paradise
>>115324202
Do Hachikuji and Shinobu shop for bracelets at the same store?
>>115324920
No, a nice man called Poyoyon Rock gives them out to young girls for free. They just have to come with him to his van. He also has sticking plasters.
>>115324920
Those transparent jelly bracelets are a trademark of characters designed by Watanabe Akio. The majority of girls he draws have them.
>>115324202
I want it.
>>115324920
It's how Araragi marks his territory
>>115326105
More likeDeadfuckbuddy - New fuckbuddy - Life partner
>>115324202
Fun fact: One of these girls is a corpse, one a ghost, and one an undead vampire.
>>115326154
No mistress?
>>115326221
You say that like its a bad thing.
>>115326426
He did say it was a fun fact.
>>115326583
I lack the capacity to condense my love of these adorable girls into witty posts. Spaghetti is erupting from between my keys and also my fingertips.
>>115326657
How come Snail has the best loli legs?
>>115324202
me on the right
>>115327495
It's because she's the best girl.
>>115327495
I want to ravage snail in every way imaginable. I almost wish ebola wouldn't take everyone so that VR becomes a thing in my lifetime. Or I have enough time to create some kind of egregore altar in a cave with photographs of hachikuji, and little girls' panties strewn about where I do acid and try to lucid dream.
>>115326147
>a ghost
>a living corpse
>a blood-sucking melancholiac
fix'd
>>115327828
shinobu's celiac shits
how is this not a doujin?
>>115327924
>celiac shits
Not even google knows what that is..
>Only two doujins with Ononoki
So sad
So bad
>>115326105
What does the middle one say?
It looks like 女家, but I can't find that word in a dictionary.
I mean I assume it's wife, but still can't find it.
>>115328365
It was translated as bride, but i don't know.
>>115328211
>Only two doujins with Ononoki scanned
Fixed.
>>115324202
My waifu
>>115328412
>>115328440
Oooh, holy damn I'm retarded.
Sorry, I just started learning these.
>>115326105
I feel like Shinobu works better as the mistress than the sex friend.
>>115328743
This, she is the mistress and snail the waifu.
>>115328211
At least they're both pretty good
>>115328468
>>115329575
It's not enough.
Tsukihi is best girl.
>>115330035
Like most gataris, she's not the best, but still pretty great
>>115330035
this guy
>>115330035
>old hag
>better than a loli
>ever
>>115331906
Funny you say that, the lolis are older than most of the cast.
>>115327495
Comes with lots of wandering around, also
>you will never have a qt 3.14 loli vampire living in your shadow
Why even live?
>>115326221
>>115327828
>corpse
A doll, Yotsugi is a DOLL
>>115332111
Made out of a corpse.
>>115327021
Fucking based Kaiki. Fuck the context to that scene
>>115331906
Tsukihi, not the Phoenix.
yay, peace peace
>>115333021
Piss piss!
>>115333353
If you buried Ononoki in the sand and pissed on her every day, would she become a white people delicacy?
>>115333463
She is more than 100 years old, so she already is.
>>115324202
Perfect paradise indeed.
>>115335105
>you'll never eat donuts with Kaiki
;_;
>Snail died
>Snake survived
fuck you nisio
>>115336074
>Kaiki
>not Ararararagi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUqBM-Y4r9Q
ano desu ne, Araragi-san~;_;
>>115336085
>Snail diedsomeone hasn't read the LN spoilers
>>115336265
Correct. Kaiki not Aragi-san. Who would want to eat donuts with that punk when you can eat with Kaiki?
>>115336085Snail died for the greater good allowing Kaiki to become the new Lost Cow enabling him to finally talk to Monkey.
And Araragi drags her out of hell anyway.
>>115335105
That looks cool but needs coloring
>>115336824
holy shit
fuck Kizu, I want to see this
Give me exactly one reason as to why Kaiki is not best girl.
Pro-tip: You can't
>>115337013
The whole Phoenix Arc
>>115337013
Pick one. Either is best girl
>>115337080
>Gaen
>Best girl
>>115337013
He's not a girl.
>>115336719
I'd like links to all the untranslated/adapted LN spoilers, if anyone has them handy.
>>115337153
>Implying
>>115337139
Gaen is totally best girl. She's at the very least better than Kaiki
>>115337237
Also, where the fuck is Oshino? What was Episode there for? Wtf is Ougi? Am I right in wanting it dead?
>>115337269
No, she's not, she's almost as shit as Nadeko
>>115337492
Whoa whoa whoa. You can say Gaen is shit all you want and I'll accept that but saying nearly as shit as Nadeko is going too far man.
Being even close to Nadeko levels of shit is an insult you can't take back. That's the kind of thing you say when you really want to hurt someone
Tsukihi is the best, but I love snail too
I just can't sexualise her though
>>115337492
That's the worst thing you can say about somebody.
>>115337013
Bee
PISS PISS
>>115336074
>you will never go to mister donut with kaiki
>he will never offer to buy you donuts
>you will never refuse and then steal his donuts like a fucking punk
Why is Crab such a shit?
>>115337013
Kaiki is best girl. He's also best boy, best conman, and best fake.
>>115337294
>>115337237
Pls respond.
>>115337268
Disgusting
We may not come to a compromise when it comes to best girl, but at least there's one thing we can all agree on.
Snake a absolute dog shit.
>>115339906
No, fuck you and your shit taste.
>>115339906
We may not be united in our love, but we are one in our hate?
>>115339949
Snake is shit-tier, bro.
>>115339906
This is all true.
>>115340027
Only Crab and Bat are shit, rest of the girls are nice.
>>115340118
I disagree. While I may not like either Crab or Bat. They are nowhere near the Nadeko levels of bad. There is a special tier for her and her alone
>>115340118
>Bat
you done goofed
>>115340118
>bat
>crab
>not snake
Again with this shit.
>>115340118
say that to my face and see what happen
>>115324202
Can I watch this without having watched any of the other monogatari series, or should I start someplace else?
>>115337294
Meme is far away in the cold.
>>115340435
Start at the beginning.
>>115340435
If you're in it to just watch lolis you should try something else.
>>115340118
Along with Kaiki bat is the best character in terms of writing and personality
And she's the only one who can actually do shit in the series
>>115340601
Writing maybe, she has a lot of screen time to develop.
Personality is a matter of opinion.
>>115340601
Well... Maybe Kanbaru too
>>115337080
Girl on right is Monkey, right?
>>115340720
Holy shit no.
She's right there with Snake in garbage tier.
>>115339906
No, Snake a second best.
>>115340912
Yup, Nisemonogatari Kanbaru
>>115340681
And in a case like that, wrong opinions
Postlewd.
>>115324202
Is she forever dead, never to hang with Arararagi ever again?
>>115341907
No.
The correct rankings
God tier: Snake and Bat
Platinum tier: Fire Sisters
Knows Everything tier: Gaen
Top tier: Crab and Cat
Braceleto tier: Monkey
Unlimited Rulebook tier: Corpse
I don't what the fuck it is tier: Ougi
He's a fucking guy, you faggots tier: Kaiki
>>115341772
>>115342010
Also bro tier: Snail
>>115342010
I was about to say you where wrong putting Snake in god tier but then I realized I'm retarded
>>115342010
Shit tier list is shit
>>115342082
You realized it was a literal pun?
>>115342088
That's just like, you opinion, man.
>>115342141
...That lack of R on YOUR is going to bother me more than your tier list.
>>115342042
what happens next? i can't remember
>>115342234
>...
Stop
>>115342234
Your don't like my rankings?
>>115342269
If I tell you that Araragi is proposing to her in this scene after saying that Crab is only his girlfriend and Cat is only his lover, will you remember?
being Ara isn't to bad
>>115342420
yes, many thanks
>>115342368
That doesn't bother me so much because it is deliberate. It is when you read something and the flow is stopped because it's missing a letter.
>>115342356
Last time I checked Ellipsis were fine. Actually going to ask this but is there an issue you have with them?
>>115342587
I'm not so good at the art of 'trolling'
>>115342683
Ononoki the cutest
Snail and Bat the sexiest
>>115342683
not piss piss that's for sure
>>115342683
>Fuck
>Marry
>Be it's servant trough all eternity
>>115342906
Fuck Snail
Marry Bat
Kill Corpse
>>115342966
>Killing a little girl
>>115343118
Sh'es 100 years old, my conscience is clear.
>>115343167
Age doesn't matter, you wouldn't kill a Shinobu
>>115343167
>Killing something that's already dead
>>115343230
She can't die, not even if she where killed
>>115343279
So you can't kill her then?
>>115340915
Your shit taste is showing.
>>115343367
No, because she's dead
>>115342010
You forgot Mayoi in best girl tier.
>>115343421
I know, didn't mean to forget best bro so I appended with >>115342049
>>115343558
I guess I'm okay with your list then.
>>115343221
I wouldn't kill a Shinobu, but as everyone pointed out, you can't kill a corpse so I'm still clear.
>>115342010
What the fuck is braceleto tier?
>>115343664
An obscure reference to Nisemonogatari episode 2 where Araragi and Kanbaru discuss mis-speaks Kanbaru would do. IE Mishearing Family Rate as Family Rape...errr Family Hate
>>115343664
Kanbaru's mistaken way of announcing victory or something of the sort.
>>115324202
Vamp > Snail > Zombie
All are perfect though.
All Monogataris are best Monogataris, but we all know who the most best is.
>>115344003
One of those has a penis and it'sNadeko
>>115344003
sure do
>>115344061
A Mamaragi fan? That's fucking rare.
Actual Spoilers:I can't wait for the Tooe scene. We can finally see what she looks like
>>115344003
If you say Kaiki, I will hunt you down and shove a cactus up your ass for being a faggot.
Fuck Shinobu
>>115344227
>Catfag Mad because she gets BTFO by bat every single time
>>115344291
I don't like her either.
>>115344344
Then why you post cat?
>>115344227
I like that idea.
>>115344227
If only
>>115344395
Maybe it's a picture of himself?
>>115344222
Don't be mad, anon.
>>115344219
What Monogatari does she appear in?
>>115327678
>those fat tits
why
>all this shit taste
>>115345446
Spoiler or Mamaragi? Mamaragi is S2. Spoiler is in one of the later books. Though technically she has a speaking role in Hana
>>115345589
>>115345589
yep
>>115345640
Who is this dashing gentleman?
What's written in Kanbaru's red books? What do they represent?
>>115345822
erotic fan-fiction
>>115345822
It's all yaoi.
>>115345822
It's a reference to Mao's Little Red Book. Shaft tends to be pretty pro communist in their shows.
>>115345822
BL.
I think they just represent how her room is always a fucking mess because she's a disgusting fujoshi dyke.
>>115345822
They represent a limited animation budget.
Someone please post spoilers.
>>115345912ur a faget
>>115345822
In Bakemonogatari they were called Barazoku which was a BL magazine. Though in Nise they were just Blah and the glasses-wearing Blah
>>115345822
They represent books full of hot yaoi.
Why does nobody break it to Alalagi that perversion is evil?
>>115346147
Sorry to break it to you but Hanekawa did but she stopped the moment she found out he was getting off on it
>>115346147
Because it's not.
>>115346181
Then why didn't she break it to him that masochism is evil too?
>>115346147
My waifu is not evil
>>115346234
I don't think you get how that works.
>>115346234
Because that would be detrimental to his sex life with Crab.
>>115346305
Well, she can do that gently.
>>115346234
>Hey, you should stop doing that naughty naughty Maso thing.
>It's bad for you, you'll get hurt and it'll just stimulate your self-sacrificing complex
Araragi would be fucking over the moon if Hanekawa did that kind of shit for him
>>115346036
>>115346147
A lack of perversions is evil. Hell, even if you were to avoid all "evils", you total avoidance of vices could be seen as perverse.
>3DPD OP
>with implied gang rape
>canon domestic abuse victim
So how many times has cat get an abortion?
>>115346926
>implied gang rape
u fugn wot
>>115346926
About nine before it kills her.
>>115346986
Remember that scene in her OP where she got dozens of black arms groping her while being naked?
>>115346806
>what isOugi
What's it like to kiss a ghost?
>>115347098
Soft, and a bit cold sometimes.
>>115346986
It's actually a thing.
>>115347146
Hmm...last I checked it was a chapter in the Katanagatari series
>>115342420
How does that even make any sense, fuck you Araragi.
>>115324202
The thing i hate the most about Hachikuji moving on is that we never got to see her with ther hair down.
I bought this doujin at NYCC.
>>115347269
>No character development
>>115347131
sauce?
>>115347258
Araragi is a pervert, anon. I thought that was obvious.
>>115347269
>>115347269
Too bad the series is over, Nisio will never cut her hair.
>>115347269
>
>
>>115347292
It any good?
>>115347329
>>115347376
Well , thinking about it this way i think it's for the best.
>>115347356
>>115347156
It's symbolism for sexual frustration, that's the entire point of the arc.
>>115347405
If you like HUGE areolas and lactation, yes. Also full color.
>>115347376
>Nisio will never cut her hair.
Thank you based God
>>115347420
Araragi suave as fuck.
>>115347472
>mfw this is true
Even Nadeko cuts hers short
>>115347472
I think you mean Goddess.
>>115347464
I don't NOT like them. I'll give it a try.
>>115347584
>not downloading the LN
>>115347398
>>115327678
>oppai loli
>>>/out/
Who /k/ommando Hachikuji here?
>>115347709
What's the point
While I'm in a monogatari thread, I might as well ask.
In the parallel world, how exactly did bat become kiss-shot after she ran away again? I thought she could only survive off araragi's blood, but she went on to destroy the world. If she always has the potential to become kiss-shot again, what exactly did oshino's ritual do?
I marathoned S2 during a huge insomnia episode so I probably missed something really important.
>>115347779
Araragi was kill, so she became Kiss-shot again. I thought that was obvious.
>>115346036
>araragi/kaiki bl
http://a.pomf.se/mkuvdl.mp3
>>115347779
If Arararagi dies then she goes back to full power.
>>115347779
If one of them dies they are freed from each other.
>>115347844
>>115347862
Oh, I get it, they really are bound to each other. Thanks.
>>115342010
Ougi is Giant Black Ball of - DARKNESS tier.
Also, who the fuck is Bat? I'm trying to remember but I cant
>>115347947
Shinobu.
>>115347784
Stop, I don't want this.
>>115347969
Oh, I'm an idiot. But I don't remember her ever referred to as bat, just as a vampire.
>>115347996
Agreed, Oppai hanekawa or no hanekawa
>>115348006
Koyami is referred to as vampire in kizu: Vampire Koyami I think. Bat is the fan name for shinobu.
>>115348006
Vampires are technically glorified bats.
fuck you Nisio and your new novel
>>115347852
>kamiya's sex moaning
Anon Iloveyou.
>>115348055
I like loli Hanekawa but I don't anything bad happening to her.
>>115348070
Whats wrong with the new novel?
>>115348066
>>115348061
Yeah, I understand the connection, just couldn't remember where they referred to her as that.
Then again, I'm an infidel that watched the shows and haven't read the light novels. Gonna search for Kizu though, cause I can't wait until 2098 for the film
>>115348216
You will never be this happy in your lifetime, ever.
>>115348216
based araragi-kun
>>115348475
That hurts anon.
>>115348475
I know this feeling
>>115348070
Hubba hubba!
>>115348588
That moment Araragi goes all bad-ass on Kako to the final scene was the only scene where I actually liked Hanekawa.
>>115348475
>tfw no qt 2D loli to molest
>>115348658
I think she's wonderful.
So what does Hanekawa do after her graduation?
>>115348891
And that is an alright opinion to have. I too have Hanekawa's Tiger Stripesin one of my higher tiers
>>115348945
She becomes a low budget JAV actress , specializing in gangbangs
>>115348945
Continues being perfect.
>>115348972
Can't let those funbags go to waste.
>>115348945
NEET
>>115348945
I wish I still had that webm of her traveling.
>>115327495
becauseshe isn't real ;_;
>>115347451
green loli a shit, heart under blade best shinobu, hachikuji is the true best loli
>>115349327
Man her oppais just keep getting bigger.
I wish adult snail had her hair done like kid snail.Pls no open. CP inside.
>>115347376
>The series is over.
That's what you think.
>>115349327
That chub destroys muh dick.