>come home
>see this
>wat do?
>>113339968
Turn around 360 degrees and genuflect.
Go medieval on that booty
>>113339968
Draw a knife, check the rooms - the villian may still be there. After that free the grills and give them spare clothing.
After they leave be lonely and paranoid as usual.
>that look on Akari
Free blue and green, then make pancakes for silver because she's pretty.
Chaika is way too sexy for how innocent she is.
chaika on the front page?
Would you care for an egg?
>>113339968
Free akari asap so she can help me out
Then free chaika and comfort her with snacks and tea
"A-are you ok?" Untie them, dress them up, call the police. ofcoure I'd untie Akari 3rd, because she would attack me If I'd go for her first.
Chaika.
Rape.
No think.
Are there any good Chaika doujin?
I'm here to save you miladies.
>>113340221
> draw a knife
What good would a drawing of a knife do against someone who could subdue akari?
Damn would you look at that booty.
>>113340443
None on pururin. Sad panda only has a gallery I think
>>113340429
This. While my face turns into Chaika face.
>>113339968
Call my roommate and ask what the fuck he's done now
wonder why my black room mate has to be such a nigger
>>113339968
[x] People's Elbow the jabronis
Somebody post that pic of red chaika getting her chaikas sqeezed.
Why is this bitch looking me like that in my own house?
Chaika on the front page!
>>113339968
Try to wonder when I installed a rape den and forgot about it.
Promise that I'll release them after I get exclusive rights to dat ass.
![[FFF] Strike the Blood - 01 [3E278933].mkv_snapshot_01.09_[2013.10.05_21.18.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O9qBV4y.jpg "[FFF] Strike the Blood - 01 [3E278933].mkv_snapshot_01.09_[2013.10.05_21.18.29].jpg")
>>113339968
Add them to my harem
>>113339968
>Dispose of Akari
>Dress up Chaika
>Calm down Chaika
>Talk to Chaika
>Take Chaika on a date
>Kiss Chaika
>Marry Chaika
>Fuck Chaika
>Have a Family with Chaika
>Live happily ever after with Chaika
>>113341091
That's way too lewd.
>>113341091
You forgot to give Chaika a bowl of eggs.
>>113341070
Hey, stick to your own sluts
>>113339968
FUCK AKARI IN HER PUSSY AND BUTT.
>>113341167
Full force?
>>113341091
I bet you would put your ear against her pregnant belly and warmly remark about the baby kicking while she looks down on you with a tender smile, you sick bastard.
>>113341201
As hard as I can go.
I would love to hear her get mad and shout obscenities at me.
>>113341146
Thats implyed to happenwhile we fuck
Who the fuck is blue?
>>113341211
Who wouldnt?
I'd alsotenderly kiss her belly each night before going to sleep telling her how beatiful she looks and how i hope our son/daughter to be as beatiful as her
>Knock them out.
>Untie them and carry them to my place.
>Let them sleep on my bed.
>Deal with their freak out when they wake up.
>Ask them if they're ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I had them each a bowl of eggs.
>Ask them if they need a ride home.
>Tell them to take care.
>>113341407
>You have to eat all the eggs.
>>113341397
>there should be a /ar/ retro anime board
It's called /v/.
>>113341354
Jesus Christ, at least tell me you wouldn't properly introduce her to your parents as the mother of their grandchildren and emphasize everything that is good about her while she charms them enough to make them accept her as their future daughter-in-law.
Ask Chaika to give me an erotic massage with a handful of that luscious, fluffy hair of hers.
Failing that, I would ask her if she would let me lick her delicious Chaika eyebrows.
Throw them all out and go searching for red.
>>113341544
EYEBROWS ARE OFF LIMITS, SICKO
>>113341520
I would,obviously i'd introduce her after the date but beforehaving sex with her in missionary position while holding hands,with the sole purpose of procreating a beatiful offspring
>>113339968
Try to get Akari to fall in love with me.
>>113339968
>Rail Akari from behind
>Hug the scared and confused chaika while I await my inevitable death at the hands of Akari or Tooru
>>113341597
But angry hate sex would be the best.
>>113341597
Good luck with making her love you over Toru
>>113340221
I thought you'll be giving them a bowl of eggs or something.
>>113339968
-Disregard Akari
-Threesome with Chaika and Niva
>>113341597
I wanna hotclue those abs
>>113341650
She lost the Toru bowl. I'll be there to pick up the pieces.
>>113341769
>Implying she wouldnt try to assasinate Chaika to re-start the Toru bowl
>>113341590
You're depraved, anon.
But at least you aren't depraved enough to be with Chaika while she is in labor, holding her hand as she squeezes with all her motherly might as she gives birth to the child you will both cherish more than all you had and will ever have in both your lives.
And thank goodness you would never hold that child, looking into their eyes as you see the embodiment of all that is right with the world and then handing that child to Chaika, who gently cradles the manifestation of your love for one another, with a single tear rolling down her cheek as she instinctively hums a lullaby as they both bond for the first time.
>>113341802
She's not that mean.Who I'm I kidding?
>>113339968
Their legs don't look bound, but I won't be able to deal with those metal shackles without a pair of bolt cutters. Help them to their feet and lead them the fuck out of there. I'll fucking carry Chaika out if I need to.
>>113339968
Insert a catheter into Chaika and drink from it.
>>113341938
But they are in your home, anon.
>>113341845
But i would Anon.
And after thati'd go to work every day thinking of my beatiful family,dealing with the hardships of life in order to give them the best possible life i can.
I'd alsoenjoy my days off with my beatiful family and carrying my son/daughter over my shoulders and playing with him/her and doing remakrs about his/her eyebrows and how much they resemble their mother's.
>>113341979
Clearly someone has invaded my home and stuck some prisoners in there. Need to get the fuck out of there ASAP for now.
Brush their teeth.
>>113341845
Stop this nonsense, anon.I'm getting depressed.
>>113341354
Reported for being against the rules. You disgust me. May mods have mercy on your ip.
take photos and post them here
>>113341987
Just...just don't tell me you'd get her pregnant twice.
Akarin for asshole.
Chaika for vagina.
Frederika for cloaca.
>>113339968
Trim Chalka's eyebrow and cut the girls hair for development.
>>113342123
>Frederika for cloaca.
I want to cum in her urethra and watch her piss it out.
>>113342095
Brush their hair.
>>113342101
>TFW you'll never live happily with Chaika and have a beatiful family with her
>>113342121
I wouldnt ,butI'd her get her pregnant thrice so one child resembles her,the other resembles me and the other one gets to be a mix of us,and i'd spend as much time as possible with them rising them to be as loving and caring as their mother
>>113342245
That's not how genetics work!
>>113342288
But thats how animu genetics work
>>113342330
Yeah which makes sense if you were also 2D.
>>113342330
The first two would be twins.
>>113342377
But anonwhat if we are actually 2D and only see the world as 3d because of our perception of it
>>113342394
>>113342416
>>113342394
You just had to ruin my perverted fantasy,screw you man.
stillI wouldnt mind as long as they're my sweet family
>>113342416
Maybe I'm just tired, but I can't see why this couldn't be true.
>>113339968
Untie them, inquire about who did it to them. Notify the authorities.
>>113342245
I can't believe this, anon. Seriously, why? You know what, I'm not even surprised now.
I wouldn't be surprised if you were there for when your children have their first steps, gently encouraging them in spite of their multiple attempts before they finally make their first few steps over to you and hug you, one reason being to not fall over and another being their undying love and appreciation for you.
I'm willing to bet money now that you would see Chaika play peekaboo with your children, only to have them say their first word:eyebrows.
>>113342582
Anon,she wouldnt be playing peekaboo with me,she'd be playingPeekabrowand my child's first world would beBroweye, confirming that he inherited his mother's speak pattern,which i'd point out to Chaika,as she kindly laughs about it
>>113342524
Maybe you are so delusional about reality that you want it to be true?
>>113342776
>>113342524
>>113342475
Ever heard of the Holographic principle ?
>>113342684
I think I'm gonna hurl, what the fuck. I never thought you'd do that. Fuck man, you're full of surprises.
Okay, I just want to prove you're at least not the spawn of Satan now, because someone like that would have a happy marriage with Chaika that would go into old age; the kind of marriage that has the kind of love that maintains its authenticity through all of eternity and then, when sitting on your front porch with her watching your kids and their kids play on the front lawn, you turn to her and surprise her with a loving peck on the lips, her face blushing just as bright as the first time you kissed.
>>113342908
I'd do it
I'd alsogather all of my remaining strenght to kiss her with the same love as the first time as we are both too old and tired to do anything ,then hug her,while we die on eachother's embrace,hoping our child respect our desire to be buried together so we can be together forever
>>113339968
suckle chaika nipple
>>113343020
thats sick man. you need help
they showed chaika's nipple
>>113343250
I truly do,im a really sick bastard whodoesnt deserves such a loving and caring wife to spend the rest of my days with
>>113342198
I wonder how Fredrika would take to being lewded.
>>113339968
>Chaika
>>113341001
she's the one with the hottest top though
>>113343395
>>113343554
>>113341705
This is the only right answer.
>>113340221
>draw weapon
>clear rooms
... well. That's exactly what I would do.
After I cut Akira loose first, of course. She can help. Keeping the other two tied up just keeps them from getting underfoot, IMO.
>>113343395
>>113343582
>>113339968
[x] Touch Fluffy Eyebrows
Untie them, find some extra clothes to give them, serve tea and snacks, prepare a guest room. Things any hospitable host would do. I know, I'm not sinister or perverted enough to do much else, but I would admire those tits.
>>113341752
Why is yellow such a slut?
>>113343985
>fredrika
>slut
>implying you're not the slut here
>>113344055
I'm totally monogamous for Frederika, though. I wouldn't abandon her even if she died.
>>113340221
>Draw a knife
Europeans everybody.
>>113344156
She wouldn't die even if you killed her.
>>113343271
Yes, they did. I will settle with a good view of Chaika's tummy for that scene in the anime.
>>113342416
Well, our visual perception of the world is only two-dimensional, because images are projected and sensed on a flat surface on the back of our eyes.
>>113340221
>Draw a knife
What the fuck? You're carrying pencil and paper with you in a situation like that?
I pie clear the house, probably get shot clearing my staircase because that's a death trap for whoever has to go up it
![[Chihiro]_Hitsugi_no_Chaika_-_12_[1280x720_H.264_AAC][7EE75625].mkv_snapshot_21.52_[2014.08.27_22.34.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FhnFvSy.jpg "[Chihiro]_Hitsugi_no_Chaika_-_12_[1280x720_H.264_AAC][7EE75625].mkv_snapshot_21.52_[2014.08.27_22.34.54].jpg")
>>113344472
Some people are just beyond saving.
>>113339968
Does this scene actually occur in the novel?
Put on underwear, lie down on the floor and wait for someone else to come in.
>>113339968
>That Akari
>Them handcuffs
The things I would do to that ass, such actions would not be legal.
I love Frederika so much!
>>113342416
What if we all live in a computer simulation?
If there at some point existed a civilization technologically advanced enough to create a computer simulation of a universe, the odds of us living within such a simulation are extremly high. Scientists claim its not too long until we will be able to do just that, simulate the creation of a universe and watch how it unfolds.
Google The Simulation Theory.
>>113345213
They should focus on virtual reality and advanced fapping technology first.
>>113344666
Of coursh
>>113345110
Anyway, how is your sex life?
>>113345283
Her Dragoon form really hurts.
>>113345283
My chaika is great when I can get it.
>wat do?
Get hard.
Get my tranquilizer gun, the fourth has escaped.
Be sad that Best Chaika didn't fall into my trap.
>>113339968
>throw dices
>>113339968
Give them a hug to warm them up
>>113339968
>>113345951
>>113339968
>??
Chaika using conjuctions?
Something is clearly off here.
>>113345951
Hey, that's going to fa...
>>113346163
You cock
>>113346163
you have three arms?
>>113346469
I have friends.
>>113339968
holy crap, are you girls alright.
>go and get some blankets, clothes to cover them up, untie them.
>call police
>protect them till police show up
>>113346494
No you don't, you liar.
>>113346494
of course you do anon
>>113346529
You think one anon alone can capture Akari?
>>113346494
brave argument for a man who posts at this hour in a anime image board
>>113339968
Make a Chaika on the frontpage thread
>>113339968
Whoa, I never realized there's a nipslip.
>>113346568
it is lunch time here in austria.
