Would you a Christmas Cake Tomoko?
Yes?
>>111478702
As long as she doesn't grow tits.
>>111478702
What makes you think I already haven't?
>>111478702
>macfag
Hell no.
>>111479176
Macfag? Where do you get that from the picture?
>>111479176
Do they even have Macs in Japan?
>>111479704
They are very popular there. More so than here. I had a bunch of nips come to my lab. They were all macfagsand so am I
The iPhone is now becoming the dominant phone in japan.
>>111479939
>The iPhone is now becoming the dominant phone in japan.
>They had their own phones for 15 years
>They were much more advanced than Euro/US ones
>They just surrender and buy iPhones
>>111479939
>and so am Inoice
>>111478702
God damn I want to fuck her while wrapped in her long greasy hair.
>>111480036
That's basically what happened.
Not unless she is over 40.
>>111480104
Your country has some interesting consent laws.
No.Because I like women over 30
>>111478702
>25
>christmas cake
Alright so that's another term that has no meaning.
Thank god too, it sounded retarded.
I'll take any Christmas Cake no matter what is wrong with them.
>Since I'm not popular, I won't shower till I turn 25!
>>111480235
>no meaning
>literally being this stupid and pleb
Go back to where you came from, /a/ isn't for you.
>>111480205
...a bit thick around the middle and fuller in the bust.
>>111478702
Five.
>>111480327
You should realize that christmas cake specifically refers to people older than 25. A 25 year old isn't a christmas cake, you dipshit.
>>111480327
Holy shit you are literally too stupid to read and comprehend
>>111480235
I really hope you're just pretending to be retarded.
>>111478702
25 years old isn't a Christmas Cake
>>111480395
>>111480416
>being this fucking buttdevastated over being ignorant
Get out of our /a/ summerfags.
>>111480430
25 and older.
>>111480451
Yeah, nah. I understand that you're embarrassed over not knowing what a term means, but you should just take the loss and stop being so defensive.
>>111480430
Do you know where the term 'christmas cake' originates from?
>>111480430
If you aren't married by 25, you're a Christmas cake
>>111480475
25 is considered prime. It's only after 25.
Look at this "christmas cake".
>>111480535
she's a grade schooler
>>111480535
Shes 15 not 25 dingus.
>>111480076
I mean, what the fuck they just did, they were the phone master race back in time, they had color screen and camera YEARS before us.
Does she come covered in chocolate and cream?
If so, I'll take two, to go.
>>111480584
>>111480597
Just as correct as calling OP for christmas cake.
>>111480638
It's true. They gave up. Now that their largest carrier has agreed to sell apple phones, it's all over.
>>111480597
If she was 15 in 2003 that mean's she's 26 now.
What's the term for grandma porn? We need to use that since she is now too old to be christmas cake. Since she is 26 years old.
>>111480638
>Japanese manufacturers had to upgrade and put in tons of features into phones to make people buy new phones
>iphone comes out
>slick and easy to use UI
>japanese people got lazy learning to use their phones and moved to iphone
that's how it happened
>>111480638
IIRC hey also still use computers with Windows XP and Red Hat Linux because they're compatible with the printers they're too lazy to replace and because new exployees didn't want to figure out new OS.
>>111480535
holy cankles!
>>111480036
Revenge for Toyota fucking up the US car industry anon.
>>111480719
Christmas cake is "no good after the 25th" ergo anything above 25 is Christmas cake.
>>111478702
>>111480794
25 has nothing to do with christmas, retard. If that were the case it'd be saying 24th.
Besides 25 is way too early for marriage anyway. Enjoy your divorces.
>>111480519
>tfw christmas cake
>>111480732
>Paying for RHL
*tips debian*
>>111480859
She must have back problems sitting like that all day.
>>111480638
The Japs made the most advanced phones in the world for a while. What did them in is that they ignored the rest of the world and didn't even try to export them.
>>111480859
>lube dispenser in bottom right
>>111480897
Better than being a Wizard.
>>111480638
>>111480732
The Japanese still thinks fax machines are high-tech. I doubt any of you were even alive back when people used fax machines in the real world.
>>111480859
>her feet
>>111480950
What else is he going to use for masturbation?
>>111480955
But I like casting spells.Programming is basically magic right?
>>111481017
lel epic xD
>>111481010
>he
>>111481017
Unless you deal with quantum physics/computing and/or chemistry, no, you're just another code monkey.
>>111481101But I do
>>111480859
Jesus, what's wrong with her feet?
>>111481134
Nothing at all.
>>111480984
>>111481134
So she has big feet, so what?
>>111481130
Do you?
>>111481194Yes. Published papers and everything.
>>111480984
>>111481134
That happens when you don't wear shoes
>>111481101
>code monkey
Not a bad job, m8. Your managers, if over the age of 35, will have no idea what your job actually entails, so you have a lot of leeway. Also, plebs actually do think you are a wizard for knowing how to manipulate text files.
>>111481278
Insert relevant xkcd here.
>>111481278
>you will never rescue a christmas cake from her life of despair
>>111481017
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
>>111481278
>only programming
>not CE or EE
>>111481390
>>111481336
I got employee of the month in a company of 200 people for running a windows system restore. Rolling IT is ez rares.
>>111481459
Why are there so many pictures of cute girls holding SICP?
>>111481543
>Not being qualified to do all three, and design nuclear reactorsEngineering Physics masterace reporting in
>>111481543
>doing actual work at your job
>not playing dota most of your shift and using atom-editor so shit something out last minute
>>111480859
Why does she sit like that?
>>111481134
Male feet.
>not posting Christmas cake OL Tomoko
>>111481724
Because it feels like she's hugging herself while she plays.
>>111481636
I hate people like you. You are the reason we don't have robotic waifus.
>>111481724
>Why does she sit like that?
Maybe her butt hurts?
>>111481863
From what?
>>111482065
>>111480492
>being this much of a defensive newfag
Summer really is in full swing, isn't it.
>>111482065
>>111482152
NOTTE DISU SHITTE AGAN
>>111481832
People like me aren't capable of making robotic waifus. It's no loss. If I increased my programming quota to full strength, they'd just fire half of us and my boss would get a bonus for it.
>>111480859
Why does she sit like that?
>>111482229
Maybe her butt hurts?
>>111479939
I confirm this. all the nips i happen to meet have iphone.
>>111482218
>Not making robotic waifus as a hobby.
Do you even try? Stop wasting my resources.
>>111480859
Why does she sit like that?
>>111482218
>People like me aren't capable of making robotic waifus. It's no loss. If I increased my programming quota to full strength, they'd just fire half of us and my boss would get a bonus for it.
You're a character from Dilbert.
I salute you.
>>111482306
From what?
>>111480859
>controller under legs
weirdo
>>111482306
From what?
>>111482306
From what?
>>111482420
>>111482409
What is this shit anyway?
>>111482409
>>111482420
>>111482441
>>111482409
>>111482420
>>111482441
>>111482382
Maybe her butt hurts?
>>111481177
>!Hawk/WYGNE
Fuck no
>>111482382
Maybe her butt hurts?
>>111482542
From what?
ok, the fuck is going on on this thread?
Abandon thread guys, it's over.
>>111482559
From what?
>>111482560
>>111482499
>>111482485
>>111482560
>>111482441
>>111482420
>>111482409
>>111482306
>>111482152
>>111482065
>>111481863
I don't get it.
>>111482560
>>111480859
Why does she sit like that?
>>111482670
anal
>>111482670
Maybe she hates chairs.
>>111482670
Maybe her butt hurts?
Is anyone else having problems with 4chan? I'm seeing double posts.
Like, for example, some of the posts in this thread are repeated twice.
>>111482776
From what?
>>111482152
>>111482065
>>111481863
>>111482499
>>111482485
>>111482560
>>111482441
>>111482420
>>111482409
Why are you not banned yet?
>>111482799
Ignore them
>>111482799
Install gentoo
>>111482776
From what?
>>111482799
Spam and cancer.
>>111482844
Why is that guy so mad?
Is anyone else having problems with 4chan? I'm seeing double posts.
Like, for example, some of the posts in this thread are repeated twice.
>>111480036
I imagine they've done this because smartphones are the way to go these days.
They have a choice between iOS and Android.
And most Android phones are Samsung or HTC. I don't think most Japanese people would feel too happy about buying a Korean or Chinese product.
>>111482889
Maybe his butt hurts?
>>111482942
From what?
>>111482942
From what?
>>111482942
From what?
>>111482996
>>111483012
Is anyone else having problems with 4chan? I'm seeing double posts.
Like, for example, some of the posts in this thread are repeated twice.
>>111483055
>>111483077
Nice dubs.
>>111478702
>>111483105
Must be your connection, Anon.
>>111480859
Why does she sit like that?
>>111483184
Why does she sit like that?
>>111483184
Why does she sit like that?
>>111482942
From what?
>>111483232
pathetic tomoko
>>111483105
Must be your connection, Anon.
>>111481792
>i should work a bit harder at work
10/10 writing
>>111483184
TELL ME ABOUT THE REAL TOMOKO
WHY DOES SHE SIT LIKE THAT?
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR AN UNPAID JANITOR
>>111483238
Maybe her butt hurts?
>>111483232
>3232
you tried tomoko, and that's what matters
>>111483105
I think it's just a problem on your end buddy.
>>111483295
From what?
Is anyone else having problems with 4chan? I'm seeing double posts.
Like, for example, some of the posts in this thread are repeated twice.
>>111483422
Must be your connection, Anon.
>>111483422
Must be your connection, Anon.
>>111483105
I think it's just a problem on your end buddy.
>>111483244
Maybe her butt hurts?
>>111483422
Must be your connection, Anon
>>111483351
From sitting all day, probably.
>>111483422
Must be your connection, Anon.
>>111483571
From what?
>>111483571
From what?
>>111483571
From what?
>>111483184
Jesus, what's wrong with her feet?
>>111483628
>>111483636
>>111483662
>>111483605
Ignore them tripfag
i skipped endless 8 after the 3rd loop
>>111483722
I didn't open the thread before responding.
I had not yet realized what I walked into... Dear god.
>>111483605
Ignore them tripfag
>>111483628
The fuck is going on in this thread?
>>111483751
Ignore them tripfag
>>111483605
Ignore them tripfag
>>111483751
Ignore them tripfag
>>111483805
Ice cream? I love Ice cream!
Is anyone else having problems with 4chan? I'm seeing double posts.
Like, for example, some of the posts in this thread are repeated twice.
Is anyone else having problems with 4chan? I'm seeing double posts.
Like, for example, some of the posts in this thread are repeated twice
>>111483184
W??h????y??????? ??????d????o?e????s???? ?????s??h??e?? ???s?i????????t????? ???????l?i???????k???????e???? ??t?????h??a???t??????
>>111483951
M??????a??????y????b??????????e???? ?????????h?e????????r?????? ????????b???u????t??????t?????? ??????h??????u????r????t????????s???????????????
>>111484006
From what
>>111483894
Must be your connection, Anon.
>>111484006
F??????????????????r?????????????????o?????????????????????????????m????????????????????????? ??????????????????w?????????????????????????????h???????????????????????????a?????????????????????????????????t???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>111483928
Must be your connection, Anon.
>>111483894
Must be your connection, Anon.
>>111483747
YOU FOOL
>>111478702
>macfag
Hell no.
>>111483951
OR PERHAPS HE IS WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE
I like it
>>111478702
>those skeleton-legs
>>111483928
Must be your connection, Anon.
>>111481134
nothing, that's what normal feet look like when they are on a flat surface.
If you want to see what ugly feet look like, then look at women who wear high heels often
>>111480475
>>111480498
He's right though, the reason it's 26+ is because it refers to a Christmas cake after Christmas.
>>111478702
when the fuck did mokocchi get the rinnegan?
>>111481636
I'd rather work than play ASSFAGGOTS.
>>111487425
I hate it
>>111483290
If I took his hot pockets away, would he die?
god
>>111490598
why are otaku so easy to cheat?
>>111490598
>24,800 yen
>approx. $250
>for a boxset
>$20.83 per episode
>and these are just the DVDs
>>111490881
Because they're shut ins who don't experience the world.
>>111490906
And they cry about people not buying shit that overpriced.
>>111490810
>>111490906
mint stuff is always expensive though
>>111490881
Some otaku have gotten into the habit of "reverse importing."
As in, they buy the American releases of anime from American businesses, and watch them on a region-free DVD player.
Even with the shipping costs & customs charges, they still save a lot of money this way.
>>111491216
Importing into Japan is not difficult, there was a time where they had Brazil-tier import controls but that has long passed. Japan has low or no tariffs on most consumer goods, lower than Canada or the EU.
>>111491447
Never said it was difficult.
If anything, the fact that it's so easy is starting to become a problem for Japan. Anime sales are more or less part of their livelihood. If the otaku give the Americans their money instead of keeping it in Japan, that'll fuck with their economy, especially if enough people do this.
>>111478702
>tfw I turn to a christmas cake in 28 days.
>>111491908
>implying you're a girl
You turn into a wizard in 15 years and 28 days.
>>111480638
Go back and try to text with a 10-key pad...
Now imagine doing it with about 2x the amount of letters, and having to manually change homophones.
>>111478702 (OP)
Probably. But it's not like shut-ins would ever meet each other.
>>111492857
I thought wizard was 30. Are you 15?
>>111492857
Turning into a wizard happens at 30and I've already had sex.
>>111494069
Why do the Japanese never use chairs
>>111494718Slut
>>111491888
They have the same issue with music too, to a point where they have to put extra tracks on JP releases to encourage people to put up with the ridiculous VAT.
>>111495444
10% isn't so bad. It's 12% in canada.
>>111489065
Skeleton?! S-s-s-spooky! Cut that out right now!
>>111480860
>25 has nothing to do with christmas
what?
All this talk makes me want a manga where a wizard and christmas cake fall in love.
>>111496238
I think I read that at some point, but I don't remember what it was called.
>>111496297
Ressentiment, but it didn't have a happy ending at all.
>>111496238
Wasn't the chick from Bonnouji a Christmas cake? I know she was definitely older than the guy because they made a point of it a few times.
>>111496490
Yeah she was 26.
>>111480235
>not knowing how google works
>>111483232
Tomoko is too unlucky to get anything, even dubs
>>111496989
>3232
she got double dubs
I want toholdTomoko'shandas Iwalkherhomeafter adateto anarcadeandbookstore.
>>111495282
>>111497067
I want to hold hertitsas Iram jam her
>>111496238
That actually sounds like it would be a great healing type story assuming it didn't try to force drama and just followed the natural struggle of two people trying to break down barriers between themselves and others.
>>111497380
>and others
Nobody was talking about that
>>111497448
Others being each other. I phrased it badly.
I finished the Watamote anime, where does the manga pick up from the last episode
This thread is amazing.
I heart it.
I heart you Anonymous.even you tripfags
So now that Tomoko can ride a bike, will she try cycling to fit in at school? Or just go for dat student president ass?
>>111478702
I'd shave her NEET pubic hair, yes.
>>111499114
>wanting a smooth tomoko
>You will never run your hands through her jet black, drenched crow looking mane
What's even the point.
>>111499851
one shower with shampoo and it'll flow
>>111499851
>you will never have a tough time doing it because it's become all knotted up due to lack of proper care
Kill me.
Would you like to beeatenby Tomoko?
>>111497732
The sky's the limit.
>>111500886
this is an option?
what I would give to see a colossal Tomoko.
>>111500886
pic
>>111499851
mah nigga
>>111500886
Well I do like big girls
>>111478702
I would let her me.
>>111479079
Pedophile detected.
>>111502143
>flat chest
>must be pedo
Australian, please.
>>111478702
Would I Tomoko Christmas cake?
I would Tomoko like eggs in the file.
I would Tomoko in any style.
I would Tomoko like a dog
I would Tomoko on the floor
I would Tomoko against the door,
Despite an argument well-rambled.
a fan I am of Tomoko.
I would Tomoko Today! Today!
Today I say!
Without delay!
If she still has a diaper fetish, you bet I would fuck christmas cake Tomoko.
I'd rather make her a milf rather than leave her to anguish as christmas cake
>>111502617
What if she got a C-section scar anon?
>>111502863
then i'd kiss it and tell her it doesn't look so bad to make her feel better
>>111478702
so nice of her to imagine herself slim stead of the fayy shell become
>>111502617
>wanting children
What would Kii-chan think of these threads?
>>111503255
>Everyone loves nee-chan so much!
>I should support her too!
She's the biggest waifu poster in all of these threads.
>>111502573
>If she still has a diaper fetish
What?
>>111503255
she'd get some pretty damn interesting stories alright
>>111495160
Heil Hitler