated by sex, in all likelihood.
>>115354324
Please, C.C.friend! Convince them to show Kallen some love! I scrounge through every dump they put on Pixiv just hoping for a Kallen image or two.
>>115354356
ask her to help
>>115354356
Masturbate in the bathroom. That's what most married men do.
>>115354421
I'm not ruining my waifu's purity before marriage.
>>115354515
You expect me to bring my laptop into the bathroom? That's incredibly suspicious. Plus it's not comfortable at all, and cumming in the shower creates a huge mess.
>>115354593
>being so unimaginative you need a computer to wax your carrot
If she's your roommate, you're pretty much married already.
>>115354593
get a tablet yah poorfag.
>>115354377
Lovely waifu
>>115354356
Why would you masturbate when you have a perfectly good waifu to use instead?
>>115354356
Anon, I think she can help you with that problem.
Nothing will have changed 1101
>>115354845
I have been betrayed by captcha
>>115354683
>have a perfectly good waifu to use
>use
I dont think thats the right word, maybe something that involves swooning and love making.
>>115354664
>If she's your roommate, you're pretty much married already.
This is how restraining orders happen.
>>115354845
>Nothing will have changed
What about the fact that your motzagrill waifu will lose her snake form and have two legs instead?
>>115349501
Best bros for life.
>>115354845
She wouldn't be a lamia anymore. She can't coil you up with her tail, which is the fucking best thing about lamias. What would even be the point.
>>115354977
She can still wrap her legs around me
>nothing has changed
What would your waifu say is your best quality /a/non?
She would look at me with comtempt and finally move out
I want to impregnate my waifu so badly!
>>115355100_____pls
>>115354977
>This is how restraining orders happen.
Weren't you just telling me to threaten my roommate with murder?
>>115355091
Why's that, anon?
>>115355075
My sense of humor, or myhair.
Thank god I finally moved out.
Walk around wearing nothing but socks and trunks and drink from a wine bottle while I watch tv in the living room.
>>115355309
He's just a guy, who cares, would you risk creeping out your waifu and having her avoid you forever?
Dont blow it.
>>115355549
True enough!
